One day, Ron Weasley was wearing glasses for some reason.
"Hello, Ron. Why are you wearing glasses?" said Harry.
"Well, that's because... I... uh..." Ron said, stumbling over his words.
Hermione approached.
"Harry! Are you talking to a stranger? Who is that?" she asked.
"What do you mean? This is Ron! He isn't a stranger!" Harry said.
"Oh. Okay," said Harry.
Harry turned to Ron.
"Sorry. I thought you were my friend," he said.
"But I am Ron!" Ron said.
"Come on, Harry. Let's get to class!" Hermione said.
They all headed to Potions class.
"Hmm... it seems that Mr. Weasley is absent from Potions class today," Snape said. "I'll have to take 30 points from Gryffindor!"
"But I'm right here!" Ron said.
"Last time I checked, Mr. Weasley didn't wear glasses..." Snape said.
Ron removed the glasses.
"Oh! Hi, Ron! When did you get here?" Harry said, excitedly.
"I've been here this whole time..." Ron said, sadly.
"No, you didn't! You just appeared out of nowhere!" Hermione argued. "At least I would never do something like that!"
After class, Ron asked Fred and George if they recognized him.
"Umm... nope!" said Fred.
"Yeah! Who are you?" asked George.
Ron cried.
Hagrid entered the building for some reason.
"Oy! What's all yer cryin' about?" Hagrid asked Ron.
"Nobody seems to remember me! You know who I am... right?" Ron said, tearfully.
"No. Who are you?" Hagrid asked Ron.
"Ah! There you are, Mr. Weasley!" Dumbledore said, approaching Ron.
"Oh! At least somebody recognizes me!" Ron said, relieved.
"Yes, and I need to have a serious talk with you!" Dumbledore said.
"Oh, no..." said Ron, sweating nervously.
"Your glasses have disturbed several people today. You need to stop wearing them!" Dumbledore scolded.
"B-b-but..." Ron protested.
"I'm the headmaster. Do what I say!" Dumbledore commanded.
"Okay," Ron sighed, taking the glasses off.
The next day, at Quidditch practice, Ron was wearing the glasses again.
"Dumbledore's not around! He'll never know!" Ron giggled.
When Ron was flying on his broom, his glasses fell off and were ever seen again.
"Oh, well. I didn't need those glasses anyways," Ron said, shrugging. "I just wore them so that I could be like Harry, because Harry is cool."
Two days later, Harry and Ron were standing around in the hallway for no reason.
"Hey, Ron. Have you seen Hermione lately?" Harry asked.
"Nope!" Ron replied.
"Hello!" Hermione said, approaching them. Now, she was wearing glasses!
Ron and Harry screamed!
The end
