Warning: contains lots of swearing throughout.


"Urrgh."

Fucking Alarm.

Elsa reached over to her bedside table and smacked the top of the noisy device.

5 more minutes

Fucking Alarm.

Her arm reached over to the device again turning it off for good. She retracted her arm up to her face and rubbed her eyes. She slowly tuned her head to look at the time. 5:06 AM. The blonde sat up and swung her legs over the side of the bed, resting her feet on the carpet.

Elsa finally got off the bed and headed towards the bathroom, turned the shower on and removed her thin top and shorts she wore to bed.

The water was cold at first forcing her to wake up. After washing her hair and body she turned off the water, jumped out and wrapped a towel around herself.

Walking back into the bedroom she sat in front of her dresser facing the mirror. She grabbed the hairdryer and brush, and set about trying to tame the platinum blonde locks. Once the blonde's hair was dry she walked to her closet pulling out a blue suit and white shirt

Elsa sat back in front of the mirror and sectioned her hair onto three. She started looping them together until they were in a nice braid that lay over her left shoulder. She pushed her bangs back over her head then used clips ties and product to hold them in place.

Elsa let out a sigh, putting down all her tools and looking into the mirror, ice blue eyes staring back at her. Inspecting her work she turned her head left and right before nodding, getting up and waling over to the kitchen.

She grabbed a bowl and poured some cereal, then added milk. Taking the bowl over to the sofa in the living area she turned the TV on and began to eat. The news was boring, same old, same old. Weather is warm, politics, and murderers.

Elsa looked glanced to the clock on the bottom left of the news channel, 5:57 AM. Well time to go.

The blonde got up from her seat, turned off the TV, grabbed the car keys and walked towards the door. After double checking it was locked she turned round and headed down the steps to her driveway, she pressed the button on the fob and got into the blue car. It automatically connected to her phone, and her new favourite playlist started.

The drive to work was quiet. The time obviously helped. It was only a 15 minute drive before she arrived, leaving another 15 minutes to get sorted before work started.


Her workplace was a large multi-floor office building. It was a very wealthy company, so had a modern design and high tech equipment. Elsa worked in the IT department with two colleagues. Their jobs were to make sure everyone's computes in the building were working smoothly. If anyone had any problems they would email or call the IT department. Preferably email.

Elsa got into the elevator and pressed the 1st floor button.

Way too early to be using stairs.

The elevator dinged and the door opened. The blonde walked out and over to her desk that was in the corner of the room. The whole far wall had a floor to ceiling window, in front of that there were three desks with the chairs facing away from the window. The edges of the room were messy with old broken IT equipment, paperwork and cardboard packaging from new replacement products.

"Good morning Elsa" Kristoff loudly announced standing up from his desk chair stretching his arms and back.

"Shut up Kristoff, you know I don't talk until I've had coffee."

Kristoff smirked and sat back down.

Elsa walked over to her desk placing the coffee cup down with her keys. She pulled her chair out and sat down, turning on the iMac.

Elsa sipped her coffee and scanned through her schedule for the day. She turned to Kristoff and asked. "Where's Olaf, he's going to be late."

"He took the morning off remember? He's picking up his new car. He told us both yesterday." Kristoff replied.

"Oh shit, yeah." She said turning back to her screen.

"He should be back just before lunch. Though looking at the schedule there's not going to be much he can do. Or any of us for that matter."

"We could sort through all this mess." Elsa said gesturing to the broken equipment and cardboard that was scattered around the room.

Kristoff laughed. "Good one Elsa." He got up from his seat and walked towards the elevator. "I have a job on 5th sounds like a biggie. I'll see you later." As he finished the doors opened Kristoff got in and pressed the button.

Elsa watched the doors close then looked back to her screen, she started her morning task of replying to emails and scheduling jobs.

The morning soon passed, Kristoff got back from his job, and the schedule was clear for the rest of the afternoon. Olaf had arrived bringing 3 cups of coffee and doughnuts for the team. They all gathered around Elsa's computer. This was a lunchtime tradition. They always sat round together and loaded up Netflix. Elsa continued the latest episode of the series they'd been watching. The three sat in silence intently watching the action on screen.

When the episode ended they discussed and reviewed on what they think would happen next. Before long they had run out of things to talk about. This was always the part that Elsa dreaded, the get out of jail free card for awkward silences always seemed to be Elsa's life, or lack thereof. As if on cue Kristoff piped up.

"So Elsa, how's life."

The platinum blonde let out a huff of air. "It's good."

"Have you met anyone yet?" Olaf asked smirking at Kristoff. The boys both knew exactly where this was going.

"No" Elsa quickly replied.

"Well it's about time you should, you're not getting any younger." Kristoff pointed out.

Olaf bounced up and down with excitement "Hey! Have you seen that new dating site? We should totally sign Elsa up!" He beamed, clapping his hands together.

"Oh yeah! What was it called, Linked?"

"Yeah that's the one, it new only been out a few weeks, but people are saying really good."

"I am not signing up for a dating site." Elsa said coldly "besides were at work, we have better things we could be doing!" She folded her arms across her chest and stared at the pair.

"You can do what you want, but we're going to sign you up. Now you can sit here and help or you can leave us to it. It's up to you." Kristoff said grabbing the mouse, closing Netflix and brining up a new Google page.

Elsa rubbed the bridge of her nose. "You two are fucking dicks."

"And you love us for it." Olaf replied.

Kristoff brought up the Linked webpage and clicked sign up.

He read the text aloud. "I am a woman seeking a man. We'll change that." He clicked the drop down box and selected woman. "There, I am a woman seeking a woman."

Elsa choked on her coffee spilling it down her chin. She put the cup down and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, still coughing she asked "How." Her mouth continued to move but no words came out.

The boys laughed before the larger one said. "It's obvious Elsa."

"Is it?" She asked with a face of terror.

"Yep, it's kind of hard not to notice you drooling when a hot girl walks past."

Olaf chipped in. "Yeah remember when we went to that restaurant a few weeks back and Elsa was practically undressing that red head girl with her eyes!"

The boys rocked back and forth on their chairs with laughter. Elsa blushed her face burning bright red. Her platinum blonde hair making the new color even more noticeable.

"While biting her lip!" Kristoff added.

"She's not denying it!" Olaf laughed.

Elsa's blush deepened making the tips of her ears turn red. She was fucking hot though. She thought.

"Your not wrong there Elsa. I'd give her a nine" Kristoff said wiping his eyes.

Wait I said that out loud? "Fuck!" Elsa said as she covered her face with her hands.

"Nah, what are you on about, she was a ten if I'd ever seen one." Olaf said.

"Both of you shut up." Elsa said from behind her hands.

Kristoff clicked next, "Ok next one! I'm looking for a relationship or a quick fuck?"

Elsa chocked again, coffee dribbling down her chin onto her lap "Fuck sake, why do you always say stupid shit while I'm drinking."

"Coincidence." Kristoff shrugged.

Kristoff selected relationship and clicked next. The three of them went through the remaining questions, there were a lot of them, some more personal while some were just stupid. Olaf had wandered back over to his own desk.

"And finish!" Kristoff said, clicking the finished button.

Matched profiles began to load. Kristoff leaned forward while Elsa sat back.

"Oh my god look at these! Look at her! Olaf come over here!" Kristoff beamed.

You could practically hear Elsa rolling her eyes as Olaf came over.

"Wow, fuck Elsa sign me up!" Olaf said leaning on the desk.

Elsa got up. "Alright I'm out of here, seeing as we're doing fuck all. I'll see you on Monday."

"Sure thing Els, I'll text you the user and password." Kristoff shouted as the doors closed on the elevator.


Elsa pulled up on her driveway, got out and walked towards the house. As she unlocked the door her phone vibrated. She entered the hallway and set her keys down, pulling out her phone and walked towards her study. She looked at her phone and read the message.

Kristoff: Just finished setting the rest of the profile up. User is ElsaArendelle Password is Thankmelater1

Elsa sat at her desk, opened the lid of her laptop and logged into her new dating profile. Where did he get that picture from?

She started to read the text Kristoff had written on her 'about me' section.

'Hi I'm Elsa

I'm quite shy, but liven up one I get to know people.

I like walks, chocolate and anything techy.

Not much else to say?... Oh and I have a mind blowing pair of tits :)

-Elsa'

What an absolute-

She grabbed the mouse, clicking profile, options. "It must be around here somewhere. Ahh delete!"

She clicked the mouse, a confirmation message popped up asked her to confirm the deletion of her profile. Just as she was about to press yes, a chime sounded form her laptop. Knowing the noise, her eyes instinctively looked up to the top right corner, an email notification popped up.

The notification displayed the first line of the message, it read;

'Hi, I'm Anna.'


A/N: Not sure how much more of this there will be, I have some ideas for 2 or 3 chapters. There's no drama or bad guys etc. & Elsa doesn't have any bad depression or hidden secrets.

Let me know what you think!