Chapter 1: Welcome to Inkopolis
(Disclaimer! I own nothing of Splatoon's Campaign mode!)

There I was, getting ready for a big game.
I was getting my splat gun, and some other essentials.
"Ozzy, come on," said my friend Squid.
"Comin'," I answered.
I went up to the stage.
"You ready?" asked Squid.
"You bet your bottom dollar," I said.
I charged up my gun.
We joined the rest of our team.
"Gooooooooooood afternoon Inkopolis!" said the squid sisters, Callie and Marie.
The audience went wild after a frenzy.
"I'm Callie and this is Marie, and we'll be hosting this year's splat fest!" said Callie.
"Hey," said Marie.
I looked at my rival team and their leader, Chad.
"You're going down Ozzy," he said.
"Not if I can help it," I said.
Squid got his roller out.
"We're gonna roll you over like a mud pie," he said.
We got into our bases and were warped to Mahi Resort.
"Mahi Resort," said Chad, "The boy doesn't stand a chance."
I was telling everyone my strategy.
"Take out the sniper and the roller," I said, "Then we can get all the turf we need."
"Got it," said Rici.
We got into our stances.
"Ready?" asked Callie, "Set. GO!"
We started painting our side of the turf blue.
Someone was sneaking on our side.
"Bogey on your 6!" said Squid.
I shot him and he splattered and was respawned.
"How do you like that!" I said.
I kept spraying the town in blue.
The timer went down to 60 seconds.
I was face to face with Chad.
"Its time we settle the score," he said, "I'm gonna make sure you never advance to the finals."
"Bring it on," I said.
I had a bomb behind my back and grinned.
Chad raised his paint gun.
"Give up and I might let you live," he said, "Any last words?"
"Yeah, two actually," I said, "Think fast!"
I tossed the paint bomb at him.
He tried to shoot it but it was too late.
It exploded covering a lot of turf.
"Time!" said Callie.
The cat measured each of the areas.
"Blue team is the winner!" he said.
I jumped up and down in victory.
Chad gave me some cash.
"Sure sucks to lose doesn't it," I said.
"I'll get even with you," he said.
I was back in the locker room washing off the paint.
"That was good," said Squid, "I never knew you had that bomb."
"Hey, I'm unpredictable," I said, "That's what they all love about me."
"How did you know about the snipers and stuff tho?" asked Kate.
"I study up on the weapons used in splat fest," I said, "And find the one I'm best with."
"You've used that weapon for more than 3 months," said Squid, "I think you found the one."
"I think so," I said.
I was at the plaza greeting everyone.
"Hey man great job out there," said someone.
"Thanks," I said, "I just keep practicing."
I was at the café having a drink.
"Do you think you'll ever do something besides Splat battles all your life?" asked Ron the bartender.
"Not really," I said, "Its just in my blood, ever since I was a kid."
"Well you sure make a fortune out of it," said Ron.
"I know right, admire the wad!" I said as I showed it to him.
I turned around and saw a girl.
Some guys were messing with her.
"Let me go," she said, "I told you I don't wanna come with you!"
"You don't have a choise," said one of them.
He wrapped his slimy tentacle on her arm to keep her from struggling.
"Help!" she said.
If there's one thing I don't stand for its when a guy messes with a girl.
I took out my splat gun.
"Hey!" I said.
They looked at me.
"Get your tentacles off her," I said as I pumped up my gun.
"Or what boy?" asked one of them.
"Or you'll get a mouth full of ink," I said.
"Try me," he said, "You think you can mess with Sledge?"
I pointed my paint gun at them.
"Get him boys," said Sledge.
His minions went at me and I shot them down with ink.
Then I aimed for him and it got in his eyes.
"MY EYES!" he said. I then dove into the ink and jumped out kicking him down.
"This is your last warning," I said, "Unless you want a grade a, butt kicking."
"You win this time boy," said Sledge, "boys, let's roll."
They left the building.
"Are you ok miss?" I asked as I helped her up and blushed, "My name… is Ozzy."
"Mari," said Mari as she took my hand, "Thank you for saving me."
"No sweat," I said.
"So you're a splat battler," said Mari.
"Yes," I said.
"That's amazing," said Mari, "I've always wanted to learn how to do it."
I saw a book in her hand.
"You go to Inkopolis University," I said.
"That's right," said Mari, "I think I saw you there before."
"Yeah, I'm like the youngest one there," I said, "16 years old."
"Cool," said Mari, "I'm studying history, with a minor in music."
"Cool," I said.
"Well I should be heading back," said Mari, "Thank you again."
"Sure thing," I said as I walked back home.
"Oh wait!" said Mari, "Could I get your number?"
I gave it to her.
"See ya," said Mari.
"Bye," I said.
Someone was watching the city.
"Look at all those little squids enjoying themselves," he said, "It's a shame that they'll lost what's most valuable to them."