Izuku watches lazily as the rest of the student body races into the tunnel in a desperate struggle to win the obstacle course race. Once everyone has cleared the tunnel Izuku leaves his Rancho relaxo and walks through the tunnel, coming to a stop as he exits. The wall then shifts into position to accept the students finishing the course.

"Building a teleporter." Izuku says as he builds his entrance and exit along with a sentry. "Sentry, going up."

"Let's do this." Izuku says, picking up his teleporter exit and tossing it into the air before switching to his wangler and firing a set of rockets at the teleporter exit's toolbox sending it over the wall and allowing it to set up at the exit.

Izuku then casually steps onto the entrance and appears at the exit. With a few more steps he crosses the finish and redeploys his rancho relaxo on top of his dispenser.


After an extremely long time, Izuku gets confused and walks over to Midnight to find out where the rest of the competitors were.

"When did you finish?" Midnight asks once she notices Izuku.

"Quite some time ago actually." Izuku answers, "Where is everybody?"

"Some gen ed student had a contagious dancing quirk, the students are still stuck at the robots." Midnight answers. "How did you avoid that?"

"I moved faster than the eye could see." Izuku answers truthfully.


Meanwhile, at the robo inferno...

"Keep dancing, men!"

"Whoo hoo!"

"Conga! Conga! Conga!"

AN: another snippet. I honestly can't take the sports festival seriously. A bunch of underage kids fighting for public enjoyment? That's literally the first thing that comes to mind in a super power dystopia. I strive to disrupt or otherwise make a joke of it every single time.

The Fish is fun, but I have a named Fan. so I must use it.

I do plan to have intro's for every TF2 hero counterpart. Since I have no particular order I could do Soldier next, but what to replace the heads with...