Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter!Sorry if any Twilight fans are offended! Enjoy :)
Rita is in italic
Catchphrases
So people of the Wizarding world, what are your catchphrases? By Rita Skeeter
Harry: Oh I don't know... I'm the boy who lived, with a load of sass? *Harry sneaks off, embarassed*
Well someone as famous as him should have a catch phrase don't you think? Oh well let's move on...
Ron: BLOODY 'ELL!
Hermione:Language Ronald!
Wow Ronald, you sure know your catchphrase!
Hermione: If you read Hogwarts a History, it clearly states that powerful wizards and witches don't have catchphrases!
That must be a long one to remember..
Twins: Wicked!
Yes very wicked... *Rolls eyes*
Snape: Turn to page 394!
Harry: That's really a catchphrase..
Harry you are one rebellious boy who lived, and Snape, what excactly is on page 394?
Snape: People like you wouldn't know, that's for sure..
Dumbledore: I'm Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! I practically invented catchphrases!
Yeah.. Yeah.. Course you did!
Draco: My father will hear about this!
No! No! What did I do?! Please don't let him hear about this!
Draco: *Sighs*
Luna: Well catchphrases are funny things you see... I once heard this story about a catchphrase, and it was filled with nargles..
Yes, well I think we've heard just about enough, let's see who's next!
Neville: Why is it always me?
I was thinking the same thing, why is it always you...
Hagrid: Yer a wizard 'Arry!
Now that is one GIANT quote from Hagrid we have there!
Cedric: *Sparkles*
What are you doing!? *Screams*
Lupin: Boggart.
That must come in handy alot.. *Sarcasm*
Percy: I'm head boy!
Yes, yes you are.
Twins: Old Percy, always the perfect prefect!
Percy: I am!
Voldie: Nyarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Is that a catchphrase or just a noise?
Bellatrix: bgvhjbdsjbdhjvbsdnhjsdcbhjxzcjnsd cruciospnsajknbsajbdjsbdcjsbjxabjaaikilledsiriusbl ack!
Wait.. What was that you were trying to say?
Well that was all for today, goodbye!
Well, what do you think? Please R&R. Constructive criticism is fine but please don't flame :)