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Fragmented Lives (The Parody)
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Copyright Info and Disclaimer.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is Copyright (c) 2002 by Gainax. All OTHER material is Copyright (c) 2002 their owners. All materials used for PARODY purposes.
"Fragmented Lives (THE PARODY)" is Copyright (c) 2002 by DBM. This work is an Amateur, Non-Commercial work by an Anime/Manga Fan. This work was created in the Spirit of the Copyright Exemptions regarding Parodies and Satire.
If you like my work, you may keep a copy for your own personal records, but you may NOT post it on any websites/newsgroups, NOR may you include it in any printed publication for sale/public distribution. If printing out a copy for yourself or a friend, you may reformat it (paragraph spacing, page-breaks, font and font size, borders, bold/italic, etc) to fit the paper you use, but please do not change any of the actual words or wording in the document.
Sole web-posting at FanFiction.Net - Author's E-Mail address on File.
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Censorship Info and Disclaimer.
NOT Recommended for Children.
Intended for MATURE Audiences.
There are NO 'sex scenes', but, just like the original NGE series, the story will explore the results and side effects of such activities. Along the way, there'll be swearing, violence, drugs, Adult situations, and frank discussions of sex education/family planning information, as well as thoughts and opinions on the morals and ethics of sexual assault, dating, courtship, marriage, alternate sexualities, pregnancy, childbirth, parenthood, Family Values, etc.
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Fandom Alerts and Disclaimer.
AU Alert (Alternate Universe).
OOC Alert (Out Of Character).
ACC Alert (Author Created Character).
SI Alert (Self Insert - Author appears in the story as a character).
SPOILER Alert (May 'spoil' surprises in the Manga and Anime TV/Movies).
' ' denotes thoughts.
" " denotes speech
denotes other method of communication.
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Drinking Game for the 'Altered Lives' Stories by DBM.
WARNING! Under NO circumstances shall the Author of this document be held liable for anyone who actually follows this 'JOKE' drinking guide! If you're drinking Alcohol, then you must be of age to do so legally. That means that YOU are solely accountable for YOUR own actions! If you do choose to drink, YOU take full responsibility for what happens!
1) Whenever someone acts 'Out of Character' (OMAKEs included) have 1 drink. (Warning! Following this point may cause Alcoholism/Alcoholic Poisoning!)
2) Whenever someone acts 'In Character', have 2 drinks to get over the shock.
3) Whenever the Author has three little dots together, like this…, eat something. Trust me on this, it'll help offset the effect of the alcohol…
4) Whenever Rave 'does the unexpected', 'Foul yourself with Fear'! Just kidding, change type of alcohol (beer to wine), or brand.
5) Whenever the Author offers an 'Explanation' that might show that Glando IS a Decent Human Being, Projectile Vomit Profusely. And YES, extra points ARE awarded for Distance, Accuracy, and Area Covered.
6) Whenever there's a 'Kodak Moment', or other 'Romantic' scene, reach for the tissues, wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and raise a toast to 'being in love'… (Feel free to 'break out the Good Stuff', and ignore any change from point 04!)
7) Whenever there's a scene with either good writing, decent characterisation, tense drama, touching romance or gripping action, check to see if you're still reading 'Altered Lives', and not some other story by mistake.
8) Whenever Rave says something that could be taken as a joke, have 1 drink.
9) Whenever any of the girls get some 'Quality Time' with Shakey, cheer loudly and have 1 drink! Let's face it, rare occasions SHOULD be celebrated!
10) Whenever the Author makes a valid social observation, say, "You got THAT right!" and write down your OWN observations. Have as many drinks as needed to help you in your endeavour.
11) Whenever some scumbag gets his 'just desserts', make a note to enrol your own Children/Loved Ones in a Self-Defence/First Aid course. Let's face it, there's NEVER a Police Officer/Paramedic around when you NEED one!
12) Whenever the Clone known as #12, or Twelve makes Shakey's dull life more 'interesting' (in whatever way) have 2 drinks, one for each of them…
13) Whenever the Clone known as #13, or Hanako, makes an appearance in the story, be thankful for those people who handle the 'Janitorial' jobs. If you know one, think about inviting them out for a drink.
14) Whenever Glando dies (OMAKEs included) drink a bottle to celebrate! (Warning! Following this point may cause Alcoholism/Alcoholic Poisoning!)
15) Whenever Rave kills someone, go to the toilet and offload some of what you've been drinking. Trust me on this, you'll need to make room in there eventually.
16) Whenever Shakey's 'Vague Sense of Impending Doom' starts playing up, check to make sure that all of the doors and windows are locked, and that your insurance is paid up. If so, relax and have a drink.
17) Whenever Rave's 'Group Mind' has an 'Internal Monologue', have a coffee or cold shower to try and sober yourself up… Let's face it… If a 'quiet one' like Rave is 'Talking to Herself' and getting answers back…
18) Whenever you think you see a scene or dialog taken (Ripped Off) from another source (story, film, etc) remember, this is a PARODY! The Author is SUPPOSED to make obvious, and identifiable references to other people's works. For EVERY single reference spotted, take 1 Drink. (Warning! Following this point WILL cause Alcoholism/Alcoholic Poisoning!)
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