Author's note: once again people, my name is actually
SoLonleyInsideSoBusyOutThere!!
Disclaimer: Not even in my dreams!
Screams In the Wind
"Hey Hermie!!!!" Harry said as he met up with her in
the common room after lunch. Hermione looked at
him and smiled.
"Hey Harry," she said. Then Ron came downstairs.
He opened his mouth to say something, when Harry
interrupted him and said," Yo Ron what's
happening?" He opened his mouth again when Harry
said," Never mind I don't really care," and started to
snog Hermione. Ron was about to say something
again but he couldn't speak over the loud moaning.
He was about to say something again but...
SLISBOT(me)- You want to know why you can't talk?
Because it's funny. No one really cares much for you
anyway. He was about to open his mouth and
protest when...
Hermione: You know she's right. WE are the main
characters in this fanfic. Not you.
Ron got mad and stormed off.
SLISBOT: On with the fic!
Harry grabbed Hermione's hand and lead her down
the stairs, but he tripped in the process and went
rolling down the stairs instead.
"I'm ok!!" he said and then got up. Hermione just
stood there laughing. Hermione saw a shadow-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Harry yelled.*Author grins wickedly*
SLISBOT: Shadow.
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SLISBOT: Shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow
shadow shadow-
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*runs away*
SLISBOT: Hey wait!!!!!! You need to come finish
this fic!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just one moment please. We are having some...
er... technical difficulties.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry: Why do I have to be the one afraid of
shadows????
SLISBOT: Shutup. Because I said so. * notices
readers* * smiles sweetly* On with the fic!!!
Harry leads Hermione down by a tree by the lake.
But Harry trips and falls headfirst into the lake-
Harry: Wait. What if I don't want to fall in the lake?
It's cold and wet. I'll come out looking like a deflated
birthday cake.
SLISBOT: Exactly. Harry: *mutters under his breath about the terrible
author*
SLISBOT: I heard that!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Harry hard in
the butt and he goes falling into the lake.*
SLISBOT: Now, where was I? Oh, yea...
Harry tripped and went falling headfirst into the lake.
Hermione just laughed again. He got out and said,"
I'm ok!!!" Hermione noticed another shadow-
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *author
comes up and kicks him in the shins* *smiles again*
Continue!!!!
Hermione noticed another shadow...
*long scilence*
Hermione: Ahh...
SLISBOT: Oh, woops.
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hermione comes over and plugs up his ears*
Hermione noticed another shadow figure across the
lake. *Hermione unplugs his ears* Then they do
what else? Snog.
The next day Harry got up and said," Ron, what class
do we have first?" Ron was about to answer when
Harry said," Oh, great we have potions, just what I
need in the morning," Ron just glared evily at the
author.
Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way down to
the dungeons. When they entered Snape wasn't
there. They sat down, and a few minutes later he
burst through the door with a big grin on his face.
"I suppose you ever so stupid students would like to
know why I'm smiling ever so stupidly in front of you
ever so stupidly today," he said. Everyone nodded.
"Well last night I ever so stupidly mistook my
Firewhiskey for an ever so stupid cheerfulness
potion," Everyone gasped.
"Today you will all be ever so stupidly making the
potion that I ever so stupidly drank last ever so
stupid night," He flicked his wand. A pair of pink
thongs appeared out of know where.
"How ever so stupid of me," he said.
He waved his wand again and the thongs
disappeared and the instructions appeared on the
board.
"Aren't you going to help us, professor?" Malfoy
asked.
"No, I'm just going to ever so stupidly sit up here
ever so stupidly and ever so stupidly smile at you
all," he answered. They all worked on their potions and by then end of
the class, everyone was laughing at Snape. He had
turned on a Britney Spears song and he was singing
for them. Ever so stupidly.
The day passed uneventfully. Later that night
Hermione was looking out the window on to the
grounds when she saw another shadow-
Harry:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: Will you just shut the f-
Hermione: This fic is rated G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: Oh well he's so f-
Hermione: G! G! G! G!
SLISBOT: Oh fine. Just stop ruining my story!!!!!
Hermione looks onto the grounds and sees...*looks
cautiously around for Harry* a shadow-
Harry*pops out of nowhere*:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT*screams with rage and chases Harry
around with an axe*: Die Potter!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry*runs away*:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile... Hermione looks onto the grounds from a
window and sees a shadow figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Author is still chasing Harry around*
Hermione: Ummm... we need to get this fic done...
*author stops chasing Harry around* Oh... right...
"Harry, come on, we are going to go find out who
that shadow-"
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Figure is," Hermione finished.
They grabbed Harry's invisibility cloak and snuck out
onto the grounds.
Hermione saw the shadow-
Harry:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: YOU F-
Hermione: G! G! G! G! G! G!
SLISBOT: HARRY POTTER YOU ARE A F-
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Please wait patiently while the author commits scenes that are not for women or men that are pregnant, squeamish, or crazy. (If you are crazy you might get ideas) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
SLISBOT: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Back to the story!
Hermione saw the figure move towards Harry, who
was on the ground twitching. They pushed back their
hood and the person was none other than...
BARNEY!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Harry, Hermione, SLISBOT:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry: OMG!!!!!!!! It's Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!
Hermione and SLISBOT: I hate you, you hate me,
let's get together and kill Barney, with a great big
BANG! And Barney's on the floor, no more purple
Dinosaur!!!!! *watching as Harry pulls off Barney's
head... it was a mask!!!!!!!*
SLISBOT: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It's Michael Jordan!!!!!!!!
The hell????
Hermione: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this is just too weird.
I'm leaving. Bye!
Harry: Me too. See ya!
SLISBOT: Yup... I'm gone...
Michael Jordan: Hey! Wait! Your Harry Potter and
Hermione Granger!!!! Can I have your autographs???
So Harry and Hermione stayed there signing
autographs for the rest of their lives because Michael
Jordan had some many friends. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE THIS BUTTON???? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Not even in my dreams!
Screams In the Wind
"Hey Hermie!!!!" Harry said as he met up with her in
the common room after lunch. Hermione looked at
him and smiled.
"Hey Harry," she said. Then Ron came downstairs.
He opened his mouth to say something, when Harry
interrupted him and said," Yo Ron what's
happening?" He opened his mouth again when Harry
said," Never mind I don't really care," and started to
snog Hermione. Ron was about to say something
again but he couldn't speak over the loud moaning.
He was about to say something again but...
SLISBOT(me)- You want to know why you can't talk?
Because it's funny. No one really cares much for you
anyway. He was about to open his mouth and
protest when...
Hermione: You know she's right. WE are the main
characters in this fanfic. Not you.
Ron got mad and stormed off.
SLISBOT: On with the fic!
Harry grabbed Hermione's hand and lead her down
the stairs, but he tripped in the process and went
rolling down the stairs instead.
"I'm ok!!" he said and then got up. Hermione just
stood there laughing. Hermione saw a shadow-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Harry yelled.*Author grins wickedly*
SLISBOT: Shadow.
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SLISBOT: Shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow
shadow shadow-
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*runs away*
SLISBOT: Hey wait!!!!!! You need to come finish
this fic!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just one moment please. We are having some...
er... technical difficulties.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry: Why do I have to be the one afraid of
shadows????
SLISBOT: Shutup. Because I said so. * notices
readers* * smiles sweetly* On with the fic!!!
Harry leads Hermione down by a tree by the lake.
But Harry trips and falls headfirst into the lake-
Harry: Wait. What if I don't want to fall in the lake?
It's cold and wet. I'll come out looking like a deflated
birthday cake.
SLISBOT: Exactly. Harry: *mutters under his breath about the terrible
author*
SLISBOT: I heard that!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Harry hard in
the butt and he goes falling into the lake.*
SLISBOT: Now, where was I? Oh, yea...
Harry tripped and went falling headfirst into the lake.
Hermione just laughed again. He got out and said,"
I'm ok!!!" Hermione noticed another shadow-
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *author
comes up and kicks him in the shins* *smiles again*
Continue!!!!
Hermione noticed another shadow...
*long scilence*
Hermione: Ahh...
SLISBOT: Oh, woops.
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hermione comes over and plugs up his ears*
Hermione noticed another shadow figure across the
lake. *Hermione unplugs his ears* Then they do
what else? Snog.
The next day Harry got up and said," Ron, what class
do we have first?" Ron was about to answer when
Harry said," Oh, great we have potions, just what I
need in the morning," Ron just glared evily at the
author.
Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way down to
the dungeons. When they entered Snape wasn't
there. They sat down, and a few minutes later he
burst through the door with a big grin on his face.
"I suppose you ever so stupid students would like to
know why I'm smiling ever so stupidly in front of you
ever so stupidly today," he said. Everyone nodded.
"Well last night I ever so stupidly mistook my
Firewhiskey for an ever so stupid cheerfulness
potion," Everyone gasped.
"Today you will all be ever so stupidly making the
potion that I ever so stupidly drank last ever so
stupid night," He flicked his wand. A pair of pink
thongs appeared out of know where.
"How ever so stupid of me," he said.
He waved his wand again and the thongs
disappeared and the instructions appeared on the
board.
"Aren't you going to help us, professor?" Malfoy
asked.
"No, I'm just going to ever so stupidly sit up here
ever so stupidly and ever so stupidly smile at you
all," he answered. They all worked on their potions and by then end of
the class, everyone was laughing at Snape. He had
turned on a Britney Spears song and he was singing
for them. Ever so stupidly.
The day passed uneventfully. Later that night
Hermione was looking out the window on to the
grounds when she saw another shadow-
Harry:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: Will you just shut the f-
Hermione: This fic is rated G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: Oh well he's so f-
Hermione: G! G! G! G!
SLISBOT: Oh fine. Just stop ruining my story!!!!!
Hermione looks onto the grounds and sees...*looks
cautiously around for Harry* a shadow-
Harry*pops out of nowhere*:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT*screams with rage and chases Harry
around with an axe*: Die Potter!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry*runs away*:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile... Hermione looks onto the grounds from a
window and sees a shadow figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Author is still chasing Harry around*
Hermione: Ummm... we need to get this fic done...
*author stops chasing Harry around* Oh... right...
"Harry, come on, we are going to go find out who
that shadow-"
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Figure is," Hermione finished.
They grabbed Harry's invisibility cloak and snuck out
onto the grounds.
Hermione saw the shadow-
Harry:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLISBOT: YOU F-
Hermione: G! G! G! G! G! G!
SLISBOT: HARRY POTTER YOU ARE A F-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Please wait patiently while the author commits scenes that are not for women or men that are pregnant, squeamish, or crazy. (If you are crazy you might get ideas) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
SLISBOT: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Back to the story!
Hermione saw the figure move towards Harry, who
was on the ground twitching. They pushed back their
hood and the person was none other than...
BARNEY!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Harry, Hermione, SLISBOT:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry: OMG!!!!!!!! It's Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!
Hermione and SLISBOT: I hate you, you hate me,
let's get together and kill Barney, with a great big
BANG! And Barney's on the floor, no more purple
Dinosaur!!!!! *watching as Harry pulls off Barney's
head... it was a mask!!!!!!!*
SLISBOT: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It's Michael Jordan!!!!!!!!
The hell????
Hermione: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this is just too weird.
I'm leaving. Bye!
Harry: Me too. See ya!
SLISBOT: Yup... I'm gone...
Michael Jordan: Hey! Wait! Your Harry Potter and
Hermione Granger!!!! Can I have your autographs???
So Harry and Hermione stayed there signing
autographs for the rest of their lives because Michael
Jordan had some many friends. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE THIS BUTTON???? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!