The life of PokeSexuals
Alcremie (Female), Wooloo (Female), and Baraka (Male)
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A young man was walking home. He had dark tanned skin, a white T-shirt black pants and strangely big shoes. He had blue eyes and black hair with a blue streak in it. 'Can't wait to get back home to my 2 favorite girls.' Thought the young man.
He opened the door and then...
"Baraka!" Greeted 2 Pokemon.
"Hey girls! Miss me?" A Wooloo and a Ruby Cream Alcremie with the Berry Sweet jumped at him! He caught and hugged them.
"Hey theeeere Baraka." Said a flamboyant voice.
"Thanks for watching my girls, they just can't cooperate."
"No problem, it was my pleasure." smiled a teen with bright green hair, wearing a pink scarf around his neck with an open orange shirt and blue shirt underneath it. "These two were like little angels."
"Great to know, I was worried Alcremie here was gonna start a fight with Wooloo again, as usual."
Alcremie was a bit annoyed by that.
"Alright, I'll be going now, my Zebstrika's been begging me for a ride." He said with a wink.
"Dude, you don't gotta tell me stuff like that."
"What? It's natural to ride a big pokemon like him, we might be doing it all the way back home." Then he sent out his Zebstrika. "Toodles!" Then they rode away.
"Sometimes I don't get that guy." Then he closed the door and plopped down on his couch. "So how were you girls?"
"Baaa! Baraka, Alcremie didn't get angry once when we were beating her at a board game." Said the Wooloo.
"That's a first."
"It'd be better if he let me win." Muttered the Alcremie. "I'm an ace in the game, but noooo, he couldn't go easy on me, hmph!"
"Nope, that guy is competitive, I should know, we went to the same high schools." Said Baraka. "Anyway, you two wait here, I gotta go take care of something." Then he walked down the hallway to his room.
"I'm peckish." Said Wooloo.
"Don't you dare!" Said Alcremie.
"What?"
"I know what you would do."
"You would?"
"Yeah, so instead of eating me, just go ask Baraka to get you a treat."
"But I'm hungry now."
She then hopped around. "Wooloo, I swear, I will blast you with Hyper Beam, I'm a fully evolved Pokemon, I can do it!"
"But you look so goooood..."
"Kameeeeee..." Alcremie threatened.
"Gooey creamie..."
"HAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!" Alcremie threatened louder.
"Oh crap!" Baraka said, hearing Alcremie. He ran to his drawers and pulled out some treats. "Girls! I got treats!"
He threw one at Wooloo's drooling mouth. It landed, leading to the sheep to munch on it with a hum.
"Yum...okay Alcremie, you live."
"That's my line you dumbass!" she yelled, crossing her arms. "I swear if we were alone..."
"She'd be licking you, starting with your pussy." Baraka joked before going back to his room.
"Not funny!"
"You know, maybe if someone did give your pussy attention, you wouldn't be so angry most of the time." Said Wooloo.
"W-W-What?!" blushed the sweet treat pokemon. "I'm angry because you keep trying to eat me!"
"Sorry but your species is living whipped cream, I cannot resist sometimes." she remarked before moving over and licked her arm.
"Ah! Baraka another treat!"
Her trainer didn't show up, leading to the Wooloo to start gnawing on her arm.
"Ah! Drain Punch!" Shouted Alcremie as she drove her fist into Wooloo's face!
This made the sheep roll back, crashing into the wall with swirls in her eyes.
"Why can't you leave me alone? One day I'm going to be a mother and I don't want my kids having misshapen parts of their body when they grow up."
"But Alcremie, no guys wanna date you, your self importance is like penis repellent."
"You have no proof!"
"Last week, a Raichu was flirting with me but then you shoved me aside and showed off your usual arrogant self and he didn't like that." she remarked bluntly, making Alcremie frown. "Then there was the time you tried hitting on that Croagunk who thought you were too young. Oh, and what about the time you tried hitting on a Muk?"
"Grr...well, I'm gonna go hit on Baraka! He'll be my boyfriend!"
"Hmm...I know he loves soft girls, which is why he caught us." remarked Wooloo looking up. "But how would that work? You're a pokemon, and he's human."
"You haven't seen Pokemon/Human romantic relationships? They develop as the trainer and Pokemon travel."
"That sounds like a myth."
"That's because you have your face deep in your bowl as me and Baraka watch the news." she deadpanned, making the Wooloo tilt her head.
"But I don't have it in my bowl right now."
'Why do I live with such a ditz?' Alcremie thought. "The point is, Baranka at least pays attention to me and knows how to make me happy."
"Hey me too!" Said Wooloo. "Does that mean I should try asking if he could be my boyfriend too?"
"What? Of course not! I saw him first!"
"But I was his first pokemon, so I saw him first before you." she smiled with a blank look, making the fairy type facepalm.
"I mean, I'M the one who is going to do that, NOT you." Then she started running to Baraka's room!
"I call dibs!" Said Wooloo as she rolled past Alcremie! "Rollingrollingrolling!"
"I knew we should've sheared your wool!" But then Alcremie thought fast! She aimed her Hyper Beam below her! 'Hoping laser based propulsion is real!' This led to her going flying! So fast and right past Wooloo, and right into the wall.
Meanwhile in Baraka's room, he felt the impact of the Hyper Beam as it shook the house!
"Dammit Alcremie!" he stood up with a frown. "What's that girl doing now?" He ran to his door, opened it and suddenly, splat! Whipped cream all over his face! "AH! I'm blind!"
"Ow..." groaned Alcremie.
"No fair! You cheater!" Said Wooloo.
"Girls, what's going on here?"
"Baraka...please be my boyfriend." Groaned Alcremie.
"No! Be my boyfriend!" Wooloo said while hopping up and down.
"Wait, where did this come from?"
"It's because Alcremie sucks at finding a boyfriend."
"So you wanted to take away her chances of finding a boyfriend?"
"Yep." Said Wooloo.
"I will shear you all the way to the nub!" growled the fairy type.
"And I will eat you out, before actually eating you!" The normal type responded before blowing a raspberry.
"Oh you hairy little-"
"Enough!" Shouted Baraka. "Okay...it's true I like soft girls, and it's true I've had sex fantasies about fucking a Pokemon and it's true that I stabbed a mother and daughter to death because the dumb bitch didn't make her brat apologize for hitting me with that shopping cart last week."
"Wait, what's that about stabbing people?" Said both.
"Point is...why should I start dating you 2?"
"Because I'm fabulous." smirked Alcremie striking a pose, right as Wooloo started licking her back. "GAH! STOP THAT!"
"And I can keep her in-check." Said Wooloo. "Also, did you know you taste sweet?"
"Stop eating me! I'll die!"
'How am I gonna make these 2 stop fighting?' Thought Baraka. "Wooloo, no eating her."
"Okay."
'Should I just fuck these 2 girls to make them chill out?' he wondered. 'It might be a way to calm them down, and at least distract Wooloo's sweet tooth.'
As Alcremie charged another Hyper Beam, Wooloo used Defense Curl to charge Rollout!
"HEY!" He shouted at both of them. "Knock it off or else I'll make you two sleep in your pokeballs tonight!"
Both stopped their attack.
"So, uh...if I sleep with you girls tonight, will you stop fighting?"
"Wait, you'd sleep with me?"
"Baaa, but we already share the bed together." Said Wooloo.
"No, sleep together as in have sex, you idiot." Alcremie replied.
"Oh! Why didn't you say so?"
"Anyways...you're really gonna do us?!" Alcremie smiled and blushed.
"Yes, so come-on girls, on the bed."
"YES! Me first!" Said Alremie before running to the bed!
"Woooooo!" Said Wooloo who followed after her.
When all 3 were on the bed, Baraka grabbed Wooloo and Alcremie, pulling them into a 3 way makeout session. Alcremie more desperate with her tongue while Wooloo was licking wildly.
'Lamb for dinner with whipped cream for dessert...' thought Baraka. 'Boy does that sound like a weird combo or what?'
'Dammit Wooloo, get out of my way, Baraka's tongue is all mine!' Thought Alcremie.
'Yay! My first kiss with a delicious sweetness to it.' Thought Wooloo.
'Damn, this is awkward, but hot.' Baraka's dick got hard as they continued. Baraka opened his eyes and noticed that Alcremie and Wooloo's eyes were closed. That's when he had an idea. He ever so slowly broke out of the kiss so Alcremie and Wooloo were unaware that they were making out with each other now and then he placed them next to him as he undid his pants. His dick stood up, growing harder and harder as Alcremie held Wooloo's cheeks, moaning louder and louder.
"Aww, I knew you two could get along." Said Baraka, making them both realize what was going on.
They pulled back with Alcremie wipng at her mouth and looking green.
"Yum, so sweet." Said Wooloo.
"Ew! Ew! Ew! Baraka! What the fuck!"
"Hey, I needed to let this guy out. So, you wanna wash out your mouth with a drink of my warm sperm?" He offered, both girls admiring Baraka's 7 and a half inches of dick.
"Of course I do after that stunt!" She eagerly put her mouth on the tip of his dick and started licking!
"Thatta girl."
"Baaaa! I want to drink sperm too!"
"Get your own dick to suck!" Said Alcremie before shoving the tip down her mouth.
"Woah! Easy Alcremie, I only have one."
'I know, but I want it to be all mine!'
"Hmph! If you're gonna be like that, then I have no choice!"
'What is the stupid sheep thinking, n-now~!' Alcremie moaned around Baraka's dick. Wooloo was now licking Alcremie's pussy!
'Take this you meanie!'
'W-wooloo! St-stop!'
"Atta girl Wooloo, let's get her on both sides!" Said Baraka, getting on his knees before thrusting in and out of Alcremie's throat! "Just no biting, only licking, got it?"
"Okay." Wooloo then started pushing her tongue into Alcremie's pussy. 'This pussy will be nice and lubed up for Baraka's big dick.'
"Ahhh, come on Alcremie, really lick it!"
'I'm trying but you're thrusting so deep into my small body, I can feel it in my stomach!' She thought. "Mmmmph!"
'Ooh, I think Alcremie is gonna cum.' Thought Wooloo. 'I wonder if that'll be extra creamy.'
"Oh man! Here I go!" Baraka said as his first load filled Alcremie's stomach while she came on Wooloo's face! Alcremie went wide eyed as it filled her up! Gagging so much as it happened! After cumming, Baraka pulled out as she panted. "Well, while she's getting ready for the next round, hey Wooloo, ready to make babies?"
"Baaa! Uh huh, uh huh!" Wooloo got on her back and eagerly spread her hind legs!
He moved some of the wool aside and saw the folds already dripping wet.
"Have this delicious lamb for dinner!"
"Don't mind if I do." Then the thrusted inside!
"BAAAAAAAA!" She moaned!
"Yeah, you like that? How's about some more!" He said before thrusting harder! "Let me hear you scream your head off!"
"Baaaarakaaaaa!" She moaned.
"That's it you fluffy slut! Take my dick!" Then his dick started twitching again! "Take in every drop!"
As soon as he came inside the little lamb, she bleeted his name even louder!
"BAAAAARAAAAAAKAAAAA!"
"That's right! Say my name slut! Say! My! Name!"
After cumming inside, he pulled out with a pop being heard.
"Well, now that I'm all rested up, ready to make me cream-filled cream?" Said Alcremie.
"I don't know, can you handle it?" he teased. "I mean, you did seem to enjoy Wooloo's tongue enough without my dick."
"Shut up!" She blushed. "Just stuff me like an eclair or else!"
"Okay, okay, don't blast me with Hyper Beam." He rubbed against her wet pussy before slamming his dick right in!
"Ahhhh! Easy!" She gasped!
"I'll take it easy after you've laid an egg!" he grinned, reaching down to rub her side as he buried himself all the way in. "So soft!" He said as he thrusted harder! "Your insides are wet, hot, and feel like a huge pillow!"
"And it's all for you! So please get as rough with me as you can!"
"Don't mind if I do!"
The bed shook so furiously, that Pokemon who lived underground thought a Pokemon used Magnitude!
"Damn it I just finished cleaning the place!" groaned a Sandshrew.
"Hey Eleanor! Is that your husband and your mutual sex friend again?" Asked a Drilbur.
"No, they're doing it at her tunnel." The Sandshrew replied.
"Well whatever is going on, woke up my dad and he's pissed."
Back to Alcremie and Baraka...
"Baraka! I'm gonna cum!"
"Me too! Let's cum together!"
"AHHHH!" She screamed in pure ecstasy as her trainer filled her pussy! It was so much her own belly started to inflate.
"I might nickname yah Double Stuff, with all the cream in there." Baraka then chuckled at his own joke.
"Ah...ah..."
After cumming, we see all 3 laying on the bed. Baraka in the middle with Wooloo and Alcremie on either side.
"Ahh, now this is how to relax." he sighed, rubbing his cheeks against their bodies.
"So what now Baraka? Will your friend have to pull double duty babysitting us and our kids?" Asked Wooloo.
"Nah...he'll babysit our kids, while you 2 come with me on a Pokemon Journey."
"You're gonna take us on a...not gonna cry. Not gonna cry..." Alcremie tried. "...okay I'm gonna cry!"
"Aw, come here." he smiled, pulling her into a hug and rubbing her back as she started crying in joy.
"Wow! She must be really sore if she's crying."
"These are tears of joy you moron!"
"Just joking, hahaha."
"Idiot!"
"Hahah, this is gonna be a fun adventure with you 2 at my side."
"We love you Baraka!"
Months later...
"Uh oh girls, your daddy is losing." Said Baraka's friend.
"It's okay, our mamas will save the day like always." Said a Wooloo.
"And there goes Baraka's Eldegoss and Mega Altaria!" Said the announcer.
"Heheh, ready to call it quits?" Said a Pokemon Trainer with a Nidoqueen and Lopunny on his side.
"Nah, I got 2 Pokemon left!" That's when he sent out Alcremie and Wooloo who has evolved into a Dubwool during their journey! "Alright girls, show this guy what you're made of!"
Dubwool charged the Nidoqueen with Double Edge! Alcremie fired a Hyper Beam at the Lopunny!
Sometime later after the battle...
"What a great battle as always girls." Said Baraka.
"Baaaaah, I wanna talk to my baby!"
"Same for me!"
"Okay, okay, I'll call them..." he pulled out his phone and hit speed dial. "Hey Julius, how're my kid daughters?"
"Ah...hey there Baraka, the kids are just fine, mmph...put them down for a nap after seeing you on TV." he let out before grunting. "Ow, man Zebstrika really did a number on me."
"Huh? What was that?"
"Oh nothing, we were just really laying it on thick a few minutes ago. Ow! I think my legs are numb."
Baraka looked at the phone with wide eyes. "Uh, Julius?"
"Sorry, but dang, Zebstrika really didn't hold back. He went at it like a champ! Didn't slow down or stop for anything. We both really worked up a sweat, might need a shower later. I tell ya, that scoundrel doesn't give a guy a warning, when he wants something, he jumps for it."
"Dude! I don't need all the raunchy details!"
"Alright alright, yeesh, sweeties! Daddies on the phone!"
"Julius, are you having sex at my house while my kids are sleeping?"
"What? Heavens no, I'm just having a relaxing game of Twister with my dear Zebstrika!"
"...okay, I believe you..."
"Why would I do something like that? I'd never dream of doing that with my partner!"
"Uh..."
"Daddy!" Said the Milcery as they swiped the phone from Julius. "We saw your battle! You were awesome!"
"Awww, thank you, you hear that girls? Our daughters saw our battle."
"Hope you saw me using G-Max Finale!" Said Alcremie.
"It was awesome!" Said Milcery.
"So, when are you getting back?" Asked Julius.
"Tomorrow, so your babysitting won't be for long."
"Great, see yah tomorrow."
"So, what's next on our Pokemon Journey after some rest at home?" Asked Dubwool.
"I have a cousin who's turning 10 tomorrow..."
"Lemme guess, you're gonna introduce our daughters to him?" Asked Alcremie.
"He's a bit of a pervert too."
"Nice." Said Dubwool.
"Just great, wanting to make our little girls his fucktoys." Alcremie sighed and shook her head. "You never change."
"You're basically my fucktoy every day."
"And proud of it."
"So am I!" Said Dubwool.
"And speaking of fucktoys~"
"Baaah, I wanna try for a shiny Wooloo this time!"
"We're getting a shiny Milcery first!" Said Alcremie.
"Then we better get going!" Then all 3 started running down the road to find an Inn to stop by.