AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is my 1st adventure time fic so please be as harsh as you need to help me get better! Other than that, please enjoy.
It all happened so fast, one moment Finn was clashing with a science cat outside the tree-house, taking a swing at its neck for the final blow with his classic golden sword while giving his best warrior's cry when suddenly everything went pitch black.
A strange boy showed up on Fionna's lawn a few hours ago while Cake and she were eating breakfast, he wore clothes almost exactly like her's, except he had shorts rather than a skirt and his shirt had a little pocket, He also was also undoubtedly human. After staring at him for a while longer cake decided to poke him in the face with a broken stick she found in front of the house "Cake no." Fionna tried stopping her, but it was too late, Finn was already slowly waking up and flinching at the stick, trying to protect his eyes.
Ice queens castle 2 minutes earlier:
Ice queen stormed into her secret room being trailed by a curious Gunther, who kept sliding inches with each step, "Gunther sweetie can you hand mommy her spell book, please?" Asked the Ice queen lovingly.
Gunther quacked while scrambling to the other side of the frozen room to grab an ice cold blue book labeled "Summoning spells for dimwits, morons and the generally magically impaired". Gunther slips the book onto the freezing podium where Ice queen was leering over another book. Ice queen cackles evilly until she slowly shifts to Gunther, "You're still here?! Leave! Momma needs some alone time."
As soon as Gunther left the room by being thrown by the Ice queen she began quickly setting up each book next to each other (the first being the spellbook and the 2nd being a notebook labeled "Finn and Jake") Finally! Today's the day I swear! Today is the day my prince will truly be mine! Ice queen thought as she set up a frosty magic circle using her golden tiara's power.
Ice queen opened the spellbook to a page in the far back labeled "Summoning entities from parallel universes", dramatically ripped out a picture of a blonde haired teen with sword in hand and placed it in the middle of the summoning circle, Lit several expensive looking candles with roaring blue flames, and finally spoke in a loud, commanding voice "Finn the human boy, I summon you to the land of AAA!" the room remained empty, quiet and boyless "This was a scam! The spell didn't work!" wailed Ice queen as she sunk into a pitiful ball on the floor, yet another failed attempt at finding love from the Ice Queen.
Back at the treehouse.
"Um, excuse me, but who are you and why are you surrounding me?" The hero said flatly to the shocked girl and her cat while shrugging as if everything was normal "Who are we? Who are you? Showing up in our front yard passed out like some sort of hobo!" Said the cat sassily. "This is my front yard, I've lived here for years Marceline gave this house to me!", Fionna reeled back in shock and shouted back "No, we've lived here for years and Marshall Lee gave us this place!" That's when it slowly clicked, the clothes, the hair, the species, the house and the strong resemblance in almost every other category. Memories of each of their Ice Royals forcing them to read those terrible fanfictions made them know exactly who they were dealing with.
Mere minutes later Finn, Cake, and Fionna were gathered on the couch with the ripped picture of a naked man behind them as they began to talk and find out what each of them knew.
"So you're telling me that I'm in a land called AAA where everyone who is a man is a female and vice versa for females?" Asked a dumbfounded Finn.
"Yep" Replied Fionna casually, neither of them too taken aback by the situation yet.
"Oh, Cool I guess, But how did I get here?...did you gals do something?"
Cake and Fionna simultaneously shrugged "I guess you could ask some wizards around here the closest is...Ice queen but you should avoid her 24/7 she's super nuts."
"Ah nah, Ill be fineeee. I've dealt with my world's Ice King a million times, Me and him are cool. Cooler than the ice kingdom itself." Before either of the girls could protest too much Finn was headed out the door and headed to the Ice Kingdom, besides if anyone was going to be behind all this, it was going to be the queen there. Finn knew his way to Ice queen's lair as he had taken the trip almost a hundred times in his life if not more while meeting up with Ice King, or heading over to kick his ass, so he arrived at the icy blue doors in front of the castle in almost no time flat, Not much different than Simon's castle except the few extra girly decorations, Finn thought to himself while knocking loudly. After waiting by the door for at least 10 minutes knocking every once in awhile only to be met with a soft crying noise He got sick of waiting and kicked the door in.
Ice Queen was on the floor, balling. looking like an utter mess as her icy white hair was ruffled up and tears rolled down her cheeks softly. her tears turning into ice droplets. Why? Why? Why!? He was supposed to be mine, my darling prince, my lover and my everything but no matter what I do I can't bring him here, I've tried every spellbook in AAA and not a single one worked! She screamed into her pillow while lying face-down in nothing but some grey sweatpants and a cheesy ninja t-shirt.
Soon enough she looked up at him, not caring about the loud noise from the door. But to her surprise and delight. There he was, bear hat and all; her prince, her little hero, she needed to touch him, see him, feel him and know he was truly there so she flung herself at him squealing like a schoolgirl. He was confused but caught her in his arms where she froze them in place.
"What the heck lady!" Finn screamed cutely while blushing.
She giggled and said sweetly, and longingly "I've waited so long for this moment I can't let you spoil the fun~" then she let herself sink deeper into his forced embrace and sighed under her breath.
Finn was struggling to get away from the ice wizard attached to him with his young, heroic face burning red but it was no use as she made the icy bonds between them each at least half a foot thick all around.
He took a second or two, to calm himself "Um hi?" He asked awkwardly
"Hello" she replied, flatly. looking up at him with an adorably unaware expression. as if she didn't realize what she was doing.
He scooted as far away as he could "Could you let go,?"
"Nope," she said while reversing his efforts to get away by scooting up closer to him.
"Why not?..." He asked, honestly just confused at this point. what was she playing at?
"Because if I do you'll run away…" She said while her face turned into a sad look of desperation which the poor boy couldn't help but feel sorry for.
"What if I promise not to run away?".
"Could I trust you not to run away?". She looked up at him, with the cutest, most innocent look a child-kidnapping incredibly old witch could have.
"I'm a flippin' hero! I'm the most trustable kind of person ever." He said defensively.
Ice queen must have believed him because she unfroze his hands and gestured to the couch while smiling after he sat down alongside her he asked "So...do you know how I can back to OOO"
"Why would you want to go back to OOO? you just got here" She smiled at him even more, her gaze so warm it might just melt her entire castle.
"Because it's my home"
"But this is your home now…" Said Ice queen looking at him with a hurt expression
The room stayed quiet for a solid minute until he spoke up and said "What? No, I'm not staying here I need to go home, you seem nice, but I can't stay here"
"IF YOU WONT STAY HERE BY YOUR OWN WILL I'LL KEEP YOU HERE WITH MINE" Screamed Ice queen as she shot an ice bolt at the boy, knocking him out cold, literally.
She thought Finn would have gone along with her plans but she guessed he just needs some Extra "Convincing" he should be head over heels for her by now...She had everything, a cute face, smooth voice, a waist to die for, and curves that would make a princess cry but he barely blushed when I was all over him, maybe I need to be a little more assertive. she thought to herself.
She walked into the icy cage where she kept Finn to find him awake and looking awfully peeved She was lucky he was chained to the wall or he might've done something awfully unheroic.
"Lady, are you jacked up in the head?" screeched Finn while kicking at her, honestly it was more adorable than anything.
"Aww, Finn don't worry this is just temporary. we just need to lay down some ground rules before we can let you out~," She said calmly
"Ground rules?" He cocked his head at her.
"Yep they won't be cruel...much~" Finn gulps nervously.
"So? What are they? Asked Finn
What were they again? She had forgotten already So she just made some up.
"Number one is that you can't leave the castle." Finn tried to protest this rule but she quickly shushed him.
"Number two no being rude to me." She made sure to point at him while saying that rule."
"And finally don't go in the room behind the drum-set"
"What's in the roo-"
"Nothing at all"
Finn had been living with Ice Queen for a few days now. Life with IC was surprisingly good she was very kind and gentle to Finn, and even others when she wanted to be, she even gave Finn a room in her castle. she had her odd moments but Finn came to realize she just needs attention and friendship like Simon and he found that sense of neediness and blind ignorance oddly cute.
Speaking of cute she was gorgeous. heck Finn thought she's more beautiful than anyone he'd ever seen, it took all his heroic abilities not to stare at her.
After daydreaming a bit longer he got up from his bed and looked around at his room, it was a small room with one bed made out of ice there was also a square dresser in the corner of the room, other than that there's the workout equipment IC was nice enough to give him.
And this was the start of my life with the Ice queen.
Hey guys Yozzy here and I just want to thank you for reading the 1st chapter of my fanfiction as I plan to make more, please be sure to review below and leave any suggestions and ideas you may have about this piece of writing