Okay this story I did while I was bored. So if it sucks don't kill me. It also might take long for me to update or maybe not. Enjoy
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and company.
Summary: Sasuke and Naruto make a bet. They were all drunk and don't really know what they were talking about.
"Kyuubi talking"
"Thoughts"
The Bet: Chapter 1: WTF?!
"Oh…Gods…Sasuke!" The said raven pushed the overly excited blonde against the wall. Sasuke attacked the blonde's neck licking, nipping, and sucking at it. Sasuke pushed the door open to his bedroom, clumsily tripping over nothing. He was mostly concentrated on the blonde above him.
"That's right Naruto, beg." Sasuke laid Naruto gently on the king sized bed, sitting in between the blonde's legs. Naruto tangled his fingers through Sasuke's raven locks as Sasuke moved farther down his body. Sasuke unzipped the hideous orange jacket Naruto was sporting.
"What the hell is the bastard doing?" Sasuke left Naruto's chest to kiss him full on the lips. Sasuke began to roll his hips against Naruto's, earning him a moan from the smaller male beneath him.
"S…Sas…uke…" Naruto groaned out trying to regain his senses. "Can't lose this bet yet. The little shit isn't going to win that easily." Naruto thought. "Get off of me!" Naruto panted pushing Sasuke off with what little strength he had. Sasuke took a few steps back away from the blonde.
"What the hell is your problem?" Naruto fumed
"Stop acting like you didn't like it, dobe." Sasuke said with a smug smirk.
"You fucking bastard! Wipe that damn look off your face! This was all part of some sick evil twisted plot you had!"
"What if it was/is? What are you going to do about it?" Sasuke said pinning Naruto to the bed again.
"Teme, you sick twisted mother fu…mffphg." Sasuke effectively cut off Naruto with a searing kiss. Naruto's eyes fluttered closed as he melted into the kiss.
"No snap out of it. You can't let him seduce you like this. Push him off. This is wrong but feels so good…no, you're not even gay!" "GET OFF!" Naruto pushed Sasuke this time with enough force to make him hit the ground. Naruto grabbed his jacket, he didn't even know when his jacket even came off, and ran out of the apartment complex. Now the blonde is wondering around town, in the middle of the night, not paying attention to where he's going.
"That bastard, how dare he…he…what the hell is that word?!"
"Molest"
"Thank you. How dare he molest me like that?!"
"Oh, please kit. You know you liked it"
"Kyuubi, shut up. Now is not the time for your perverted antics!"
"What crawled up your ass and died?"
"THAT DAMN BASTARD KNOWN AS SASUKE!"
"Really? You let him hit that already?"
"What?! HELL NO! ARE YOU FICKING CRAZY?!"
"Right kit and I'm not trapped in the body of a 19 year old."
"Kyu, shut up. Even though he was gentle, his kisses were sweet and oh gods that tongue. NO! NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO! Must stop thinking like that!"
"Why can't you face the fact that you like Uchiha? You know kit personally; I'd fuck the Uchiha right into the damn bed. If you'd let me loose."
"KYUUBI, NO! One: Because I don't like the bastard! Two: Stop! Thanks to you now I'm having these perverted thoughts. Three: No you can't come out."
"Those thoughts are purely you."
"Shut up you're not helping the matter."
"Okay, different subject, do you even know where you are or going?"
"Yeah, I'm…I'm… I'm lost."
"Okay while you figure that out, how did this whole bet thing start?"
"Well, let's see. Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji, Sai, Sasuke, Shino, Gaara, Kankuro, Neji, Lee and I went out to the bar."
"Geeze that was a mouth full."
"Do you want to hear the story of not?"
"Okay, please continue."
"Okay, as I was saying. About two weeks ago we all went out to the bar as a guy's night only."
FLASHBACK
"Come on Naruto! We're late already!" Kiba yelled
"All right here I come, keep your pants on!" Naruto yelled back.
Naruto came down stairs clad in a pair of black jeans and a red and black t-shirt on. He had a red choker around his neck with a fox charm on it, two thick black bracelets on each of his wrist.
"What the hell took you so long?" Kiba fumed.
"The important thing is that I even came down stairs. Now let's go before the game starts."
"How troublesome." Shikamaru groaned
"Come on Nara, how often do you go out with us. Stop groaning and haul ass." The three of them walked to Kiba's truck, where everyone else was waiting. Naruto got in the front with Kiba while Shikamaru sat in the back next to Chouji and Shino.
"Hey everyone." The blonde waved getting in the passenger seat.
"Hey dobe"
"Hey dickless" It took Naruto a second to register the voice before going into a yelling rampage.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?! WHO SAID YOU COULD COME ALONG?!" Naruto yelled turning around to glare at the two.
"What's the matter dobe, afraid to embarrass yourself in front of us?" Sasuke said.
"WHAT?! HELL NO!" Naruto yelled. A light pink tint graced Naruto's whisked cheeks.
"Right and Kiba doesn't where Speedos."
"Hey leave me and my Speedos out of it!" Kiba said trying to keep from swerving. All you heard from the back row was a fit of laughter erupting from the occupants.
"Teme, you arrogant son of a…"
"Calm down and sit back down dickly challenged. Lee invited us." Sai intervened.
"Lee you freaking traitor, what possessed you to invite them. Calm down my ass! Arrogant, smug bastard, thinks he all high and mighty. Damn all Uchihas! Naruto mumbled as he did what Sai told him to do.
"Just like a whipped dog." Sasuke retorted.
"AHHH, THAT'S IT!" Naruto went to punch Sasuke only to have a needle jabbed into his neck. Naruto slumped back into his chair and was knocked out the rest of the way to the bar.
"I swear I have to use more tranquilizers on him more than Akamaru." Kiba said. He rolled his eyes and chucked the needle out the window into a nearby trash can.
"Sasuke did you have to be such an ass?" Kankuro said
"Hn." Kankuro gave him a slightly confused look.
"In Sasuke language that's a yes." Sai translated. The rest of the car ride there was quiet except for Naruto's continuous mumbling about a certain raven in the back. It was another 20 minutes before they got to a whole in the wall of a bar.
It was a dimly lit place with the dusty shutters closed and a plain dark wooden door.
"Time to wake up blondie." Kiba put something strong and potent under Naruto's nose. Naruto jumped up and looked around.
"Where are we? What happened? DID I MISS THE GAME?!" Naruto yelled still in a slight haze.
"No but we did miss the first half. Kiba stuck you with a tranquilizer." Chouji said as he munched on his latest bag of chips.
"What the hell is the matter with you dog-breath?! I'm not some dog that needs to be drugged to calm down!"
"You were sure acting like it." Sasuke said.
"Not now bastard. You were the reason he did it!" Naruto fumed.
"Come on Naruto. Let's go inside, have a few drinks, and enjoy the game." Kiba said as he put Naruto into a headlock and dragged him into the bar. Neji, Gaara, Kankuro, Lee, Shino, Shikamaru, and Chouji walked into the bar Kiba woke up Naruto. The rest of the group walked into the bar with a struggling Naruto in tow.
"Now what happened?" Neji said in an I-don't-really-care tone.
"Just a normal Naruto/Sasuke bitch off." Kiba said releasing the blonde. Naruto slumped on the floor cross legged gasping for air.
"Kiba you fucking bastard, were you trying to kill me?" Naruto rasped out.
"No, it was just to shut you the hell up."
"Shut up, peanut gallery!" A man with silver hair yelled.
"Go screw your mother Kakashi!" Naruto yelled.
"Been there done that!"
"That's gross" Naruto walked over to the table where the silver haired man was sitting. He gave Kakashi a light pat on the back before taking a seat across from him.
"So, who was up the first half?" Naruto asked.
"The Cavaliers were up by 13. Now the Pistons are closing the gap and are down by 2. Now shut up and watch the game." Kakashi said staring at the TV screen intently. He took another swig of his Heineken and ignored the blonde.
"Naruto we're over here!"
"I'm coming dog-boy." Naruto walked over to the table his party was at and sat down next to his best friend.
"Here's your beer and a shot of tequila." Kiba handed Naruto his green cold beer bottle and a small glass full of brown liquid.
"Thanks, what's the shot for?"
"The winning team. Whoever wins we take a shot or two." Kiba smiled
"Alright I'm game."
"No you're in the way of the game. Move before we tie you to the chair." Gaara threatened.
"Gaara, that's a mild threat for you." Naruto sat down in the chair behind him.
"I would have tied you backwards, blindfolded you, and stuck cotton in your ears." Gaara retorted.
"You're evil. I don't think Neji would approve of that."
"As long as he doesn't do anything else, then it's fine with me." Neji said never breaking eye contact with the TV.
"You both are evil and twisted."
"Shut up! We can't hear the game!" Kankuro said. He hit Naruto over the head and went back to watching the game. Naruto's hands flew up to soothe his abused head but shut up none the less.
An hour and a half later a loud cheer of victory ran through out the bar. The Cavaliers had won the game by the skin of there teeth. The score was Pistons: 87, Cavaliers: 91. Everyone was happy drinking and cheering that the underdogs won against the normal vicotorians.
"Alright everyone bottoms up." Kiba said. They all drank their shots and slammed their glasses down on the table simultaneously.
"Anyone else up for a few more shots?" Kankuro asked.
"Yeah." They all said in unison. By now each of them have already had 3 beers and 2 shots of straight vodka.
"Hey Ralph another round of shots!" Kiba yelled. For a straight half an hour shots of strong tequila were bought to their table until Ralph was completely out of tequila and refused to give them anything else besides beer.
"Naruto why won't you admit you are gay." Kiba slurred. One never being able to hold his alcohol, he had no clue to what he was saying.
"Kiba for the last time, I. AM. NOT. GAY. NOR. WILL. I. EVER. BE."
"Willing to bet on that dobe?"
"What did you say?"
"Are you willing to bet that you will never be gay? Or in your case never admit to it?"
"Why? Would you like to be the one to reveal my sexual preference?"
"All right it's a bet than. If I can get you to admit that you're gay and can get into your pants within two months, then you lose. If you don't admit to it and is still a virgin, then you win."
"What are the terms for the loser?"
"They loser, meaning you, has to pay two grand to the winner. Oh, and do what ever they want for a week."
"All right it's a bet." Naruto agreed and they both shook hands on it.
By now everyone was drunk except for Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara. In all reality the only people who knew or would remember the bet was those four. In time the others would remember talk about it and have the others fill in the rest. Naruto, who was stuck as the driver, dropped everyone of at home. When Naruto dropped the annoying raven that kept staring at him the whole drive back, he decided to 'confront' him about it.
"Look bastard…" Naruto began as he got out of the truck and followed Sasuke to his porch. Sasuke turned to give him a bored look. Naruto immediately got sucked into those void less, onyx eyes.
"You were saying, loser." Sasuke said, breaking Naruto's trance.
"Um…right, just because of this stupid bet, you can't stare at me like a piece of meat on sale."
"Like you just were."
"Exactly, like I…excuse me?"
"You were staring, like you are now."
"What, no I am…" Sasuke pressed his lips against Naruto's. Taking advantage of his slightly parted lips, Sasuke slipped his tongue into the blonde's mouth. Sasuke explored Naruto's taste and inhaled his scent.
"Ramen with a hint of cinnamon, odd but that's Naruto." The raven smirked when he felt Naruto kiss him back. Sasuke pulled away, already missing the sweet, soft, supple lips of the blonde already. Naruto slightly whimpered at the loss of contact until his brain finally caught up with his actions.
"Goodnight, Naruto." Sasuke said softy and walked into his house.
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"
"Is that a rhetorical question?"
"Yes it was!"
"Well before you start breaking down the door you might want to get Kiba home?
"Your best idea yet." Naruto walked back to Kiba's truck and began to drive off to Kiba's house.
"Was that an insult?!"
"No it was a compliment."
"Kit don't make me hurt you!"
"Whatever, old man."
"Ungrateful brat. The next time you need help don't ask me."
Naruto drove to Kiba's house with a sulking fox in his mind. Naruto dragged the sleeping brunette to his door step and fished through his pocket for his keys.
"Kiba have you gained weight?" Naruto asked a now half conscious but still very drunk Kiba.
"Shut up, just because…zzzzzzz"
"Pitiful, this is why you can't drink too much." Naruto slung Kiba over his shoulder and carried him upstairs. He laid his best friend on his bed, facedown, with his head to the side, and walked back downstairs.
"He got drunk again, didn't he?"
"Holy…Mrs. Inuzuka, where did you come from? I mean good evening." Naruto said shocked then bowed to Kiba's mother.
"The kitchen. So tell me, Naruto, did Kiba get drunk again?"
"Yes, Mrs. Inuzuka." Naruto said. He couldn't help but laugh. Kiba was going to hear a mouthful in the morning and get his ass kicked.
"Okay, don't expect to see the alcoholic son of mine for about two weeks."
"I figured as much. Have a good evening, Mrs. Inuzuka." Naruto bowed once more and walked home. As he neared his door step a thought hit him like bat to the face.
"What the fuck did I agree to?"
END FLASHBACK
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"What's so funny?!"
"Kit…you…are an idiot."
"WHAT?! WHY?"
"The Uchiha tricked your ass! HAHA!"
"Isn't it past your bedtime?"
"No"
"Where are we?"
"Don't know, but we aren't alone."
"Why do you say…ooff. That hurt!"Naruto looked up to see a tall, dark, and evil looking man. The man had long, black hair, and piercing eyes. His facial features were hard to see or even make out, all the blonde saw was purple eyeliner.
"What's up with the purple eyeliner?" Naruto stood up and dusted his pants off. The man's eyes never left the blonde.
They roamed over Naruto's body looking at it with lust filled eyes. A freakishly long tongue darted out from between the man's lips to lick them savagely.
"Sorry 'bout that. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"Oh it's quite alright. I was hoping to 'bump' into someone rather exquisite like you." The man practically hissed.
"Okay now this is getting weird. Now the guy is hissing."
"Kit, I think it's better if we get going now."
"Gee, ya think."
"Um… excuse me sir…"
"Call me Orochimaru."
Okay…Orochimaru, would you happen to know where Main Street is from here?"
"Yes, its right down the street. As soon as you hit Cottage Place make a left and there you are."
"Thank you very much. Well see you around."
"Wait you didn't give me your name." Orochimaru said. He grabbed Naruto's arm and seemed like he wasn't going to let go until Naruto gave him his name.
"Um… it's Kyuubi."
"NARUTO, YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT! DON'T USE MY NAME TO GET YOU OUT OF MESSES LIKE THIS!"
"SHUT UP, Kyuubi. There's something about that's not right. I didn't want him to have my real name and stalk me or worse!
"Alright but this is the only time! You damn brat!"
"Thanks for your permission, mom."
"Very funny."
"Kyuubi…well why don't you stick around for awhile and play." The eerie molester person said. The word play sound quite suggestive to Naruto and he didn't like the way it sounded.
"I can't I have somewhere to be."
"At 2:30 in the morning, I think you're lying, Kyuubi." Orochimaru twisted Naruto's arm and pulled him into his chest.
"Great. What the fuck did I just get myself into now?!"
you can stand under my umbrella
ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
under my umbrella
ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
under my umbrella
ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Umbrella by Rihanna
Oh it's over already. That was quick or I lost track. Please review. tell me if it sucked or would like to see more. Anyway 'til next time. Adios amigos!