Chapter 1 – Prince of Gryffindor

My name is Harry James Potter. I am the Prince of Gryffindor and will take after my father once I get married to a princess. I know that I am quite handsome and I have bedded a few girls. But they are all dim nobodies. They all try to impress me with their grace and manners but I want someone different and unique. Someone who I must try to impress because she captivates me so. I want someone who will see me just as Harry James Potter. The clumsy me. Not the Prince of Gryffindor because I know that they only want to be queen of a land and it also means that they will brag to their friends about winning Prince Harry's heart. But so far, there are none. And let me tell you, I have seen over 30 girls since I turned 18! I'm 21 now and should get married to be able to rule Gryffindor.

To be honest, I am sick and tired of girls throwing themselves at me. Obviously when I feel the need to be pleasured then yes, they are most welcome! But the majority of my time, I just get tired of the same girls doing the same shit to me. I mean, their tactics are all the same. Curtsy, introduction, plays with the fan, big ugly frilly dresses and flirtation. There will also be a bit of a hand grabbing if she's a grabby girl. I'm not saying that I hate the flirtation part but this routine sucks.

My longest girlfriend was the Princess of Hufflepuff. Her name is Cho Chang. She was the most prettiest girl in the world and my parents did sort of accept her. They didn't like her much. Apparently she had a reputation but she was lovely to me. I absolutely adored her. She was just like another one of those fangirls but maybe to the fact that she was really attractive and that she was the Princess of Hufflepuff, that made me want her. Our relationship was okay I guess. Nothing that awesome but she would be my first girl that I took seriously

I don't know if you would get tired of this constant girly crap when you are the most attractive prince on Earth! Like I said before, I want a girl who is unique and different but in every way still like a girl. You know who hasn't given up on being my wife yet? There are 3 girls who are completely desperate for me. Ginny Weasley, Lavender and Parvarti Patil. OH MY GOODNESS. They are best friends but they have started their own fan club about me. Ginny is the leader. Now I can't just tell her to fuck off when she's around me because

She is Ron's sister and that would probably piss Ron off when I start dating her of when I break up with her :/

That is very ungentle man-like in every way

It would make her cry and I can't stand crying girls

So no matter what, I have to make her happy when she sees me or avoid her like the plague before she sees me. Thank god I have bodyguards to help me with these girl issues.

The lands Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin are all united together. We have made a pact towards each other and no tragedies have happened thank god. I'm friends with the Prince of Slytherin, Draco Malfoy, and my bestest friend in Gryffindor, Ron Weasley. Us three, we are all the same age and it's nice to be normal with people your age

So apparently, Princess Whatshername is coming to Gryffindor. OH MY GOSH. I DON'T THINK MY FATHER WILL EVER STOP THIS NONSENSE. THERE IS NO GIRL IN THIS LAND THAT I WANT TO BLOODY MARRY! PLUS I DON'T EVEN WANT TO RULE GRYFINDOR YET! Can my father not get that into his head?

Anyway, the princess is coming tomorrow with her parents and I have to look my best says my mum. What the hell does she even mean?! I look my best everyday no matter what! Every says and knows that but its rubbish to mum

So I need to bed now. I'll tell you more about what happens tomorrow with that Princess coming tomorrow. Whoever the hell she is anyway

A/N: So I had a sudden urge to do a Harmony story. TBH I ship both Dramione and Harmony! So at the moment I will be writing this because I have more inspiration here. In the mean time, read and review please! For my birthday :) in about 4 days? pleaseeeeeeeeee love you XX