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I do not own DBZ or any of its characters, Akira Toriyama owns it.
Chapter 1: Surprising Revelations
Bardock sighed… "I wonder if my son is still alive…" Bardock felt a heavy hand on his shoulder. Back on Vegetasai, he would have forced a ki blast into anyone's face, who dared touch him without him giving permission, but after all this time in hell he had learned a few tricks, including sensing and recognizing ki. "King Vegeta… What do you think has become of your son?" Startled by Bardock knowing who he was without seeing, the heavy hand was picked up quickly. "I have no idea… He was rash and unpredictable. To tell you the truth I thought he would have been dead long ago." King Vegeta said this with difficulty, as he was never one to open up. Bardock turned around and looked at his King. "All we know is… Freiza wasn't killed by just anybody. It had to be your son." Vegeta placed a hand upon his brown beard and began to stroke it. He was lost deep in thought. Finally he spoke, "If that were the case… Freiza would have killed me, over and over, endlessly." Bardock smiled slyly, "There were rumor from Freiza's men about it being low class scum who killed him. I don't think even Freiza knew who his murderer's father was. Otherwise he would have sought revenge already. Perhaps it could have been…" Vegeta's normal frown deepened into a scowl. "Don't make me laugh. Do you remember your son's power level when he was born! A lousy 2! It is true that you were one of my finest warriors and you were born a low class, but even the average low class offspring is at least 50!" Bardock's grin faded. "I suppose your right… Besides the warriors name was supposedly Goku. Then however… who could it be?
Back on earth the Z warriors were celebrating the defeat of Majin Buu. Goku and Vegeta were finishing off their 139th bowl of food. "Whoever finishes this first will be declared..." Bulma was cut off by Oolong, "An even bigger pig than me". Yamucha burst out laughing while pan giggled. "And you know what the prize is for that?" As Bulma said this she turned to Oolong with a devious grin, "Roasted pig!" Oolong's face turned blue, "Now Bulma… I think we can come up with a better prize than that…" At this Krillin started laughing. Bulma approached Oolong, the pig then proceeded to back away. Bulma dove over a chair trying to tackle Oolong, but she missed. Oolong dashed away squealing and Bulma started to give chase. Everyone burst out in laughter, even Vegeta and Goku, who were still pouring food down their throats. "Done!" Goku yelled. "DAMMIT KAKAROT! You even beat me at eating!" "Sorry, but that's the thing I'm best at!" Goku smiled proudly. Chichi mumbled under her breath, "Our grocery bill proves it too…" Piccolo commented, "You do remember most of the people here have super hearing…" At that Chichi's face went red.
Suddenly, a voice popped into all of their heads. It was Supreme Kai, "Um… I'm not sure what to really say it, but to secure future peace… We need to bring the Saiyan Race back to life…" Vegeta growled, "What do you mean… How would that SECURE future peace! It would more likely destroy it!" "Vegeta, I know why you never liked your father… But we think he changed. All we need to do is confirm that he's safe enough to human kind. We believe that if he doesn't want to destroy everything, he would convince his people to protect the earth's peace. We also need another high ranking figure among the Saiyans, to go along with this. So Goku we will also bring back your father." Vegeta seemed to understand but Goku started to protest. "I've never even met him! For all I know he'll kill my family when I have my back turned!" "Goku," the supreme kai said sincerely, "I can understand your hesitation but think of it this way. You will not live forever. Neither will any of the other Z warriors. We need new guardians of the planet. Since most earthlings will never be strong enough to fight off an alien threat, we need new heroes. It's true that you will have descendants, but each generation will become weaker as they will have less Saiyan DNA. Therefore Goku, we need full-blooded Saiyans to protect the earth." Goku frowned but nodded his head. You will meet your fathers at the lookout as we have instructed Dende on how to get them there.
Me: Vegeta, what do you think of it so far?
Vegeta: I would never read such garbage!
Goku: I might like it if I knew what the words meant…
Vegeta: Kakarot! You imbecile! Go back to whatever you were doing!
Goku: Chichi says I'm not allowed to eat anymore…
Vegeta: Well go do something BESIDES irritating me today! Trunks already does enough of that…
Trunks: Dad! But I… Waahhh! Mommee! Daddy's being mean again!
Vegeta: See what I mean?
Bulma: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! You made Trunks cry!
Vegeta: Where the hell did you to come from! I demand to know why you aren't at Capsule Corp fixing my gravity chamber!
Bulma: Well, that's what I needed to talk to you about! You see… Well… It was finished but… Trunks stand behind Goku… You see Trunks and Goten… They kinda… Went Super Saiyan and… Blew it up into scrap metal…
Vegeta: WHAT! I'm going to murder you Trunks, AND Goten! THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I COULD POSSIBLY HOPE TO CATCH UP TO KAKAROT!
Me: Um… Excuse me but uh… I called you here to help me with my story…
Vegeta: Who gives a damn about your story!
Me: Vegeta… Did I mention you're the main character?
Vegeta: I'm happy to help!
