DO NOT open this if you have a sophisticated sense of humor. Also do not open this if you want any semblance of a plot or purpose in what you read. In fact, it's probably better if everyone just stays away from it all together. I promise this one will stay a one shot.

A sad little drabble cuz apparently i like to stab my own heart.

30 years after the reaper invasion a new threat emerges that threatens the very fabric of galactic stability. But some wars cannot be fought in the light, some wars are fought without the knowledge even existing. OC's with some returning characters.

The Reapers are dead. As Marcus Tyson (a human who hates the monotony of his life) just begins to accept the galaxy's peace, he finds himself involved with a rogue syndicate led by the enigmatic Raven. To the syndicate, this peace is a lie and all that remains is complacency. To Raven, no one is innocent and the message he brings will rattle the universe to the core.

What a shame it would be, to win this war only to realize that everything we fought for was nothing more than false hope and empty promises. Perhaps we were naive, to assume that life would be easy once the fighting stopped. Liara/Shepard(F)

Pluto's orbit hasn't been properly explained... and there's a reason why - it isn't just a planet - its covering a mass relay DISCONTINUED

Sequel to "Blue Grit" - Miranda Lawson is puzzled by her attraction to the Commander of the Nefrane. Will her feelings get the best of her – finally? Post ME3. (Note – Miranda/OC femslash with references to Shepard(f)/Liara.)

A year after the Reapers have been stopped from harvesting organics, we take a look at Nora Shepard's life: married with a daughter. But can it stay so peaceful for long?

Just some Shenko smut. Takes place right after Virmire. I know that this isn't the actual timeline. Rated M for a reason.

Shepard's world slowly crumbles around him as Ashley leaves him on Horizon. Miranda comforts Shepard who is in turmoil with losing the woman he loves, and dealing with the Collectors. Shep/Miri ship.

Rejected by the Alliance, Elizabeth Shepard must find a new path to forge. Salvation from herself comes in the form of the Brotherhood of Assassins, an ancient order sworn to protect the free will of all beings. AU influenced by Assassin's Creed, Pre-ME1.

(W)Post-Control Ending! Written for MisDirected's Sept writing challenge. Summary: The Reapers have ceased their attacks on the galaxy's inhabitants, but they are not gone. They appear and disappear, leaving fear and worry in their wake. What are they up to? What could they possibly want, if not to pick up where they left off? And what does Garrus' visor have to do with it?

During a short period of ME2 and slightly AU. Something that was taken is soon to be recovered.

The story about Commander Shepard became a legend. But in reality it ended not as a legend supposed to end. Some AU about the ending. Warning: Death of a main character.

Many of us were upset with the endings of Mass Effect 3. Because of that, I wrote an ending I would've liked to see. This is what we fought for. (AN: the contents of this story are keyed to my own experience with the game, but feel free to imagine how it would be different with your own character choices and personal experiences...you know, kinda how we would've expected it to be?)

Missing scene from "Square One". When Miranda reaches the end of her rope trying to resurrect Shepard post-Crucible, she finds out that being on the Normandy means you never have to face your ghosts alone. Written to hopefully get myself back in the groove.

Kmeme fill. From the prompt everybody masturbates. Reader beware. Self love and violence.

Another old fill for the kmeme. Reader beware. Femslash, packing, public sex, smut and bad humor. Liara honey, is that a banana in your pocket?

Old fill for the kmeme. Reader beware. Femslash, masturbation, and gratuitous smut between women. What happens when Shepard walks in on Liara engaging in some self love?

A haiku about Mass Effect 2.

*SPOILERS* *Post ME3* The Reaper War is over and Jane Shepard has come out not only a hero but alive. The war has left it's mark both physically and emotionally, and Kaidan is by her side, but doesn't exactly know what to do. Both of them have made it through the war but will they be able to heal what has been broken? Or will they both go separate ways, thinking its for the best.

Takes place right after Saren drops Shepard. The nuke is about to go off and Shepard has to deal with leaving a good friend behind.

A run through of the plot line of Mass Effect 2, possibly onwards, detailed from the perspectives of the crew members. I'm just filling in the blanks. :) Romance, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Humor... Shakarian. It's in progress, I'm doing it scene at a time. ...Spell check stole a few words and spaces, apparently. I promise wires weren't swinging from the sirens.

My take on the ending of Mass Effect 3, and reminiscing on past events. Basically, why I picked the Destroy ending

A very short story around the night before the fleets hit earth. A struggling to sleep (single) John Shepard decides to put pen to paper or keyboard to MS Word 2183. It's more of a farewell letter to cover all the things that may go unsaid as such rather than a short story