Stain AU

Iida lay paralyzed, waiting for his demise. Despite all Izuku had done for him and his brother, despite his brothers projected six month recovery, he still had gone out looking for revenge. And now, looking upon a meter of sharpened cold steel, he realizes how fruitless this quest truly was. All Iida could hope was that his death would be a lesson to all those out for revenge.

"Another fake meets his end, the world will be better for it." Stain says firmly.

"Oh no." Iida says sadly, 'I hope this works.'

"Oh no? That's all you have to say?" Stain says with some anger.

"Oh no." Iida says.

Suddenly, the brick wall behind Iida bursts into pieces and a deep powerful voice shouts:

"OH YEAH!"

"You?" Stain asks, "the news had you cleaning up property damage on the other side of Tokyo!"

"Not even I am sure how I got here!" K.A.M. shouts, "I suddenly had the urge to jump forward and here I am. But now that I am here, your rampage is at an end!"

"This cleansing of heroes won't be stopped by some product placement quirk!" Stain shouts, swinging his blade at the giant glass jug.

"I have found myself as a hero in pre-quirk comics! I'm not merely a mascot!" K.A.M. argues, knocking the blade away with his hand. "Now it's my turn." K.A.M. says, throwing a straight at Stain's torso. Stain tries to block with a pair of blades by the glass fist breaks straight through them and sends stain flying into the wall. K.A.M. doesn't hold off his assault though, rushing into the wall and smashing Stain through it with an "Oh yeah!"

After a few more loud noises and at least one more "Oh yeah." K.A.M. returns carrying Stain under his arm.

"Thirsty?" K.A.M. asks as he offers Iida a cup while dumping a few on the still unconscious Native.

"Thank you for the offer! But I cannot move!" Iida announces.

"Oh well." K.A.M. says before pouring the cup on Iida's wounded arm. "Let's see if Native here carries handcuffs." K.A.M. wonders aloud as he begins searching Natives costume.

Upon finding the handcuffs, and securing Stain, both Iida and Native are good to move. Izuku returns to normal and they all walk out of the alley, where Endeavor and Todoroki were waiting. Upon noticing him Todoroki takes out his phone and gestures for Izuku to check his.

"25 unread messages? How? It's been less than half an hour." Izuku immediately comments, before texting Ochako that he was fine and it was his quirk. As he was distracted by his phone and Endeavor was distracted processing Stain, a Nomu sweeps down and picks him up, Izuku drops his phone in shock, but Todoroki saves it with his ice.

"Ow, ow, Ow." Izuku whines as the Nomus claws scratch his skin before he realizes something. "Oh yeah!" K.A.M shouts as he transforms, grabs the Nomu and uses his excessive weight to smash it into the ground. Endeavor quickly jumps forward, pushing K.A.M. aside to capture the Nomu.

Returning to his normal form Izuku accepts his phone back from Todoroki and starts a group call with Ochako, Tsu and Momo, the latter two having panicked when Ochako began telling the group chat that Izuku had disappeared into thin air.

"Hello everyone, I'm fine, I'm in Hosu now. Just my quirk I think." Izuku says.

"What kind of transformation quirk teleports you across the entire Tokyo metro area!" Ochako shouts.

"We know he has some kind of secret, maybe it's related to that." Tsu says.

"I'm not sure, but I'm going to speak with Tenya about what happened on his end before I arrived through the wall next to him." Izuku says thoughtfully.

"Any idea why you teleported there of all places?" Momo asks.

"Well, he was about to be killed by Stain..." Izuku begins before the questioning and shocked shouts of "Stain!" nearly blew out his eardrum and left Todoroki snickering uncharacteristically.

'I suddenly want to punish Todoroki for not letting my phone break.' Izuku thinks as the panicked shouts evolve into angry questions and demands for explanation.

AN: Well, this has been coming for a long time to say the least. It's been nearly a year since I finished the main story, and months since I did any kind of update. But it's been bubbling up in my brain for a while now so it's finally time to write it. Don't expect anything extra soon, I've sort of moved on, a shame really as my ability to write my own plot has improved, and will continue to improve. But my interest and writing style have moved on, and I have other commitments. I may still post here, but expect mostly the crossovers.