Gal-Girl Y
A Megaman X fic by Undead Orpheus
DISCLAIMER WARNING! I do not own Megaman, Capcom, or any intelligent killer robots. I'm sure Capcom does, though...otherwise why would I have to write this? Also, I do not own the rights to 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' or 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun'. They are owned by Aerosmith and Cyndi Lauper, respectively. I also suspect both parties to be killer robots.
A/N: Hoorah! The very first adventure of Gal-Girl! Just so everyone knows, this isn't meant to be taken too seriously. I'm a hardcore Megaman X fan, so I'm bashing with love.
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Prologue- The New Hunter
The year is 21xx. Sigma was defeated, and X had won the annual talent show with his rendition of 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'. All seemed peaceful, but who was X kidding? Sigma doesn't just have his 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' performance shot down by some antiquated retard that had already blown him up eight times! No, X would be made to pay. He wasn't sure when or how, but it would be done...
...and most likely with some crazy Reploid's half-baked take-over-the-world scheme...and eight robot masters.
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Two weeks later, X and Zero were called into Hunter HQ. Apparently, they were being assigned a new teammate, as Axl had conveniently vanished. As they strolled to Signas' office, X was blithering on about his hatred of battle. Zero was all but dry humping his leg.
"Zero, a new teammate means a new assignment. That means we'll have to fight! Fighting is wrong, don't you think?" X turned his head to look at his now-trailing comrade. Zero's glazed stare was fixated on the bottom half of X's armor. "Zero?"
"Yeah, real bad." was Zero's only mumbled response. X often caught him staring...there, and wondered if he possessed some upgrade down...there...Zero was looking to pick up. Or maybe he noticed a defect X had missed.
"Hurry up, we're going to be late," X said over his shoulder, and hurried towards Signas' door. Zero stopped for a second, then cursed his maker for not making him anatomically correct. Oh well, he thought to himself, there are upgrades for that anyway. He started for the door.
X walked into the maverick-hunter commander's office, and was immediately tackled by a rushing pink blur. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE X! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO WORK WITH YOU! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN BLAH BLAH-DE-BLAH..." and an explosion of words too fast for X to comprehend poured from her for the next minute or so. She had pink armor, with cat ears on the helmet of all things, and a red plaid school-girl skirt. She looked like the humans that modeled for what were referred to as dirty magazines. Her hair was bright purple, and her eyes were red. Her style made her seem simultaneously innocent and trampy. As her full lips rambled on about him, X cursed his maker for making him anatomically correct. Fearing embarrassment, he sat down in a nearby chair. Zero sat next to him, staring daggers at the bitch.
When she finally ran out of things to say (or the energy to say them), Signas introduced the rabid Reploid fangurl. "This is..." He read from her file, "what does this say? Gal-Girl? Y?" he smirked. "All right, this is Gal-Girl Y. She's one of the newest model Reploids. She can fly, she's basically invulnerable, and she has cannons in all the right places"
Signas wasn't kidding, X thought.
"Gal-Girl, you already know X. This is Zero, former captain of Unit Zero, and famous A-rank hunter."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, sir" Gal-Girl offered her hand to Zero. He couldn't help but notice when she smiled the lighting seemed to give her perfect body an ambient glow. He hated her for it. He contemplated hissing at her and running up a curtain, but X was in the room, and he wanted to maintain his usual macho/surfer composure.
"Same here," he managed to snarl at her without being too much of a queen. "Now that we're all acquainted, what's the assignment, boss?"
Signas brought up what appeared to be some sort of massive shopping mall on his holo-projector. "This is Amazing Savings, the largest retail outlet for Reploids in existence. Recently, we've noticed a correlation between Reploids shopping at certain locations in the mall, and those who go maverick. Alia will brief you with the specifics in mission control. You are to infiltrate the mall, via the Starbucks in the food court, and do re-con on the suspected stores. You also are to have a meeting with the mall supervisor, Magicianmancer."
X couldn't help but ask. "Magician...mancer, sir?" he stuttered.
"I don't assign names, so don't ask me. Just get out there and see what Gal-Girl's bazooms—I mean bazookas are made of."
"Sir!" they all stated with a salute before leaving. Signas wasn't sure, but he thought Zero tried to trip Gal-Girl on the way out. Signas had the fastest CPU in existence, and wondered if Zero really thought he was fooling anybody.
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Ta-Dah! What awaits Gal-Girl, and the maverick hunters at Amazing Savings? Who is Magicianmancer, and why is his name so silly? Will X realize both his cohorts want to get a little more...shall we say, user-friendly? You'll have to wait for chapter two to find out if it's more than they bargained for!