Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Doctor Who, if I did Hermione and the Doctor would travel through all time and space and the Doctor regenerates into Daniel Radcliffe.
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Harry, Ron and Hermione entre a store that sells magical tents hoping to replace the one damaged during the hunt for the horcruxes, as they weave between all of the displays Hermione comes across a Blue Police Telephone box from 1963 in one corner promptly bursting into laughter. Harry and Ron rush over when Harry takes one look at the box and promptly begins laughing as well, leaving Ron stumped as to why his two friends are literally rolling on the floor laughing saying things like "Exterminate" "Sonic Screwdriver" and "Doctor."
Ron stamps his foot on the ground much like a toddler about to throw a tantrum reminding the laughing pair of his presence. "Harry, I didn't think the Dursleys would have let you watch Doctor Who?" states Hermione finally catching her breath, "they didn't. Mrs Figgs was a huge fan, taped every episode that ever aired, when ever I was over it her place it was either look at pictures of her cats or watch the show with her," he answers. "I see you are admiring one of our old portable cabins slash holiday houses," says the salesman approaching "portable cabin?" asks Hermione.
"Yeah, using an expansion charm it's bigger on the inside…" he starts to explain but is cut of by Harry and Hermione bursting into laughter again, "it's a fully furnished cabin on the inside," he continues. "How is it portable?" asks Harry "quite ingenious, works just like apparating, you see the entire thing can be transported anywhere," explains the salesman "so it disappears and then reappears?" asks Harry, the salesman nods but grows confused as the two muggle raised teens burst into laughter again. "I am afraid, however, that the ministry forbids the sale of this particular model after a series of incidents years ago," says the salesman "some old chap and his grand-daughter bought one, some how integrated a time-turner and turned the whole dammed thing into some device that could travel time and space. Caused a huge blooming problem, hopping back and forth in time until the ministry caught up to them. But, not before them muggles noticed, not sure what the ministry did to cover up the whole affair, all I know is that we ain't allowed to sell that model no more. Shame though, muggle-borns since the mid 1960's keep asking to buy it, always mentioning some doctor." Says the salesman. Harry and Hermione turn to look at each other before looking back at the salesman "what happened to that particular blue-police box?" they ask. "Your standing next to it" says the man motioning at the blue box behind them, "the ministry returned it to me after the trial telling me to destroy it, haven't been able to bring myself to doing that yet, have I old girl?" he says looking at the blue-box with a sense of appreciation.
Harry and Hermione look at each other with equally mischievous smile before quickly disappearing inside the box, seconds latter the light on top begins to flash as the Blue-box fades in and out of sight before disappearing completely. Leaving a bewildered Ron and annoyed salesman behind "Darn it, their the eleventh people to do that, after that old man and his grand-daughter ten others have stolen it and gone on weird adventures, the last bloke had some odd fascination with bow-ties. Dam, the ministry will be pissed, argh!, better let them know a twelfth 'doctor' and 'companion' are on the lose." He says grumbling to himself. Ron is left standing their all alone, realising this wasn't the first time they left him to go on some hair-brained journey through time, it was third year all over again.
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Hello sweeties
Couldn't resist, might have just spoiled the next season of Doctor Who though, oh well, Spoilers.
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