BAD MUSE!! BAD! You made me write the most TWISTED fic in my fic history. If you like fat chocobos, then come right in and read this fic!! let the ZANINESS TAKE OVER!

This is something stupid I wrote when I was feeling stupid. I was bored too. Anyway, please R&R

Yes, ANOTHER Aeris poem from Cloud's perpective. Kinda short, 4 stanzas with an ending couplett. Please R&R. :)

Ever wonder what happened to our Rufus? Well, if you really want to know... Alternate Titles: AVALANCHE Gets Back, Cloud wa Baka...Credit goes to Blue-Fire for giving me the basis for the story and then forgetting about it ~.^

One EXTEREMLY messed up FF7 fic, that starts with Reeve being kidnapped, and goes crazy from there. Beware, reading this will most likely cause a loss of sanity..

From Clouds perspective

Red 13 goes to pee-pee dancing class. Cause he has to pee. No not really, it's just short and stupid fic I wrote.

After Meteor, we find Vincent Valentine lamenting (on his own, of course), remembering the past, and discovering new truths...

What Cloud thinks about Aeris when she died... Kind of Cloud/Aeris-ish. Kind of sad, I guess. It's short, as well. I think it sucks (I don't like the title, either)...but just R & R anyway.

Cloud gets BLOWN UP! Yuffie rules Costa Del Sol! Tifa 's boobs are FAKE, and she and Cloud get married somewhere in this fic. Erm...Sorta....

The gang go to a party and Vincent walks away with the victory.

A retelling of Final Fantasy 7 where the two dimensions of vampires and Darkstalkers collide. In this setting, when these two worlds are connected, three words can describe the trials a certain group must go through in order to obtain their goal :: love,

Shinra is reborn, and leads AVALANCHE in a chase to prevent them to start the Mako reactors again. While looking for Shinra, AVALANCHE stumbles on documents that hold the key to resurrecting Aeris. However, the Aeris that is brought back is not the one e

The party travel to various places, doing various things, while they try to track down a gil thief with a bad attitude.

Giving a summary that makes sense would be pointless. There IS no point to this. I like cheese. So should you.

What do you think will happen when Cid finds out very embarrising things about the different characters?

Cloud walks in on Tifa & Yuffie... What's gonna happen?

Poor Yuffie. I love her really... in a platonic way of course.

Elena tries to confess her love for Tseng in a letter, but then decides not to send it. Rude finds it at a peculiar time, and assumes it's from Reno. (No, Rude, Reno is not gay.) Reeve finds it, and...(Got it all wrong, Reeve!). So, there's a chain re

The Turks are recruiting new members, and Reno's being a little awkward...

I personally believe that FFVII will remain loved forever......as I hope that you all feel the same way....R+R!

After the destruction of the ShinRa empire, Reno (surprise, surprise) attempts to sulk/wash away his worries with a trip to the Turtle's Paradise. However, he's in for more than he bargained for when he meets up with an old acquaintance (Gee, I wonder wh

In the future, Tifa is so fat that she can only get a job as a phone sex operator, and Cloud is a crack addict.

Set 50 years after the end of FF7. Begins with the death of a member of Avalanche. Click me! Click me! Click me!

Not all of us had a normal childhood.......