I do not own Kim possible. I often reference people, places, and things. I do not own those either. I only own my OC Jack Giri.
Author note: This is a short RonGo fiction based off the Sawyer Brown song Some girls do. The ending is also inspired by the end of the music video for Toby Keith's song Whisky girl.
Kim Possible: Some girls do.
Ron Stoppable was driving around town in his Pink 1959 Cadillac coupe Deville convertible as the Sawyer Brown song "Some girls do" played on the radio. Ron was wearing spangly white cowboy leathers with the frills coming off the arms, side of the coat, and the chaps. He was also wearing a large white ten gallon hat to match.
Ron pulled up to a stop sign as Bonnie Rockwaller was crossing the street, looking fine in her Daisy Duke shorts and cut up orange plaid shirt that was tied to look like a bikini top. Just the sight of her made Ron whistle out loud. "Hey Bon bon! Care to go for a ride with the Ron man?" Ron called out as he sat there trying to look as cool as he could. "Pft! As if looser!" Bonnie yelled back before turning her nose up and flipping her hair before continuing to strut across the street.
Just then Ron heard snickering and laughter coming from his right. He turned his head to see the only girl he ever thought that was more beautiful than Bonnie… Shego. She was sitting on the swing on her front porch, painting her long sharp fingernails her trademark shade of black as she tried to look bored, though her laughter made that hard to pull off. She wasn't wearing her usual black and green jumpsuit, Instead she was wearing a brown sundress with white flowers on it and the part that covered her ample breasts was black.
"She was sure impressed with you!" Shego called out sarcastically between the laughter. Ron looked around surprised. He had no clew Shego owned a house here in town. Seeing as he had failed with Bonnie and that Shego was right there in front of him and actually acknowledging him he decided to see if he would have better luck with her. "Would you like to go for a ride Shego?" Ron called out.
"Sure, why not? You might not be first class, but you're not quite trash." Shego said trying to sound bored and uninterested but Ron noticed that she hadn't hesitated to respond. Shego put down her black nail polish and quickly put on her black flip flops which matched her black toenails before rushing over to Ron's Cadillac with an eager skip in her step. Shego opened the large door and climbed inside before shutting the big heavy door with a satisfying clunk.
As Ron took off with one arm hanging over the door, trying to look as cool as he could Shego began to twirl the pink fur dice he had hanging from the rear view mirror with one of her slender green fingers. "Really, pink fur dice?" Shego asked with amusement and a slight snort as she held a sly grin on her angelic face. "Real men rock the fur dice baby. Like me." Ron said in what he surly thought was a cool guy voice as he raised and lowered his eyebrows a few times. Shego just rolled her eyes but she didn't try to make fun or belittle him like most girls probably would.
She would never say it but she actually had a crush on him for quite some time now. At first she thought she was just jealous over Kimmy for having a guy that would fallow her around and do whatever she said but eventually Shego came to realize that she had actual feelings towards Ron because of who he was. He was kind and caring and when he looked at her he didn't look at her like some green monster or look down on her like everyone else did.
By the same token Ron also had feelings for Shego and would often dream about her. Yea she was what many would consider to be evil. True she did bad things but Ron felt she had reasons for being what she was and he believed that deep down she was a good person. What is seen isn't always all that's going on after all.
As Ron and Shego pulled up to a red light in the middle of town Junior pulled up beside them in his red convertible Ferrari f430 spider. "Hey Shego what are you doing riding with a looser like him? Why don't you come ride with a real man such as myself?" Junior said looking at her from overtop his $1,600 MATSUDA sunglasses. Shego's face twisted in a deadly scowl and her eyes seemed to begin to glow, burning with rage as she gave him the middle finger before setting it ablaze with her green fire. "Fuck off you worthless self conceited sun of a bitch!" Shego yelled. Ron just looked on in slack jawed disbelief and wonder.
Junior was even more shocked as he froze slack jawed with disbelief and shock as his expensive sunglasses fell off his face and hit the ground. As the light turned green Ron began to drive away and Shego fired a bolt of green fire into the front wheel of Junior's Ferrari, blowing it off as well as destroying part of the pavement as it smoked asunder. Shego laughed with delight still flipping Junior the bird as she looked back as they drove off.
Shego soon straightened herself in the large sofa like seat of Ron's Cadillac as she smiled to herself, feeling well pleased. Ron glanced at her a few times as he tried to think of something to say but was still at a loss for wards. Seeing as Ron was at a loss for wards Shego grinned deviously to herself as she slid across the plush bench seat as she snuggled up to Ron, pacing her hands on her right shoulder and laying her right leg across his lap as she grinned at him. Ron swerved as he looked at Shego with shock but without even taking her eyes off Ron shego placed her right hand on the wheel and put them back on path.
"What's the matter Ronnie, am I too much for you to handle?" Shego asked in a sweet and sultry voice. "N-n-no… It's just… You turned Junior down, for me… Why?" Ron stammered out nervously as he found himself becoming lost in Shego's beautiful green eyes as she was somehow able to steer without even looking at the road. As Ron continued to look into her eyes he felt himself becoming comforted as if she had a magic ability to take any and all of his fears away. Shego chuckled with an alluring smile. "Don't worry about Junior. He's Just a rich self righteous prick. He couldn't possibly give me what I want." Shego said softly in an alluring tone as she used her eyes to make him like putty in her soft, delicate hands.
Fearful that they might crash despite Shego seeming to have full control over the wheel Ron pulled into the parking lot of a country style bar and parked the car. She had control of the wheel but he still had control over the peddles and could easily plow them straight into the back of another car. And without airbags or seat belts that couldn't end well. "A-and what do you want?" Ron asked just as he felt his last bit of nervousness start to fade away.
"Do you really just see me as Just some Villon Ron?" Sheogo asked softly in an affectionate voice Ron didn't know she was capable of. He had never seen her as just some Villon but the look in her eyes and the sound of her voice were putting any doubts he had to rest. "No, of course not. It's just that well… Most girls don't like me." Ron said softly as he looked away. "…Some girls do." Shego said softly as she placed a hand under his chin and gently lifted his head to meet her gaze. They looked deeply into each other's eyes before Shego softly planted a kiss upon Ron's lips. They gently made out for a while as everything else seemed to fade away.
Later that night Shego drove Ron's Cadillac up to one of the scenic lookout points which overlooked the mountains. She parked the car as they sat and looked at the moon for a time in comfortable silence. After a while Ron decoded to break the silence as he had to speak something that was on his mind. "Shego, I…" Rom began to speak before he was silenced when Shego gently placed a finger upon his lips. "Shhh… Call me Brandi." Shego said in a soft and gentle whisper as she looked deep into Ron's chocolate brown eyes before removing her finger.
"Brandi…" Ron said looking down for a moment before returning his eyes back to hers. "Why me?" Ron asked softly. Shego moved closer before placing herself on his lap and gently rapping her arms around him as she pulled his head into her soft bosom, knocking the large hat off his head. "Shh… You really should be more confident Ron. You're a great guy and you care about people. People always look down on you and belittle you and yet, somehow… You keep your head up and stay on the path of what is good and right. I wish that I could do the same." Shego said softly as she lovingly ran her fingers through his short blonde hair.
Ron was quiet for a time as he thought about what she had said. He wondered how she knew all those things about him but he didn't really care. "She… Brandi. I love you." Ron said softly. "Then kiss me." Shego said softly as she placed her hands on his shoulders and gently laid him back as she looked him deep in the eyes with a deeply devoted love, her long raven black hair falling in their faces. Ron wrapped his arms around Shego before pulling her down on top of him into a deep heated kiss.
Kim with Rufus ion her shoulder watched Ron sitting in a chair asleep as he made kissy faces. Kim and Rufus shared a cocked eyebrow look before looking back at Ron. All three of them were wearing mechanic's jumpsuits with their names on them as Kim stood with her arms crossed, an acetylene torch in one hand and a flipped up welding mask on her head. Behind her on the lift was a pink 1959 Cadillac coupe Deville convertible that she had just been working on.
The Sawyer Brown song" Some girls do" had just finished playing in the background as A muscular man with slicked back brown hair and a four inch long beard stepped into the shop. He was wearing a black leather jacket over a white tee shirt with blue jeans and black biker boots with spurs on the. Around his neck was a gold and black cross and a set of dog tags, and on his face was a pair of dark sunglasses. Behind him was Shego dressed similarly with a black leather jacket over a low cut white tank top that showed off her toned midsection. She was also wearing tight fitting black jeans and black high heeled boots.
"Hey you got my car ready for me brother?" The man asked Ron as he tapped him on the shoulder a few times. Ron quickly woke up and looked around before seeing the man and realizing what he had asked. "Uh, yea... Sorry about that Mr. Giri." Ron said sounding a bit lost as he pulled a set of keys out the breast pocket on his coveralls and handed them to the man. "Thanks buddy." The man said before reaching into his pocket and handing Ron a sizeable tip.
Ron then noticed Shego, who wasn't paying him any attention, with the man as he watched them walk past him and over to a brown and black 1969 ford mustang parked over in one of the bays. The car was highly modified with wide stretched fenders, wide rear tires, racing seats and roll cage, and a 1,500hp twin turbo 427 V8 engine which was noted by the decals on the side of the doors that said "OUTLAW 427" in old western style font. Ron watched as Shego got into the car with the man as the engine roared to life sounding like an army of demons drowning in holy water.
As the car took off out the garage Ron turned his attention back to Kim and Rufus who just shot him suspicious looks. "What?" Ron asked defensively. "Dreaming about Shego again?" Kim asked in a mildly annoyed suspicious tone as she stood with her arms crossed. "Uh huh, uh huh." Rufus said as he shook his head up and down. "So?" Ron asked defensively. "Pft. Come on Ron, we got work to do." Kim said sounding a bit bored before she turned and went back to work. Ron simply smiled to himself before getting back to work. It might have just been a dream but somehow it still made him feel good about himself.