Because I'm Horny
Because of an issue with management, and Neo skimping out of her tab for the bar, both her and Peter were thrown onto the street. Why didn't they go to the inn? Well, it just so happens that the tavern where Neo skimped out of her tab also happened to be the same building for the inn. Now the two of them are on the streets with nowhere to go and Neo was EXTREMELY wasted. "C'mon." Peter said as he had Neo lean on his body to stay upright, "Let's go outside the gates and camp since our other option was kinda thrown out."
Thwat...bwastard want-want-wanted ME to pay fo alsh those dwrinks. I don't habth that cash! Even Neo's thoughts were being slurred. Peter groaned and rolled his eyes, But they were ALL yours. he thought. Neo stopped moving her feet and Peter nearly stumbled with the sudden dead weight, Holf on... Neo held her hand to her mouth and her eyes began to bug out, Oh fuck... "*BLEEEGH*" Peter quickly grabbed Neo's hair and her hat as she began spewing chunks all over the ground by her feet. Tears rolled down Neo's cheeks because of her issue and when she was done she began laughing. Thwanks kid. she smiled, You-You-You've alwaysh been nice to me since we shtarted. she began patting Peter repeatedly on his chest, With how much you've helped me I should...gipf you a reward. she laughed, Oh gods, if it was 20 years ago you would have been a good lay.
"I wasn't even alive twenty years ago." he muttered, "Wait...how old are you?" Neo gave Peter a pouty face before punching him in the shoulder.
Zats mean...asking a woman her age. Peter rolled his eyes before he let Neo lean against a tree to rest so he could set up camp. Damn, did we always have this much stuff? Peter complained as he set up the camp. He felt a drop on his forehead and looked up to see the dark clouds before a bolt of lightning shone and thunder roared across the forest followed by heavy rainfall, forcing him to hurry his preparations. Dammit all. he thought as he quickly set up the tarp and staked in the tent. When he was done Peter and Neo were already soaked from the rain. He then grabbed Neo and dragged her inside and removed her jacket showing her sleeveless undershirt. He took a long look at her shirt and saw it went into her pants and formed hip windows.
Peter lied down and let out a deep sigh, C'mon Parker. What are you thinking. he thought with a blush as he hit his head with the palm of his hand, It's the whole journey, it's starting to get to me. I think me not having a connection with anyone other than her these last few months is deteriorating my mind. He glanced back at Neo's sleeping form, her smooth pale skin, beautiful multicolored hair as well as the tight shirt that made Peter realize she didn't wear a bra. He gulped and turned around to try and not think about her, but that was all he could do! I just need to get some sleep. He thought, come morning everything will be...it'll be fine.
Peter closed his eyes and did his best to fall asleep. However no matter how hard he tried he could only think about Neo. Soon he was fast asleep and things seemed to be like normal. Feeling a chill run through his body he did the only logical thing and turned his body towards Neo and wrapped his arms around her waist to get comfortable again. While Peter was now fast asleep the opposite was true for Neo who had woken up only a few minutes earlier. God...I think I still feel the alcohol in my system. she thought. Peter's arm moved up her body as she was much shorter compared to him and she nearly yelped in surprise. Neo held her lips in order to not wake Peter, but she was having a difficult time as Peter was unknowingly groping her breasts. She tried to slide down more but felt something hard poke her butt. "Eep!" she let out a light yelp but covered her mouth as quickly as possible. Is...is that? she wiggled but around to confirm her suspicions, Oh god, it's throbbing. she thought as she bit down on her lip her face beat red. How long has it been? Since I've even relieved myself? Months? she wiggler her butt more, I can't even imagine how long it's been for this little guy. He said he stayed in a dorm full of women and knowing him he definitely wouldn't be bold enough to do THAT even at night. Neo shut her eyes and with one hand grasped onto Peter's hand that was groping her chest making him grope harder, with the other she slowly slid it down and undid the buttons on her pants before sliding then inside. Oh...that's not rain. she smiled.
Neo began to trace the out line of her lower region moving up and down the crease slowly. She then slowly made her way to the top of the crease where she could feel something hard beginning to poke outwards. This quick, huh? Fuck, it has been a long time. Pulling her hand out she brought her index and middle fingers to her mouth and sucked on them, giving them a good coating of saliva before reaching back down again. She let out a breath of pleasure as she began to circle her clitoral hood before moving the foldings and touching clitoris directly. The surge of pleasure shot up through her body like a bolt of electricity and she felt her pelvic muscles tighten before relaxing again.
Fuck! Neo thought while heavily breathing. One touch? How have I become such a loser. I haven't been this sensitive since I dropped out of high school. Shrugging her shoulders she kept the pressure of Peter's hand on her breasts, You know...it'd probably feel better if he touched them directly. She used her other hand to slide her top down so that her round C-cup breasts rested above the collar. She then grabbed Peter's hand and placed it back and the sensation she felt from the skin on skin contact was so much more than she had hoped. For one his hands were kinda rough, but also smooth a weird combination that just felt right on Neo's chest making her nipples perk up in excitement.
Neo slid her hand down her pants again and this time dared to stick her fingers inside, even though she had already came from just rubbing lightly earlier. First one finger, then two, they easily slid in and Neo felt the pressure on her own two fingers as the schlick schlocking continued. She tried to reach deeper, but her fingers just weren't long enough to hit her sweets spots. Neo contemplated using Peter's hands to finish the deed, but felt that would just be taking advantage of his unconsciousness. Looking around the tent Neo was able to find her parasol, The hook should be more than enough! she thought. Stretching out as far as she could Neo was able to barely reach her parasol. Okay, just need to... Neo slowly pulled her pants off and saw the liquid stuck to her undergarments, Damn, I'm like a faucet. Neo moved herself back into position, but miscalculated what the feeling of touching the outline of Parker's member would feel like on her bare region. Oh fuck. she thought with a slight moan of excitement. She lowered the parasol downward so that the hooked handle was at her entrance, she then slowly pulled upwards so that the hooked piece would slide inside, and just as she thought it went deeper and rubbed harder than her fingers did. The sounds became louder and with Neo moving the parasol up and down as well as rubbing her ass against Peter's groin, there was enough liquids to justify that she wet herself in the night. Which would be half true. After several minutes she began to feel her pelvic region tighten again and this time her legs shook like she was having body spasms. That should be...good. Neo thought but the more her rear rubbed against Peter's groin the more she realized she was lying to herself. I suppose...a reward is in order. I mean, he's come with me this far.
Peter. Neo tapped Peter's chest with a big smile as she rubbed his lower region from the outside of his pants. Peeeter... Peter groaned and took a sharp breath as Neo seemed to rub a place that felt really good.
Peter's eyes blinked open, but he still couldn't see jack or shit. "Wha-?"
Peter, it's Neo.
"Neo?" Peter asked groggily, "What is it? Do you have to pee or something? Just go around the tent."
No! I... Neo bit her lip as she tried to think about what she was going to say, You've been...a real help to me during this trip and I uh...I wanted to give you something. To show my gratitude. Would you mind? she asked.
Peter yawned, "No, of course not. Get me whatever, just know that what I want is to walk normally again." he groaned.
Great! with a bite of her lip Neo moved downward and undid the belt and buttons on Peter's pants before sliding them down revealing his pretty adequate member. Wow you're...actually extremely average looking when it comes to this part of you, huh? I half expected it being larger to accompany your spider powers. she laughed as she used her finger to wiggle Peter's penis. Neo took a pretty good look at her prey before pouncing at it. It wasn't very large, but again not too small she could guess around six or seven inches, he was circumcised which Neo thought was kinda weird, surprisingly though Peter's body was naturally hairless. Geez, kid, what genes did you get to be this hairless? It's...It's kinda cute! Neo moved closer to Peter's penis, the natural smell of it turning her on even more, Oh fuck, I don't know how I'll control myself. Neo moved her hand forward and used her thumb and index finger to wrap around his shaft and slowly move up and down as she gently kissed the lower half of the shaft before moving upward and kissing the tip. Which each kiss Neo could feel Peter's penis twitching. Looking up as she kissed the tip she could see Peter slightly squirming.
Peter groaned as he opened his eyes, he kept feeling a tingling sensation in the lower half of his body making him think he had to take a piss. He slowly propped his body up and he looked down to see the familiar brown and pink hair, "Neo..?" he groaned out, "What are you doing?" Peter rubbed his eyed and his vision adjusted so that he could see Neo smiling while she rubbed Peter's penis against her face. Peter was shocked, he didn't know how to respond. Anger? Flattered? "T-This has to be a dream." he said, "There's just no way." Neo gave an unamused frowned before giving a devilish smile.
Yeah, this is all a dream. she said, Otherwise, why would I do...this! Neo opened her mouth and stuck the head of Peter's penis inside. The damp suction was too much for Peter to handle and he ended up blowing a load in her mouth right away. Neo's eyes widened in surprise before she swallowed, sticking the dick in deeper and sucking out what remained. Already? she asked as she took the penis out of her mouth, an almost disappointed look on her face, Well...I suppose I gave you quite a bit of stimulation earlier. Neo's smile grew more as she looked down to see Peter was raring to go once again, You've lost a lot, but it seems this little guy has regained your stamina...or maybe it's because you're young, who knows?
"Neo, wait!" Peter pleaded, but Neo didn't listen as she stuck Peter's penis in her mouth once again. The shock of pleasure and pressure caused Peter to lean back, like he was losing focus, "What the hell is going on?" he asked. Neo began to bob her head up and down slowly, the sensation was so good Peter felt like his dick was melting. It was so warm and so wet, plus the suction added a sensation he'd never felt before. It was like Peter's brain wss being overloaded with serotonin and he felt nothing but bliss for the first time in his life. It was like all his past worries and all his future anxieties disappeared, right now was only this moment nothing else mattered.
Neo looked up to see Peter's reactions of him placing hands on his face and breathing sharply. She smirked as she removed her mouth and began violently jerking him until she felt he was about to cum, she then quickly gripped the tip of his penis and blocked the passage in his urethra, Hold it kid. It'll feel a hell of a lot better if you do. Peter's sharp breaths were increased as his legs tensed and shook because he wanted to cum but couldn't. Neo smirked as she placed her lips over the head but didn't move downward, instead she used her tongue to circle around the head over and over again while she squeezed his balls and slowly stroked his shaft. Eventually Peter couldn't take it anymore and in a reflexive move he grabbed the back of Neo's head and pushed down so he could shove his penis down her throat. The quick action, while unexpected was still welcomed to Neo as she nearly came from feeling the semen flow down her throat and into her stomach. Peter fell back onto his back, breathing heavily while Neo coughed after the feeling of Peter's dick being forcibly shoved down her throat. However, that only turned her on more. Okay, fucker. she said as she straddled Peter. She began stroking his dick again and nearly cried in excitement as it got hard again, Oh, I can't believe you're still getting hard after shooting two big loads like that. You perv.
"Neo." Peter said weakly.
No more words, only action! Can you feel it? How wet I am grinding against your stomach? I'm gonna have some fun too you cheeky bastard! She the grabbed Peter's shaft and led it to her opening before dropping down forcing it all in in one go. The pleasure surged through Neo and the walls of her vagina became tighter as she came just from sticking it in. FUCK, YES! she shouted, God, it's been so long since I've gotten dick in me. Ah, you don't feel half bad. she she pressed against the lower part of her body and could feel where Peter's dick was stuck inside her. So what about you, kid? How does it feel? Neo looked down expecting to see a face of intense pleasure, but instead she saw a face of someone of the verge of tears. Peter?
"I don't understand." he said, "I don't get what's going on, or why I'm letting it happen."
Oh...c-come on, kid. You're over thinking things. I mean, you're acting like it's your first time.
"IT IS MY FIRST TIME!" Neo's eyes widened in surprise, "But it isn't about that...it's just..." tears began to fall down Peter's face, "You and I aren't in a relationship. You're Deadpool's girlfriend and he's my bro. I have a girlfriend and she doesn't even know if I'm alive." Neo gave a sympathetic look.
You really are a good kid, aren't you? she asked. She leaned forward and placed her hands on Peter's face before locking lips with him. The action seemed to relax him slightly, but he still looked at Neo with a confused face. Listen, kid. Neo started, Your girl, Deadpool...they aren't here right now and...and I don't even know if we'll see them again. So right now, in this moment, let's forget about everything else and just feel good with each other. Neo began to grind slowly on Peter penis and let out slight moans of pleasure as she did so, There, does this feel better?
"This...feels a lot better than when you were going rough." Peter laughed.
Awww, somebody's awfully vanilla aren't they? Neo grabbed the collar of Peter's shirt and pulled him closer, Come're. Neo wrapped her arms around Peter and he did the same to her. Within the warm embrace Peter began to get into a rhythm himself and began slowly thrusting. Aww! Now, you're...getting it. Neo bit her lip and let in a sharp breath. Before she knew it, Neo was on her back with Peter now moving at his own pace being careful not to put too much weight on her. Soon Peter began to move faster and faster and began hitting deeper than he was before causing Neo's moans to become much louder than before. You're trying so hard...to make me feel good. If you keep going like this, you may end up impregnating me!
"I'm sorry, but you've done nothing but help me! You even went as far as to make me feel good. I just want to return the favor!" Peter began moving even faster causing Neo to start wimpering with pleasure.
You'vre returned the favor...three times already! Neo felt her insides get tighter and Peter's penis throb, Oh god, just give it to me! Make me forget everything in the world! Neo locked her legs behind Peter's back and with one final thrust he blasted whatever he had inside. Neo arched her back and curled her toes, an insatiable itch she's had for months was finally scratched. Peter took a couple of heavy breaths before rolling off Neo and passing out from exhaustion. Neo, meanwhile lied still for a while as she looked at all the white fluid flow out from her insides. It's too bad. Maybe if I had met you first...Maybe I would have switched sides for you. She crawled over to Peter and lied her head against his chest and smirked, Or who knows, maybe you would have switched for me.
Peter woke up and rubbed his head. "What happened?" he looked around and noticed that everything was clean and his pants were still on, "A dream?" he asked. He didn't see any stains, markings or even smell anything from before. "Man, that was a wild dream. I need to stop looking at Neo in that way, especially when she's drunk. That dream felt way to real!" Peter got out of the tent to see Neo hunched over a fire and rubbing her head. "Hungover?" Neo nodded, "Hey uhh...nothing happened last night...did it?"
Neo cocked her eyebrow in confusion, Yeah, I was outside puking my guts out while you held my hair back. You don't remember that?
Peter chuckled, "Guess not, I must have been out of it. I had this wild dream though."
Oh yeah? Was she cute?
Peter blinked a few times, "Yeah she's...she was quite the looker."
Neo stood up and kicked dirt of the fire and drank from a bottle of water, Let's get packed up. We need to make up for lost time. Peter nodded and the two grabbed their supplies. As they left Neo looked back and smirked, Quite the looker, huh? Back at the campsite their supplies were gone, however in the bushes there was a single pair of wet black panties left behind, hidden from view.
End
A/N: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Everyday it's sit at a table, check people's temperatures, sit at the table, write bullshit on letterheads, sit at the table watch the same shit on YouTube for the millionth time! AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! *Jumps out window, fucking dies*
Uh...Hey, Deadpool here, so, like, the author has totally lost it. Like he said, I'm pretty sure the Quarantine finally got to him. With no school there's surprisingly just as much stress. Eventually with the boring work, the story he just finished and the twitter artists he follows it seems he finally snapped and wrote that smut one shot.
Don't worry, this won't be regular, and he doesn't plan to do this again...maybe. Also this isn't canon, so everything should be okay going forward, no need to worry about if there will be some weird side story in the next story with these two.
Anyways, have a nice day, keep sane, stay safe, wash your hands.