"Mandapornian we have a mission for you. We heard the rumors about you from the booty hunters guild." Queef Fartgo leaned In close. "This mission is top credits but off the grid too."
"Who's the Target?" The Mandapornian asked. His armor was getting itchy since he hasn't taken it off to wash in a few days.
"Can't say. We only have an age. They're 50 years old and in some planet here I can't pronounce the name of."
"Ok, I'll do it." The Mandapornian nodded. Taking a decoder ring from Queef Fartgo.
The Mandapornian landed on a strange planet. It looked sandy. As he left his ship some weird alien dog thing attacked him. It tried to butt rape him clawing at his pants and humping him.
Suddenly shots fired out a man riding one of the alien dog frogs came out and blasted the dog.
"Wow thanks." The Mandapornian said.
"Sure, lets go back to my place. My name is Kiwi." The alien looked like he had half a vagina folded in front of his face.
The Mandapornian neared Kiwi's camp. "You live out here alone?" He asked.
"Yeah I do, but I keep myself busy."
The Mandapornian saw several robots. One looked like it had several dildos attached to a motor. Another robot, gruesome and rusted had an open mouth and some kind of local dried grass added on as hair. Another one looked like it had metal boobs on some spinning device, connected to blue milk.
"Gets lonely out here by myself. Don't judge. This is the way" Kiwi snorted.
This guy is a total freak. The Mandapornian thought to himself. Still he better keep quiet in order to get some help.
"So I'm looking for some 50 year old guy that lives on the planet. Know where I can find him?"
"Oh yeah it's over a couple mountains that way. You'll need to tame one of these wild beasts though to make your way across. Come, follow me."
Kiwi led the Mandapornian to a pen. There was a wild frog beast pacing around.
"There's no way I'm going to be able to ride this thing." The Mandapornian grumbled.
"You need to help it relax. Here let me show you."
Kiwi the vagina faced alien went over to the frog dog and started stroking its meat. "There boy, come on and relax."
"There you go. See it's relaxed now. You can jump on its back. It's hermaphodite so has a penis in the front and a vagina on its back. I have spoken."
The Mandalorian felt a little sick. This crazy bugger has been out in the sand too long alone. Still he needed to get credits and complete his mission. He entered the beast as he straddled it. It buckEd and then threw him off.
Kiwi looks at him and says "Come on you have to keep rhythm. Aren't you a Mandapornian? I heard how your kind used to ride the grand dildodragon. I have spoken."
"Look this thing is really dry." The Mandapornian complained.
Kiwi walked over and stroked the beast's meat. Wetness started filling up the vagina part.
The Mandapornian tried again. "Hey I think it's working now."
"That's good." Kiwi said stroking his own meat.
The Mandapornian frowned. "Ok I'll get going then."
"Can you wait till I finish?" Kiwi asked.
"What the hell man." The Mandapornian said.
Kiwi closed his eyes and stroked his flesh saber between his legs. He groaned as he came, spilling his alien pink cum on the ground.
The Mandapornian held back vomit as he left for his journey.