Hey, Soluxy here with an edited chapter of Konosuba.

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I hope you enjoy this chapter.

Author's Warnings.

There will be many lemons, it will contain graphic detail of violence and sex, but this will not be dark fiction. The story will stay light for the most part, and the dark stuff will be mostly side descriptions.

I am also making the main cast more extreme in their worst points. The main cast of characters will be the worst people you ever meet—they thoroughly deserve each other, make no mistake about that.

Also, Kazuma will be stronger than canon, but just like in the show, the main cast will be frustrated a lot and will suffer a lot. Kazuma will be a powerful, arrogant asshole who doesn't know restraint or properly uses his power in a fight. Though his inexperience might fade, his arrogance will only grow stronger as the story goes on. So if you're looking for a goody-two-shoes MC or a cool badass MC, this is not the place. Kazuma will be an asshole of the most astounding level, so be warned.

Tags for the NSFW parts of the story: Mind break, corruption, harem, worship, and more.

If you read any Asanagi or ShindoL, that's the type of lemon I'm going for.

That's all I think.

Enjoy.

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Prologue
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"Mr. Satou Kazuma, welcome to the after-life. Unfortunately, you have died. It might have been short, but your life is over."

Someone suddenly spoke to the boy in a pure white room. The sudden turn of events confused the boy called Satou Kazuma. An endless room filled with water, but his feet did not touch the liquid. Instead, there was a glass pane on the floor. It was a glass floor above the water, almost as if he was standing above an aquarium. And the funny thing was that the glass floor was semi-transparent, and the color scheme was checkered. It was like he was standing on a chessboard. Inside this strange room, a white chair was in the middle with a nightstand next to it. And the one who announced that the boy's life was over sat in that chair.

If there was a Goddess, she must be it.

Her charm was beyond what the boy expected—she had a glamour that surpassed humans.

Her long blue hair looked silky smooth.

She seemed to be about the boy's age. In other words, a teenager, almost reaching the age of a young adult. She wasn't as busty as some overseas models, but her chest was not lacking by any means. In fact, the boy guessed that those globes of meat would spill in his palm if he grabbed them. She had a light purple transparent cloth draped over her clothes. She had a vest and an extremely short mini-skirt leading to long legs. She had her nipples poking out of the thin vest. The boy named Kazuma felt his pants constrict as his penis grew semi-hard.

The beauty blinked her eyes, which were the same Aqua blue color as her hair, staring at the boy who had no idea what was happening.

Remember… What did happen to me? What happened?

The boy named Satou Kazuma had no choice but to remember what happened moments ago before arriving at this place.

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The boy stared at the screen, as he put the Visual Novel on auto mode, there, it started, a scene where the main character was banging the tsundere character. As a ritual, Kazuma took his cock out and started masturbating to the screen. He got off to the moans of the female character while the sex scene continued. He pumped faster, losing himself to the pleasure. Kazuma spilled his cum on nearby tissue, careful not to spill the liquid on his clothes.

He should have been satisfied, yet an uncomfortable atmosphere was left as the sex scene continued for a few minutes.

Almost like it was taunting Kazuma for the fact that he couldn't last the whole sex scene. Finally, the protagonist came inside and spilled a lot of semen inside of her, taunting him again as the boy compared the tiny load in the trash bin. To rub his inadequacies in his face further, the R-rated game continued with the sex scene. Showing the protagonist lasting a blow-job. Foot-job. Boob-job and two more penetrations on the heroine's asshole and pussy. This was supposed to be a self-insert game. But when Kazuma stared down at his penis and the penis belonging to the protagonist who was being sucked. Kazuma's penis looked positively tiny in comparison to the magnum cannon on screen.

Now Kazuma was positively mad and turned off the machine.

It didn't matter that Kazuma was normal-sized, that he was getting mad at unrealistic expectations. Nobody had a dick that long or thick, balls like oranges, or ejaculated enough to fill a bucket to the brim. In the end, it was just a drawing with text on the bottom and voice actors, giving life to those characters. This was not real life. But Kazuma did not understand that, could not understand that.

The boy never had sex in his life—he was an inexperienced virgin.

No wonder his expectations were unrealistic.

Watching porn and reading R-18 visual novels gave those unrealistic expectations.

Kazuma was envious and wished he had something like the protagonists. Though that wish couldn't be granted, he had to live with what he was born with.

His passing humiliation and envy aside, he had to prepare himself to go outside.

"There. I'd give myself a four?"

The boy finished wearing his tracksuit and rated himself on a mirror. He was by no means attractive, the only things that were worth looking at were his green eyes, but the lack of sleep marred even those eyes. Typically, people that become sedentary like him either thinned out or got fat. In his case, he was very skinny. It was rare for Kazuma, who kept staying at home, to go outside. But he had to purchase a limited first-release version of a popular new game. The boy got up early to queue up to buy the game he wanted. Usually, gamers like him would buy things online. However, he loved printed copies of his videogames, and also, he was living in the countryside. Delivery trucks were rare in this region, so he had to buy them in the biggest town. Adventure games were easy to find. Though, visual novels were hard.

The sun was harsh ni his unhealthy skin, and he could barely open his eyes outside in the morning.

But Kazuma opened the door and left while fortifying himself for the anxiety of going out.

Society addressed people like him as shut-ins.

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Kazuma looked down at the game he bought and hugged it close to his chest as the bus started driving away from the stop. Five hours, a trip of five hours! I'm glad I was able to buy it.

The sun shone brightly upon his deficient D-vitamin body.

The sun is my worst enemy after 3 all-nighters.

Kazuma was not accustomed to that bright of a light on his face.

After buying the game, it was time to return home to play his heart out.

Kazuma was in a great mood when he thought of that and prepared to return home, but at that moment…

A girl was looking down on her cell phone and walking before him. From her uniform, she should be studying in the same school as him.

She's cute, so she goes to the same school, is she in the same year?

Kazuma then thought that didn't matter because he was currently a shut-in.

All his school troubles started because of a girl one day. He confessed to a nice girl who always helped him, and he got shot down. Her friends in the class started gossiping about it behind his back, yet he still could hear their derisive talk. One day he woke up late, did not want to go to school, feigned being sick, and played his games all morning while feeling anxious about missing class. However, after that, he stopped going to school a few days of the month, then it was a say in the week, it did not take long for him to stop going to school entirely. Kazuma was smart. He was decently above average in his studies, often getting 80% of every subject's grade with a bit of studying. However, he was nowhere near the geniuses in his school. The school was a chore, there was no one he connected with, and he wasn't in any club. Combined with a bad round of gossips and he lost all will to go to school.

He hadn't gone to school in over 4 months already, so he was essentially a high-school dropout.

Has it been that long since I stopped coming to school?

Kazuma promised his parents to at least take the test for the high-school certification when the time came. Though, whether he would pass it or not was up in the air.

Kazuma looked at his game.

After seeing the lights turn green, the girl didn't check the traffic and directly crossed the road. A large shadow loomed towards her.

That must be a large truck heading towards her at high speed.

Kazuma realized the horrible situation.

When Kazuma came to his senses, he had knocked the girl away from the truck. After that…

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Kazuma asked the beauty before him with a calm face.

"Can I ask one thing?"

The beauty nodded in response to his question. "Please go ahead."

His green eyes met her blue ones.

"That girl… that was knocked away by me. Is she still alive?"

That was the most important thing. That was the first and last time Kazuma, the shut-in virgin, did something praiseworthy.

If I didn't manage to save her in time despite betting my life in the process, that would be so frustrating.

It would mean Kazuma died for nothing.

"She lived after that accident! But her injury was bad—she fractured her leg."

Thank goodness… I didn't die in vain. I did something right at the very end…

Seeing Kazuma acting relieved, the beauty tilted her head.

"But she would not have been hurt if you didn't knock her away."

"—Huh?"

Kazuma couldn't get what she said.

"That tractor would have stopped before hitting that girl. That was expected—it was just a slow tractor, after all. That means your unnecessary meddling by acting like a hero made things worse… Puhehe!"

The beauty ended her sentence with a mocking tone and laughter.

For Kazuma, it was the first time meeting this girl, yet she was such a bitch. Kazuma fashioned himself as a white knight on the internet. He was the 'nice guy,' but right now, he wanted to make his fist reach her face and break her nose. Kazuma wished to beat her up to a pulp, even though she was a girl. Though Kazuma held himself back because the girl slipped something important in her speech.

"…What did you say? Tractor? Not a truck?"

"That's right, a tractor. If a truck were speeding towards that girl, she would have noticed and got away."

—Kazuma was stumped. Utterly stunned as a bad feeling was settling in his stomach.

"Huh? But what about me? Did I die after getting hit by the tractor?"

"No, you died from shock. You thought you were run over by a truck and went into shock, and as a result. Your heart failed. I've been doing this job for a long time, but you are the first to die in such a strange manner!"

Kazuma did not save the girl. He hurt her and even died himself. He wasn't even run over—his heart gave out because of a shock.

He didn't want to believe it. But there was a bad, sinking feeling in his gut that it was true.

"Because of your close call with the tractor. You lost consciousness and control of your bowels and shat yourself as you were sent to a nearby hospital. The doctors and nurses said, 'What's with this guy, how useless—haha,' amidst laughter. You did not regain consciousness, and your heart failed…"

Kazuma couldn't take her offensive speech about his death any longer.

"Shut up—! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear something so cringy!"

Even if he died in such a deplorable and cringy way, there was no way that a doctor and a nurse would laugh at a guy who shit himself. They were trained, and they saw worse daily.

They wouldn't laugh at me, would they?

Kazuma was white with anxiety.

The girl walked to his side as Kazuma cupped his ears, and she smiled deviously. She was leaning close to his ears.

"Your family had reached the hospital. But before they felt the sadness from their loss, they couldn't help bursting into laughter after hearing your cause of death…"

Kazuma couldn't help but think she was lying this time. "Shut up, shut up! This can't be real! How could there be such a useless way to die? This is unbelievable!"

She was playing on his insecurities. He knew that.

Looking down at Kazuma squatting with his head in his arms, the girl covered her mouth and laughed.

"Well, that ends my de-stressing session. So this is the first time we met, Mr. Satou Kazuma. My name is Aqua. I am a Goddess that guides young people who die in Japan. Now, putting aside how funny your demise was, you have two options."

…This fellow!

Kazuma never met such a horrible person.

This girl called Aqua was just the worst. Now he was furious. Kazuma really wanted to hit her before, but now he wanted to see her crying.

Forget it. Getting worked up would just delay the progress of the conversation. I need to just bear with it.

Kazuma had decided to forget his earlier life. It wasn't worth getting embarrassed. After all, he was dead. But the girl in front of him had to pay. Kazuma wasn't willing to forgive that easily.

"Now, the first choice would be reincarnating and beginning a new life. The other option would be staying in a place like Heaven and live a life similar to old folks home."

Kazuma was annoyed by the lazy description of the options.

"...Well… How is the place that is sort of like Heaven? More importantly, what do you mean by 'old folk' home?'"

"Heaven isn't as great as you humans imagined. You don't need to eat after dying and won't be able to make anything naturally. There aren't any ingredients or necessities for you to use anyway. I am sorry if I disappointed you, but there is nothing in Heaven."

She counted her fingers. "No television, no manga, and no games. There are only other people who died before you. And since you are dead, you can't do anything kinky—you can't since you don't even have a body. The only thing you can do is bask in the sun with your predecessors and chat. Forever."

No computer games and no entertainment. Not even sex? Hell, he couldn't even masturbate in paradise!

Instead of Heaven, it was closer to hell to Kazuma.

But to become a baby and restart my life… is that the only option?

Looking at Kazuma's crestfallen face, the Goddess smiled. "Hey, you don't want to go to a boring place like Heaven, right? But asking you to let go of your memories and start again as a baby is the same as erasing your existence since your memories will be gone. And so! I have great news for you."

For some reason, Kazuma was absolutely skeptical of the Goddess Aqua.

Aqua said to the wary Kazuma with a smile.

"Do you like games?"

Aqua confidently explained her so-called good news to the teenage boy.

This was the gist of it: In a world different from where Kazuma was born, there was a threat called the Demon King. And with the attack of the demon king army, that world fell into crisis. There were magic and fantastic monsters in that world. To put it simply, it was a fantasy world similar to the famous games Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy, and Monster Hunter. An RPG world, basically.

"The people who died in that world were killed by the demon king army and were very afraid, saying they don't want to die like that again. And so almost all the people who died… They rejected reincarnating in that world again."

Aqua had a cool beauty air that contrasted her true nature—she was the worst. Kazuma would be the first to tell.

"Do you understand? That world would end if this continued since babies would cease to be born there. And thus, it could be solved by sending the dead from other worlds over, right? That's how it is."

What a sloppy immigration policy. Kazuma sighed at the thought.

"And since we are sending people over, we should find people who died young and still yearn to live. Sending them over with their original body and memories. It would be meaningless if they died immediately after going over, so we will grant a privilege to all those going to that world. Allowing these people to take one thing they like to that world..."

The girl smiled "…It could be a powerful ability, an exceptional talent, or a God-level weapon. What do you think? It might be another world, but you can live once more. For the people of that world, someone would appear who could fight immediately for their sake. How about it? Isn't that great news?"

To Kazuma, it sounded great. He could experience a fantasy world with a cheat ability. Kazuma was excited, to be honest. He loved games but could never imagine such a chance could grace him—a chance to experience a world just like his computer games. But before that, Kazuma had to confirm something.

"Erm, I have a question, what about the language of that world? Can I speak the language of the other world?"

"This isn't a problem—With the gentle aid of the Gods. You will instantly learn the language directly in your brain when you head over to the other world. You will even be able to read! But there is a side effect, your brain might be wiped blank if you are unlucky. And so, all you need to do is to choose a powerful ability or weapon!"

The boy had a shocked look. "Hold on! I heard something important just now—did you say my brain would be wiped blank if I am unlucky?!"

"I didn't say that."

"You did. You did!" The boy deadpanned.

The tension from earlier was gone. Kazuma was speaking to a Goddess, but his attitude was akin to speaking to an equal. No, there was no equal here. The Goddess in front of him was lower than a sow. He saw through her true nature before. She was just cattle. But what she said was an attractive proposition to Kazuma. There was no denying it.

It was scary that there was a chance to wipe his brain blank.

But there was one thing Kazuma prided himself in.

It was not his social life, grades, intelligence, strength, speed, or sex appeal, but his luck.

He was always lucky since young—

—But I died of shock by a tractor! Maybe this luck thing is not real?! What the heck...

Kazuma's twitchy look did not appear confident. At this moment, Aqua showed Kazuma something like a catalog.

"Please choose—I can grant you one and only one power that would match any person. It could be a powerful unique ability. For example, a legendary weapon! Come~ it can be anything. You have the privilege to bring this one thing to the other world!"

After hearing Aqua's explanation, Kazuma took the catalog and started browsing it.

On it was 'Unnatural strength.' 'Super magic.' 'Holy sword, Arondight.' 'Demon sword, Murasame.'

…And all sorts of names.

Kazuma understood. Choosing an ability or weapon to be brought along was a lifelong decision. Any of these abilities would give Kazuma immense advantages. But he found it very troubling. Having too many choices made him indecisive. Or rather, Kazuma's gamer instincts told him these were cheat-like abilities and equipment. How troubling. Since he would be going to a world with magic, Kazuma really wanted to try using magic. Hence, he wanted to choose an ability based on magic.

"Hey~ hurry up~ it doesn't matter which one you choose. I have no expectations of a shut-in gaming nerd. Can you just pick one and be on your way? Anything will do, hurry up, hurry up~."

"I—I am not a nerd! And I died outside, so I am not a shut-in!"

Kazuma answered in a trembling voice. But Aqua simply toyed with the ends of her hair and told him disinterestedly.

"It doesn't matter, just hurry up and choose~ there are still many dead souls waiting in line!"

Aqua sat in her chair as she spoke. Munching her snacks without even looking at Kazuma…

…This fellow, mocking my cause of death even though it was the first time we met. Acting so stuck-up because she's pretty.

Aqua's couldn't be bothered attitude made Kazuma mad once more. This girl was lower than dogshit. She was the worst person he ever encountered, and he would do anything to make her feel more frustrated.

You wanted me to choose quickly, right? Then we're going to take the whole fucking day!

It was petty, but Kazuma did not care. He was the essence of pettiness.

And so the hours passed with Kazuma engrossed in the catalog. While Aqua grew more and more impatient, there was the taunting phase, the complaining phase. Now Aqua was on the ignoring stage. She was reading a book, splayed across the chair in what seemed an uncomfortable position. Kazuma had to wonder if that hurt. He looked up to see her posterior pointing at him. His eyes widened as a noise almost made past his lips before he blocked his mouth with his hands. Aqua wore a mini-skirt with a transparent underskirt and no panties, and she was with her back raised.

Which meant Kazuma could see everything.

Her hips were very round, her ass was a perfect peach, but that was not all. Kazuma's cock hardened as he glimpsed the pink slit and her asshole. Kazuma was reminded once again that this Goddess was very hot. And that he was a hungry virgin 16-year old and wanted to fuck her so badly.

Both Aqua and Kazuma were rotten individuals—it was easy to gather this much.

He finally turned the last page of the catalog. The information on it was spectacular to the lust-filled Kazuma.

Blessing of Lust:

A unique skill created by the Goddess of war, sexuality, and fertility. Astarte.

The blessed one shall receive a penis painted, carved, and molded from the Goddess herself. It will grant the user the ability to please anyone with the most magnificent tool. It will also enslave anyone that it penetrates. Be it the mouth, anus, or vagina. The user will again grow stronger after every sexual encounter. The growth rate rises with the more partners the user has acquired. However, the blessing will also raise the user's libido and appetite for sex and sexual acts by a ludicrous degree.

*Note. The penis will be large enough to be an inconvenience in daily activities. Please be understanding of that.

*Note. Be reminded that the user's manhood is an enslavement tool. Sexual partners will be unable to refuse any direct order from the user and grow attached to their master. And in turn, the user will grow fond of his slaves.

Kazuma was looking for a growth cheat. There were none to be found in the list but this one. A growth cheat was terrific because of the infinite potential to grow stronger without stopping. There was nothing else more overpowered than a growth-cheat. However, this one required sex for him to grow stronger. It meant that he had to get a girlfriend. And if he wanted to boost the process of getting stronger, Kazuma had to get a harem and have sex frequently. Kazuma was a shut-in with poor social skills. A boy who couldn't get a girlfriend, much less a harem—

But right now, Kazuma was so hard looking at Aqua's ass that he wasn't thinking straight. The enslavement clause part even sounded good in his lust-filled mind, even though enslavement was wrong. And finally, with a penis made from a goddess of sex, Kazuma could leave his inadequacies behind.

He thought earlier in the day of how envious he was of the protagonist from that visual novel. But now, this was it. Kazuma could actually become that guy!

He conveniently glossed over the part on the page that the new organ could be a bother in his daily activities or the increased libido. Kazuma did not think that those were huge downsides.

Oh, Goddess Astarte. Even though we have never met, you are my light of salvation. To think you've given me this chance. You are in a completely different league from this wannabe Goddess Aqua.

Kazuma felt a hand touch his chest from somewhere. It was tender, a motherly touch, but it was kind of sexual. Resembling an incestuous mother touching him. That feeling left before long, leaving Kazuma confused.

Aqua turned to face Kazuma. "Hey! Why do I feel like you're suddenly mocking me?"

Kazuma was surprised that Aqua noticed his line of thought. He could not help but wonder if this was because she was a Goddess or merely a woman's intuition thing, but she sure was sharp in stuff like this. Well, she was dumb in everything else.

Kazuma gave a fake smile in her direction. "…I do no such thing, my Goddess Aqua. Do you think I am the type that will think badly of other people?"

"Stop with that smiling face. It's disgusting!"

Kazuma thought it was rude. His face scored a 4 on a good day by his own estimation, but he was not disgusting!

But now, he was getting used to her brand of cruelty. She couldn't hurt him anymore with her words.

Besides, he was in a tremendous excitable mood after reading the skill he wanted. His new life would be a constant hunt for sex. Now this made his blood pump.

"Aqua—I already picked the skill I want."

"Hmm, let me see. Ah… the stupid sexual skill Astarte made, huh? I put it on the very bottom because there is no way that whore of a goddess Astarte can create a skill better than mine."

Aqua left a jealous tone underneath all her talk. And it was by luck that Kazuma heard it.

…This fellow! She even bad-mouthed her own colleagues. She definitely doesn't have any friends at all—Calling a goddess a whore out loud. Even I wouldn't have the courage to do that. In fact, I would probably get struck by the heavens!

"Doesn't matter, right?! I picked this skill, so please give it to me."

Aqua felt even more disinterested. "Yeah, Yeah!"

Kazuma felt a bit irritated. Now that he was saner and his tent calmed down, he had to wonder.

Aqua was a girl, and he chose a skill where there was an enslavement clause. The skill was pretty misogynistic, even though he could technically enslave a guy, but he wasn't about to do that.

So as a woman, shouldn't it bother her more?

But Kazuma saw that Aqua didn't care about the enslavement of women at all. This girl wasn't willing to defend her own gender. Aqua was the absolute worst as an individual. Kazuma shouldn't be surprised by her words and actions anymore.

After that, Aqua put her hand in front of her while aiming at Kazuma.

—SHING!

Like a bolt, it pierced and coalesced around Kazuma's body. He felt the change. He looked down and felt a big thing expand and coil around his pants. It was too tight; it was hurting him. Kazuma wanted to find more breathing room for his new tool. He had to turn away from Aqua and fix the problem unsuccessfully. He opened his pants a little to see. And boy, did he receive a large gift from the Goddess Astarte. The cock attached to his body couldn't possibly be real life. This was bad. His pants were soft enough to where it would tent no matter where he adjusted it.

Man, is my junior actually thicker than my arm?

Kazuma had to clear up a sweat of anxiety, but he calmed down. It would be embarrassing to walk everywhere with a prominent cylinder-like bulge, but he had to adapt.

So he turned to face Aqua, and her gaze went downwards. She wheezed hard and started laughing at it. She felt it was the funniest thing in the world, much to Kazuma's irritation and embarrassment.

Aqua rolled on the ground and faced away from him, putting her in the same sensual position as before. He could see her ass and pink pussy in full view. But this time, the libido was unbearable.

Kazuma wanted to test this ability, so Aqua was a perfect test, right?

She was getting on his nerves since he arrived. So to get his revenge, he should rape her.

...Rape her. What the hell am I thinking?!

Kazuma stopped himself. He was angry at her from the beginning, true. But she deserved a punch in the face, not being raped. Where did that thought come from?

After getting her laugh, she turned around and started explaining the transfer process. Aqua couldn't help but wander her eyes down. She managed to insult Kazuma's bulge not once but twice, along with insulting the Goddess that gave him the gift. Kazuma could not help but think karma would get her one day.

"Yeah—Please don't move away from the center of the magic circle…"

Under the feet of Aqua, who squealed in surprise, as well as under Kazuma's feet, a blue magic circle appeared.

"…Eh?" Aqua exclaimed.

With a flash of white light, a winged woman appeared out of nowhere. Aqua understood that she was the one that cast the transfer on both her and Kazuma. Simply put, it was a woman that looked like an angel in Kazuma's mind. The feeling of wanting to have sex surfaced again.

"Wait—what's the meaning of this?! Hey!"

Aqua desperately tried to get out but couldn't.

"Mistress Aqua. I'm sorry, but I have received an order to bestow punishment upon you by the other gods." The angel was making a sad face.

"A punishment?! Don't joke with me?! What did I do?"

"Well, for starters, you insulted your fellow Gods to a human."

Kazuma had a wide smirk at Aqua. He realized that Aqua was being punished because Aqua was calling Astarte a whore, and thus she was punished. What good would come out of it? She was the Goddess of sex, fertility, and war. Having sex and aiding others with their sexual problems was Astarte's job. So calling her a whore wouldn't mean anything.

Aqua lamented. "Guh—they found out about that!"

"Perhaps you shouldn't be calling Astarte a whore then, Aqua."

"Shut up, Kazuma! You're only making this worse!" Aqua complained.

The angel sighed. "You should know that a divine being such as yourself gets their powers from their believers. Spreading bad rumors as you did might affect the power of the other gods. And so the angry Gods and Goddesses had decided to punish you a little."

"Wait, seriously! It was just a joke! I don't really mean to bad mouth Astarte. I know she's high ranking and all."

"I am sorry, I know full well Mistress Aqua is simply throwing a tantrum like a child every time you talk badly about other people. But this has been decided—I cannot overturn their judgment." There was a tone of insult in the angel's voice. As expected, Kazuma saw that Aqua wasn't immensely liked here.

He would almost pity her because she was beautiful. But having met this girl for a few hours, he didn't pity her at all. In fact, he had a sadistic pleasure in watching her squirm—in fact, he wanted to see more.

Aqua wanted to counter the angel lady, but her options were limited, and she was tired already.

The angel lady. "And so, we decided to make you help Mister Kazuma in getting rid of the Demon King."

Kazuma had to groan. So he had to endure her until he got rid of the Demon King? Well, at least she was cute when she didn't open her mouth.

"Wait! Wait!... Wait, huh, is this really happening? Eh, you can't be serious? No—No, hold on, this is too weird! Isn't it cheating to bring a goddess along! No count? This shouldn't count! Wait! Wait, okay?!"

Aqua panicked with tears in her eyes. She was a mess. However, Kazuma wanted to see her like this. This was justice served to this arrogant Goddess at its finest. He could barely wait to see more despair on her face. This might make his travels with her almost worth it, keyword being almost.

The angel spoke while facing Aqua: "Bon voyage, Mistress Aqua. Please, leave the rest to me... We will send envoys to welcome you back right after the demon king is defeated—Before you return, I will handle all your tasks."

"Wait! Wait! As a goddess, I possess healing powers, not combat abilities! I can't defeat the Demon King!"

Aqua collapsed on the floor crying. There was no way she could face the Demon King and win.

"Don't worry. Mistress Astarte, who noticed this, suggested that Mistress Aqua should help out Mr. Satou Kazuma, who had received his skill. She said, and I quote, 'Perhaps she can use her body to satisfy my Champion and make a good bed warmer for him while he saves the world...'"

Satou Kazuma had to smirk. This was way too funny. Astarte, who was his new religion, demoted the arrogant Aqua to be no better than a prostitute for the Hero, who was him!

He never knew revenge was this sweet.

"Mr. Satou Kazuma. You will be heading to another world now and become one of the candidate heroes to defeat the demon king. You will receive a gift from the gods the moment you defeat the demon king."

"…Gift?"

Kazuma asked by repeating what she said. The angel smiled warmly at him; this angel lady was cool in his books. He felt like they could become friends or something like that.

"That's right, a gift befitting a world savior. The Gods will grant you a wish. It can be anything you want."

"Oh!"

That means Kazuma could wish to return to Japan if he'd ever were to grow tired of the new world. Becoming wealthy and spending all day playing games while surrounded by a harem big enough to fill a golf field.

Even such a decadent dream was possible for Kazuma.

"Wait! Giving that cool speech is my job!" Aqua wailed on the floor after the angel took her job.

Kazuma was satisfied after seeing Aqua act this way. And so, he pointed at Aqua, "How does it feel to be companions with a man you look down on? No, you're not even a companion! Like Astarte said, you're my bed warmer from now on. With my new blessing and your goddess standing, this is going to be a breeze."

"No~! Going to another world with a man like this, no way~!"

Kazuma was serious. Aqua feared for both her sanity and virginity. And now that she thought about it, her freedom as well. That bulging thing on his pants, could it even enslave a God?

She did not want to test that theory.

"Hero! May you be victorious among the many hero candidates and become the one to defeat the demon king… Well then. I bid you farewell!"

"Wahhh~! That's my line~!"

And with the announcement from the angel.

A bright light surrounds the wailing Aqua and the joyful Kazuma, both rotten to the core. An arrogant, petulant, horrible, childish Goddess. A petty, vengeful, 'nice guy,' gamer shut-in, and budding sexual deviant. It wouldn't be a mistake that they deserved each other. Both were the absolute worst. They were human garbage, and now they had to ditch their selfish desires and save the world from the demon lord.

What joke this was becoming.

And so, with boisterous laughter and a loud sobbing, both were transported to a new world.

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