Crystal; Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening! I'm Crystal, and I'm directing this lovely Harry Potter musical. I warn you, this is written while tired/hyper. This is a series of scenes from the mind of me. They mutate classic musicals, I rewrite them and insert the songs.
This one is lifted from Guys and Dolls Casting; Harry; Sky Masterson
Ron; Nathan Detroit
Hermione; Sarah Brown
Ginny; Agatha
Padma; Calvin
Parvati; Martha
Neville; Arvide Abarnathy
Scene Opens
Harry enters; Hey, Ron!
Ron runs in after; Yeah, Harry?
Hermione follows, reading a book, speaks in monotone; Oh, dear, what now.
Harry and Ron roll eyes
Harry; You know who you're gonna bet on?
Ron; The Chudley Cannons, all the way!
Hermione(still in monotone) ; I thought you were giving up gambling, Harry Potter!
Harry; One more won't hurt...
Hermione stomps onto center stage, and Ginny, Padma, Parvati and Neville enter
Intro to 'Follow the Fold' begins
Everyone; Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more
Put down the bottle and we'll say no more
Follow, follow the fold
Hermione; Before you take another swallow
Everyone; Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more
Tear up your poker deck and play no more
Follow, follow the fold
Hermione; To the meadows
Where the sun shines
Out of the darkness and the cold
Ginny; And the pain and shame in which you wallow
Everyone; Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more
If you're a sinner and you pray no more
Follow, follow the fold
Ron; Bloody 'ell! Harry, Hermione can sing!
Crystal; CUT!