One past event reminds Shepard why exactly he really doesn't like one particular AI. Includes CAKE, blue-screens, rather peeved Rachni, a broken shotgun, Shepard's blood pressure, a desktop background designed to 'sooth' and an abundance of 2s. Enjoy...

Tali and Shepard reminisce about the SR-1's old tank as they look at the SR-2's new one.

After the Collectors, Shepard and company take a trip to celebrate one of their good deeds. Takes Place after On Makos and Hammerheads, Risks and Surprises, but before Festivities and Revelations.

A series of one-shots centered around Kaidan and Fem!Shep. Rating change due to language in chapter 3.

Random Stupidity 4. This one will not appeal unless you have a very warped mind, like me. Joker means well, sometimes anyway, but his pranks have a habit of backfiring on Kaidan. Seems this time he's gone a little too far.

I always wondered who/what put that holo of Kaidan in the SR2 Normandy captain's quarters. So here's my take on how it got there.

Aeryn Shepard and Garrus Vakarian are letting off a bit of steam the night before the suicide mission, but it turns out to be not quite what Aeryn had envisaged.

Written for the kink meme. FemShep/Garrus, joking mention of Joker/EDI. Romantic story with lots of awkward!Garrus, hence the humor genre. M/F, Xeno, WAFF. Takes place post-ME2, so expect some off-hand spoilers. Reviews are loved!

Garrus Vakarian faces a tough and mysterious opponent. One who equals his skills with the sniper rifle. Takes place during Mass Effect 2. Rated T for language and some violence. Seventh chapter is finally up!

June Shepard convinces Liara to take a few days off of the hunt for the Shadow Broker. Liara is not ready to completely open up, and June finds herself the more emotionally healthy one in a relationship for once. FemShepxLiara.

Shepard has never seen another way to save the world. His way was always safer, more efficient, easier. Now, he is forced to see things from another perspective by an impossible event.

The Western version of ME2, where revolvers, carriages, and cowboy hats are the norm. Read and Review.

Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.

Jacob/Kasumi. For them, it is a time-sensitive matter. And all they can do is fight to reserve an extension.

With the burden she carried, it wasn't surprising Shepard would turn someone for support. Jacob Taylor just never expected it would be him.

Miranda's loyalty to the Illusive Man is unyielding... right? Miranda starts to have conflicting thoughts after Shepard rescues her sister. Features fem!Shep; background pairings f!Shep/Thane and Jacob/Miranda.

A turian and a human meet in the woods. I wonder how this will end? Fantasy/AU, full summary within. Currently rated T for violence and swearing.

A quarian on her pilgrimage meets a mysterious and distant human biotic. Their friendship grows as they face several trials together. NOTE: SERIES IS POSTPONED INDEFINITELY

Phoenix Shepard has been resurrected to fight the Reapers, and discovers new feelings for an old friend. FemShepxGarrus. Inspired by ME2, not a strict retelling. Rated M for eventual citrus and language.

Kasumi realizes that Jacob is just way too tense, and decides to help him relax. And then some! One-shot! LEMON! Kasumi/Jacob

What if Shanxi happened before Shepard and co were born? This is Hannah Shepard's story. Deviates from Canon severely. T for language and suggestive/disturbing themes.

One Chapter Story: Under the blackmail of Cerberus, a once normal man named David Bastian is forced to spy on the galaxy's greatest hero and first human Specter in this tale filled with espionage, romance, and murder.

It was only supposed to be a few months. Now, nearly a century later, preserved by an experimental material, she only has Cerberus to "trust." Now, in the care of Com. Shepard, after careful training, things begin to unravel, and the voice won't leave.

Quarian mechanist Lhoc'Riigh led a quiet life on the Ensha, until a strange woman shows up claiming to be a stowaway on a stolen Alliance ship with a crew whose intentions are connected with the Flotilla's buried secret.

Shepard is curious about a certain part of Drell anatomy. FemShep/Thane. Rated for suggestive themes, boring scientific discussion, and a painful amount of FLUFF.