A/N: Hey guys, I have a few ideas for stories and here is one of them. Naturally I'll insert myself into the story, replace a major character and enter a romantic relationship with another major character, while bashing other side characters (Ron, Ginny, maybe Albus) and kick antagonist ass!

The Life (and Lies) of One Charles Potter

The life of Charles Potter was notoriously hard to find records of, as he was not technically a resident of this particular universe. In fact, he coexisted in many, often at the same time, which got to be quite confusing within its right. The name most are familiar with is Harry Potter, but Charles took his place in many of these universes. Charles had overwhelming knowledge locked away in his mind, but this was only released after he defeated his nemesis, Voldemort, in each dimension.

Oh, fuck, there I go speaking about myself in third person again. Hey everyone, I'm Charles, the very same I spoke of above, and you'll be hearing my life story today. Well, one of them anyways. This book is being published in a non-existent realm where I happen to be born before my time. Also, I've found it remarkably hard to convey emotions in first-person though, so I'll tense shift, just for all you grammar-nazis out there. Thankfully, I don't want to kill my readers with grammaritis, so I'll just be using third-person for flashbacks, which is most of the novel. Now, excuse me a moment, while I cackle evilly at my cleverness.

Now, without further ado, let's delve into my utterly interesting life that may or may not completely destroy the plot of the original Harry Potter books!

A/N: Just an idea that popped up, I'll certainly take advantage of it. I'll mostly stay with canon minus my name and background. I love my ability to reference the story because it's quite literally there: a storyception, if you will. I'm very much enjoying this already. *cackles menacingly, but chokes on something in the back of throat* Bollocks, I've done it again.