Things can be uncomfortable, embarrassing, weird, bothersome, and completely unknown in a new relationship. And that's before you even add in the 'alien' factor... A Thane/Shepard story. An awkward one. T for swearing and partial nudity.

Random Stupidity # ? Shepard and Alenko are in for a few surprises when they finally come face to face with the Shadow Broker.

Wrenched from a peace Shepard's grown to love, they aren't entirely thrilled to be woken.

It's said a lot "tell me later" or "maybe later". But when will later ever come, and will it be too late when it does? A simple Shep-Tali fic told mostly in Tali's perspective, centered around romance and humor.

Not everything is as it seems you will have to read until the end!

Not every situation requires a violent resolution...

A series of song-fic oneshots. First one is 'whatcha say'. second one is 'Commander.' third one is 'In My Head.' fourth one is 'All The Right Moves'. Suggestions appreciated. Contains previous Kaidan/femshep relationship. Contains Garrus/Femshep.

Tali is seeking advices from the most improbable person.

What happened to Garrus after Shepard died? Can he find the strength to move on? GarrusxFemShep pairing, spoilers for ME2 contained within. Rated M for mature content.

The things we have in common with others are not always pleasant ones. Follows the background mission for which it is named, and features the Shepard from "Cause and Effect" and "Newton's First Law".

While this takes place in the Mass effect universe with the same characters, it follows a totally different story. There are no reapers, no collectors, just badass cops and hard-as-nails criminals. Expect strong language and some odd characterisation.

"If I can wake up from being dead for two years and shoot a mech's face off with ease, I'm pretty sure my 'Those-two-used-to-have-sex' radar is working just fine."

About a week after the suicide mission of ME2. Jacob is left to sort out his feelings for his current-and former-love. Rating for possible future chapters.

A message from Liara leads Shepard to Illium, where a shocking revelation leads to an important mission. FemShep/Liara.

A year has passed for Commander Shepard. A new mission and a new outlook await her on the battlefield. Can time heal all wounds? Or does trust override all rationalization? Sequel to "An Empty Divide." Strong language, violence, and smut.

Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.

Garrus shows Shepard some of the skills he's picked up over the years.

Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!

Garrus nearly lets his nerves get the best of him. Quick fic response to a prompt over at "ME Challenge" on LJ.

Garrus has an...embarrassing, and not to mention itchy, problem while on a mission. Quick fic response to a prompt over at "ME Challenge" on LJ.

Jacob discusses a mission he went on with the Corsairs. Zaeed has something to say on the matter. Quick response to a prompt at "ME Challenge" over on LJ.

A conversation between two of the Normandy crew. "Why are all the most beautiful women on this ship insanely powerful biotics?"

Shepard discovers that the only thing harder than coming back from a suicide mission is trying to write an email to the woman he loves

Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard

"Never follow a ghost into the night. Especially one that calls you by name." Shepard, Kaidan, and two weeks of leave after the Battle of the Citadel.