August 5,1995.

Harry wakes up and cooks breakfast for Susan's Birthday only to get Lily Luna out of her crib and take her with him, A few minutes later Susan wakes up to find the Daily Prophet on the end table that said The Boy Who Lies! as the Headline. she goes down to the kitchen to see Harry.

so i've noticed that Cornelius has been running his mouth again, this time calling you and Dumbledore liars. Susan said as Sirius floos in with Remus.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DOES FUDGE THINK HE IS?! DOES HE WANT THE WIZARDING WORLD TO GO TO WAR AGAIN?! Sirius shouted.

don't worry about that padfoot, I'm calling for him to be out of office tonight. Harry said.


The Ministry of Magic wizengamont Session

Harry and Susan walk into the Courtroom and sit at their seats when Cornelius stood up.

Now that Lord and Lady Potter are here, we can have this session about Hogwarts. Cornelius said.

No, Lady Potter and i are here to call for a vote of no confidence because YOU LIKE TO HAVE DEATH EATERS GIVE YOU MONEY TO LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT! Harry shouted.

But Lord Potter, why would he do that? Lord Greengrass asked.

I'm glad you asked Lord Greengrass, The minister has been taking money from the late Lucius Malfoy to let the Death Eaters who have destroyed family's in the first war to roam free, I'm sure you've all heard about the Azkaban Breakout Last week? well that's because he's not doing anything about it. Harry said.

Really? You mean to tell me that The Dark Lord is back?! Jonathan asked.

yes, now if you'll excuse us, Lady Potter and I have to get back home and put our daughter to bed. Harry said.

of course and i'll let Daphne and Astoria know that you and Susan said hello. Jonathan said.


Potter Manor, Godrics Hollow, England.

Harry and Susan arrive back home to find Sirius and Remus playing with little Lily in the living room.

Goodnight everyone! Harry and Susan said taking Lily Luna up to bed.

wait a moment, how'd it go? Remus asked.

It went well to the point where I threw the wrath of House Potter at Cornelius. Harry said.


August 11, 1995.

On the morning of August 11th, Harry and Susan wake up to prepare to head over to Grimmauld place for Ginny's Birthday.

Happy Birthday Ginny! Harry and Susan said hugging her.

Harry? where's my kiss? Ginny asked.

What kiss? The weasley's asked.

When did you start kissing her on her birthday? Hermione asked.

oh come on guys, Harry has always kissed Ginny on her birthday, Especially when they're alone. Fred and George said making Ginny blush.

Harry wrapped his arms around Ginny's neck and kissed her shutting Fred and George up.

Was that really Necessary Susan? Hermione asked.

yes it was Hermione, Harry's the one who unlocked Ginny's phoenix form at the end of last year, Remember? Susan said.

OI! I don't think your wife's into having a threesome with you and Ginny. Ron said.

How would you know that Ronald? Maybe Ginny's already had Harry inside of her. Susan said.

you know what Ronald? just because I've had Harry's cock inside my pussy, doesn't mean that you can complain about it, besides we all know that you want to shag Hermione. Ginny said sternly.

WHAT!? Sirius shouted.

Padfoot, Everyone knows that Ronald has a thing for Hermione, besides if he doesn't straighten up, I'm going to have Fred and George prank him. Harry said.

let's not forget that you have a court date Ronald! Susan said.

What?! The weasleys asked.

turns out that the Dementor attack was meant for Ginny, but they got to Ron instead, so he used his patronus to drive it away in front of Muggles. Harry said.

why am i not surprised? Cornelius just got sacked a few days ago. Albus said.

that's our doing, not only did he get sacked but also Aunty Amelia Arrested him on the spot for taking money from Deatheaters. Susan said.

well Anyway, we believe that Voldemort is after something that he didn't have last time. Sirius said.

Are you referring to the prophecy? Susan asked.

Yes Susan, we're referring to the prophecy that you and Harry can defeat Riddle. Remus said.

well let's get to bed Susie, We've got to go to the Ministry for Ron's Disciplinary Hearing tomorrow. Harry said.

Oh Harry? Remus and i set you and Susan up in a room that your Great Aunt Dorea used in the first war. Sirius said.


August 12,1995.

Today is the day of rons trial that starts at 10:00 AM, Harry and Susan wake up to change Lily's diaper and get ready to head over the the Ministry of Magic to be present at the Wizengamont. Just as Harry and Susan get downstairs they hear an argument from Ron and Ginny.

WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO RONALD!? FUCK ME!? WELL HE HAD ALREADY FUCKED ME AT THE END OF MY SECOND YEAR BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL WING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!! Ginny yelled.

SO WHAT!? IF HE'D BEEN MY FRIEND THEN MAYBE YOU AND HIM WOULD'VE BEEN TOGETHER AT HOGWARTS! Ron shouted back.

before Ginny could Bat Bogey Hex him, Harry and Susan walked in to intervene, Susan grabbed Ginny by the shoulder and calmed her down.

Ron! Ginny and i aren't going to be together because we were separated for too long. Harry said.

What do you mean that you were separated for too long? Ron asked.

Let Sirius and Hermione tell you after your trial. Harry said.

No! tell him that the only reason you and I had sex was because of the Dementors bringing back bad memories of the night I gotten kidnapped by his pet Rat!!! Ginny growled.

Ginny! Let me tell him the real reason, The only reason they were separated for ten years was because their soul bond broke due to Albus Dumbledore placing him with muggles that Harry's mum said he was not supposed to go Ronald. Susan said aggravated.