(Formerly BWL meets IMP) What happens when I.M.P. are hired to take out the family living at Privet Drive? They find a badly neglected young wizard in a cupboard with a new hellish destiny awaiting him…and a new purpose for a loving family of demons. Rated M for Language, and other mentions of sinful depravity.

Harry’s Second Year of Hogwarts is fast approaching. And joining him as teachers are Collin his new cherub friend anc his Dad Blitzo! What happens when students start getting petrified by a mysterious force?

How will Harry turn out being raised by Blitzo and Stolas? Hogwarts better prepare itself for an assassin with style and a vulgarity to match the most hardened auror.

After a successful assassination job, the I.M P are celebrating when they are suddenly violently dragged into Hogwarts. It turns out somebody's been keeping secrets. Somebody wasn't naturally born in Hell. Somebody is not full A blooded imp. Somebody used to be named Harry.

Light is not always good. Dark is not always bad. What does it say, when a demon is kinder than a human? That says a lot. Watch the story of a boy gaining a family and learning blood doesn't always mean family.