here's the first episode of Lick and Lincoln, in an alternate timeline, Lisa became so smarter than she was, now she goes though strange adventure with her brother, Lincoln. this is sort of a mashed up with Loud House and Rick and Morty, however the only difference is that Lisa acts and have the same intelligence as Rick, that's why she called herself Lick.
this fanfiction is based on the Loud House and Lick's personality is based on Rick from Rick and Morty
"I heard there's a new episode of that singing show" said Leni, "maybe like, we can watch the new episode tonight" after Leni made that suggestion Lincoln collapse onto the table.
"what's up with Lincoln?" Rita said, noticing her son's tiredness, but then Lincoln rose his head to respond, "I don't know, maybe there's things going on with my dream"
"or maybe you've gone out with Lisa again" Lori spoke out.
Rita turned to Lick, "Lisa, is this true" from hearing that, Lick stop eating her cereal and gave her answer, "what sho everyone hash to go to shleep every night, you do realize night time makesh up half of all time."
"well can you please stop staying up all night, you'll need to have enough energy for school"
"I am not going to school mother, not today, not tomorrow, not ever"
"wait what?" one of the loud siblings said noticing Lick's statement.
"Lisa, I know weeks ago you had that accident and we'd allowed you to use the basement as a lab, but you have to go to school" Lynn Sr. said
"yeah, Lick" Lincoln continued the argument, "didn't you say that not being in school decreases your brain functions by four percent?"
"zero-point zero four percent Lincoln, and yeah I know that, but that'sh for the average like yourshelvesh, while for me, it's just a washe of time, and I already have a PHD, it's just not a place for shmart people, and I know it's not a popular opinion, but that'sh my take of the isshue" and after eating cereal, Lick stood up and head back to the lab.
"have you guys notice Lis- Lick has been acting different since the accident?" Lynn asked just before Lincoln collapses again.
Later at Royal Woods school, Lincoln was still tired, his start at school wasn't great, he barely learn any lessons, just as he locked his locker, someone came up to Lincoln, a girl name Ruby Chimen, who was Lincoln's newest bully, "so ready for some time together" Ruby said as she paused Lincoln at the front of the closed lockers, "come on, I had a bad day Ruby, can you-" "what, are you saying that I'm having a bad day" Ruby said as she came up towards Lincoln with a fist ready to punch, Lincoln was terrified, "no I mean I am-" but Ruby interrupted, "big mistake Lincoln log, now I'm going to beat you, cause I am having a good da-" right when Ruby would of punched Lincoln in the face, she was suddenly frozen solid, Lincoln was very surprised of what it turned out, when he looked what's behind Ruby that happens to be Lick with a freeze ray.
"Great timing Lincoln, I need you" Lick said, "Lisa, why are you here? What happened to Ruby" Lincoln questioned, "it's obvioush Lincoln, I froze her, now we got a lot of thingsh to do, Lincoln, I need your help very badly" "oh geez Lick, I don't want to miss school" "come on Lincoln, you think I can do what I can do own my own, I am only four yearsh old, come on let'sh go"
"okay, I guess I can miss history, but what about Ruby, should you unfreeze her?" Lincoln said as he looked at the still frozen bully, "I'll do it later Lincoln, now go with me, no time to loshe" Lick said dragging Lincoln away towards the school's exit, as they left the hallway, the frozen Ruby foot broke off and collapse onto the floor, where she was shattered into many pieces, ending Ruby's life.
Later Lick had brought Lincoln to a street corner, where she pulled out her very own portal device and shot it at a wall, creating a black and green portal, "ladies first" Lincoln smiled, offering Lick to enter first, but Lick rolled her eyes and entered, then Lincoln entered the portal.
From one place to another, Lincoln found himself in a strange land filled with weird planets and animals, "whoa, what is this place?" Lincoln asked, "thish Lincoln ish dimenshion 49-C, a world that has the exact biome and climate for a shpecial tree Lincoln, which are mega treesh, there are fruitsh in those treesh and inshide the fruitsh are mega sheedsh, and that'sh what we're looking for."
Lincoln was unsure about the place, by looking around it was very strange for him. "I don't know about this, just looking at this place is messing up my mind" Lick notice her brother being frightened about the place and try to calm him down.
"I know Lincoln, I know you might shee this place ash weird and shtrange, but all we have to do is go forward and move on, that'sh how we grow ash people, I've been dealing with thish for shuch time, just shtick with me and you'll be all-" then suddenly a horrible ugly creature appears behind Lincoln and scared Lick, "holy crap run!" she shouted as they both ran away from the monster while said monster was chasing them, as Lincoln scream, Lick shouted random things, "we need to run Lincoln! I don't know what that ish, we're going to die!"
Lick and Lincoln managed to escape from the monster and was wandering through the strange dimension, as Lick talks about how interesting the place was, Lincoln wasn't happy about his situation, he felt like leaving the place and go back home, as Lick finish her talk, Lincoln asked the question, "that's interesting Lick, but can we get out of here please?" Lick turned to her brother, she wasn't happy about what she heard, "sho what, you would better go back to school than here?" "well I am according to you, an average." Lincoln said, bring back what Lick previously said during their conversation during breakfast. "I know I shaid tha-a-a-a-a-a-at, but you could alsho experience education outshide school groundsh, I mean look at that Lincon."
Lick then point out towards a strange grey creature with numerous eyes and limbs, "would you ever shee that in school Lincoln? Look at it moving around, being itshelf, it defiesh all logic Lincoln."
"okay I get it, we're surrounded by monsters, that's why I want to get outta here" Lincoln said while turning around and resume walking until he almost fell down a cliff, luckily Lick was there to pull him back before he fell, "great job Lincoln, do you know what you found?" Lick said happily, Lincoln and Lick had saw a wide range of strange purple trees, "are those mega trees?" "heck yeah they are mega treesh, shee Lincoln, if we did what you wanted, I wouldn't have found them" "alright fine, let's just get down there and grab those seeds"
"right, good thing I brought theshe" Lick said when she pull out two pairs of metal shoes, "wear theshe Lincoln, when you wear theshe- theshe babies, you can bashicly walk on any shurface, up, down turn backwardsh to the right" as Lick told Lincoln this, he wore the shoes and tried to walk down the cliff, but was stopped by Lick, "hold on, Lincoln, you have to turn them on firsht" she said when she pressed a button on the shoes, turning them on, "Lincoln, shometimesh you have to be prepared before you-" as Lick talked to Lincoln she walked passed him and herself fell down the cliff, she scream until she hit the ground, Lincoln was shocked he walked down the cliff with the shoes his sister brought and found Lick with broken legs.
"oh my gosh!" Lincoln shouted as he saw the damage of her completely broken legs, he can't see any bones, but the legs were bending in the wrong way, Lick groaned at her pain and look at her condition, "oh, thish ish really painful, but not to worry." "not to worry? You've crippled yourself, oh man, what are we're going to tell mom and dad?" Lincoln said thinking of the worst, but then Lick pulled out a syringe from her lab coat pocket, "I shaid Lincoln, don't worry" she stabs the syringe on her broken legs and just instantly, her legs bent back to what it was, completely repairing them, Lick stood up with her fine healed legs, Lincoln had his jaws dropped.
"leg sherum, repair legsh in a quick amount of time" she said as she moved towards the mega seeds, getting ready to climb up the tree.
"I got it from a dimenshion where technology wash sho advance, leg sherum was very common and cheap, fun fact Lincoln, the people in that dimenshion were sho advanced, they hold the aging processh and they were the shame age for a very long time." As Lick talked, she climbs up the trunk of the tree and grab hold onto the mega fruit and taken it off the mega tree, while Lincoln watched this, he also listens to Lick's information, "that sounds interesting Lick, why don't you their advanced technology?" Lincoln asked, only for Lick to laugh as she climb down the mega tree,
"Lincoln, there'sh a good reashon why we age" she said as she rips the mega fruit getting the mega seed from inside the fruit, Lincoln smiled, knowing that Lick gotten what she wanted, which means he can get out of this dimension.
"now Lisa, we got the seed, now lets get back to earth" he said in a positive tone, but Lick only look at Lincoln with a cross face, "Lincoln, for the last time, I would rather be called Lick" Lick doesn't like it when people use her actual name. as she pulled up her portal device, she looked at it and notice something odd about it.
"oh no, we got a problem, there'sh no charge on my portal device!" Lincoln was reacted quickly when he heard the news, "wait what!" he said, "yeah, no charge Lincoln, it'sh good as garbage" "oh what are we going to do, I need to get back to school, I'm freaking out, I'm-" Lick then slap Lincoln by the cheek, "shnap out of e-e-e-e-e-it, there are waysh to get back home Lincoln, it's just going to be a hasshle" Lick said as she looking inside her coat pocket, "we can just ushe interdimenshional cushtomsh, but you have to do a little sholid, Lincoln" she found what she was looking for and gave a little pill to Lincoln, "eat it Lincoln" "what is it?" Lincoln said as he put it in his mouth then swallow it, then suddenly Lincoln fainted and collapse onto the floor.
"oh what ish it Lick? Should I eat it, oh too late I just ate an unconscious pill" Lick impersonating her brother before bring out her surgery tools, "next time, ask about the candy before eating it" she said, as she start surgery on her brother.
To be continued in part 2