A/N: For Writing Scripts boot camp, prompt Muggle, and this is in the format of an email. Also written for the Wand Wood Competition, category Alder, and as well for the Diagon Alley Challenge, category Eeylops Owl Emporium.

You know how JKR said Cho married a Muggle... well, Dudley's a Muggle... haha. My head canon.

To: Dudley

From: Cho

RE: RE: I need to talk to you!

Well, here it is. I'm typing this email to you, because I don't know if I could face your reaction when you found out, no matter if it was a positive or a negative one. I'm telling you this because our relationship has gotten pretty serious, and I think that we shouldn't keep secrets from each other. I hope you aren't upset, or mad, or anything. It'll be pretty hard believing me, and I bet you're going to think I'm barking mad, telling you think, like I'm some kind of lunatic.

I told myself that I would tell you in person, but I'm sorry. I really don't have the nerve, and we both know I'm not that brave.

Enough with the leading you on. All I'm going to say is that I'm a witch. I don't mean that as an insult to myself. It means that I can actually do magic. Have a wand and cast spells. You're probably thinking it's totally, utterly outrageous, and I'm sorry if you don't believe me. I can very well show you proof, and if you want to dump me, that's ok. It's hard to stay hidden, and I understand if you want nothing to do with this.

Just please, please, write me back.

Love,

Cho