A little something I thought up while reading DriftWood1965's story, Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion

I do not own Harry Potter nor do I own anything related to it.

Constant Flatulence

One night as Harry and Hermione were taking a walk after curfew, just as they were about to take a side trip into a broom closet, They were surprised to hear a suspicious noise in an unused classroom a few feet away.

Upon investigating the sound they discovered it was coming from the defense against the dark arts class room. Now rather intrigued about what it could possibly be. Once they looked into the room they found professor moody placing traps around the room while talking to himself. While hearing such phrases as, "they'll never expect this" and "The dark lord will be pleased with this one" they carefully snuck out of the room to discuss the situation.

"Well," Harry said, "I think that we should tell the professors about this." As he started to lead Hermione away from the room where the obviously deranged lunatic was currently obsconed.

"Harry wait" Hermione replied before they could get any farther than the previously mentioned broom closet.

"why?" He responded as he was jerked to a stop.

"Think about it harry, The professor is either insane in which case provoking him would be incredibly dangerous or he could be a death eater and it could be his plan that got you entered into the tournament. In either case provoking him could lead to actions that would prove detrimental to your health." she professed.

"Then what can we do?" He cried beginning to feel as if he should start to rip his hair out.

"Why don't we try something to make him leave the school him self?" was her response.

"how would we go about doing that?" he asked her

"Why don't we expand on the spell on both Ronald and the slytherins?"

"you don't mean?'

"Yes Harry, Why don't we change the location of the switching spells from the slytherin common room to the same place as a location charm we place on one of the buttons on his coat?"

As they both paused for though they started to think upon the response This might bring from Moody they both started to laugh .

After sneaking back into the room and placing the spells upon the professors coat they resumed their walk back to the common room with only two words in their minds as they laughed the entire way, Constant Flatulence.