Welcoming notes: Surprise! For my birthday today, I decided to write this here Naruto x Redo of Healer plot bunny, where Naruto and an interesting companion goes to the world of Redo of Healer to give the Heroes their just desserts, and bang some girls, har har har.
As far as I know, this is the first Naruto x Redo of Healer, but if there's another, please point me to the first ever Naruto x Redo of Healer story.
Naruto will be paired with the main Redo of Healer girls, with possible crossover girls depending; while his ally will have his own set of girls to have fun with.
Special thanks as usual to my beta-writer NSG, who gave me a character to use.
Please enjoy Hero Hunters: Uzumaki and Germain
[In Another World]
Keyaru, the Hero of Healing, gazed down at the jewel in his hand with a look of triumph on his face. It was the Philosopher's Stone, retrieved from the now deceased Demon Lord he'd killed singlehandedly with his Healing skills. It had taken a lot of patience, years of siphoning techniques from those he healed, but he'd successfully got one over his fellow comrades- er, his primary tormentors. But now, they were all dead, evidenced by their Holy Armaments returning to their base orb forms.
Not that he would shed a single tear for them. The Sword Hero, Blade, had physically assaulted him; the Gun Hero, Bullet, sodomized him on the daily, and Flare drugged and sexually tortured him- Suddenly, the sound of clapping snapped him out of his musing, and Keyaru turned to see said pinkette still alive and unharmed, leaving her flowing pink hair as luxurious as ever, her green eyes and creamy, voluptuous figure in pristine condition without so much as a bruise.
"You did well, Healing Hero Keyaru. Father- I mean, the King, will be pleased," the Hero of Magic, Flare Arlgrande Jioral, praised him.
Keyaru scowled at her, before spotting an empty clear bottle near the other heroes' corpses. "I see. So you stashed away an elixir for yourself," he murmured in annoyance, 'You really are rotten to the core…'
It was to be expected. As a royal Princess of the Jioral Kingdom, Flare Arlgrande Jioral had a major superiority complex and cared for no one but herself, not even her fellow comrades that shared her interests.
"You finally regained your senses! Good, I've been worried about you!" she said with false cheerfulness.
"You…don't tell me you don't remember what you and the others did to me," he replied coolly.
"It's true that Bullet and Blade went too far, but that's fine, since they're dead now," she said casually, gesturing to their mutilated corpses. "Besides, it was for your sake. The jewel has been cursed by the Demon Lord and is therefore dangerous. As a Hero with the appropriate skills, I will take care of it." Flare said with a smile and held out her hand.
Keyaru narrowed his eyes at her before looking back at the jewel in his hand. "...The Philosopher's Stone," he said, making her flinch. "You've been killing demons for this, right? The ultimate artifact that can tremendously increase one's magical power."
"Oh my, I see you know about it," Flare said in surprise, "To think something with a name like that was attached to the heart of the Demon Lord-"
"Yeah, I know quite a bit. I know that you lot were going to use an Incarnation on the Philosopher's Stone, and make the absurd delusion of world domination into a reality…" Keyaru cut across her.
Even while drugged, he still had his memories while being tortured and abused. Blade and Bullet had no problem confessing while reveling in their power over the drugged healer. That and there had been whispers about it among the Princesses' most trusted soldiers.
"W-what are you talking about?" Flare asked with a hint of nervousness. 'How did he know?! Don't tell me one of these idiots blabbed!'
"With this Philosopher's Stone, I can invoke magic akin to a God…" Keyaru said as he turned to face Flare, who was now pointing her staff at him. "I'm going to use this power to Heal. There's something that must be cured, no matter what," he said, raising the jewel with his Mark of the Hero glowing on his hand. "And something I need to get back, at all cost."
"Huh?! Something to cure and get back? What are you talking about?!" Flare demanded while getting agitated. "Wait, don't tell me…"
Keyaru smirked with an air of confidence. "Simple. I'm going to heal this corrupt, rotten world and go back to my life four years before I met you."
Flare barked at that. "HUH?! Time reversal?! C-Can you even do that- no, it's not possible! Even if you could, you would lose all of your memories! You would have the same life over again!" she noted with an arrogant smirk. "As my obedient little puppy!"
"...Even if it all disappears, I will never forget this pain." Keyaru shot back as he clutched his chest. "The despair of losing myself…the anguish! All of it carved away at my very soul! Even if time is rewound and I lose my memories, my hatred will never disappear!"
That wiped the smile off Flare's face as she gritted her anger in anger. "You're…really going to do it?"
"See ya, Princess Flare!" Keyaru said and raised the Philosopher's Stone over his head, relishing the rage on Flare's face. "When we meet again when I redo this life, I'll make sure to take everything from you!"
"DON'T YOU DARE, YOU FILTHY MUTT!" Flare screamed, losing all composure and prepared to cast a high spell.
"I can't wait to hear how you'll address me when I redo this world!" Keyaru laughed and channeled his power into the Philosopher's Stone. "HEAL!"
Just as Flare was about to cast Star Fall, a rank 5 magic spell that would form a miniature sun and incinerate the fool, the Heal spell enhanced by the Philosopher's Stone shot a beam of light towards the sky. The pillar then quickly expanded and engulfed Keyaru, Flare, and the whole world in a brilliant display of magic, reverting the world to four years prior…
But in the Realm of the Gods…
"Sorry, Hero of Healing, but I have different plans to deal with those treacherous heroes…"
Chapter 01: Isekai Mission
[Konoha, The Land of Fire]
"Slurpppppppp…ah! Nothing like ramen to start the day!"
The blond-haired, eye-eyed, orange and black-wearing hero of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uzumaki Naruto, was at his favorite hotspot, Ichiraku Ramen. It's been two years since the war, and Naruto is now 19-years-old and a Jonin, with most of the missions he undertakes being dedicated to keeping the peace around the Elemental Nations and helping with the push back of the Western Land's attempted expansion.
"Here ya go, Tenchu-san!" Naruto said, paying favorite ramen chef.
Tenchu chuckled. "Naruto, you overpaid again."
"That's fine. Put it on my tab!"
"That's for bars you know, but as usual I'll keep it in case you forget to pay."
"You're the best!"
Waving to him, the blonde ninja took to the streets. "It's a good day for a walk," he said and stretched. "I wonder if Tsuna-chan has any missions for me? Hopefully, it's something big so I can finally let loose!"
Due to the War, Naruto had become the most powerful ninja in the Elemental Countries. Hell, he might as well not be considered a ninja due to the power he held, as his powers now lacked subtlety. In the war, Naruto attempted to use a large-scale Uzumaki-style Fuinjutsu with the Tailed Beast's help to take down Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Madara, and their shared ancestor Ootsutsuki Kaguya. Unfortunately their resistance, coupled with Uchiha Sasuke's interference, caused Naruto to exert more power into his jutsu and accidentally overpower his sealing.
As a result, Naruto drained Madara and the Juubi of their immense power, acquired Obito's Kamui ability, and successfully sealed Kaguya and the Tailed Beasts within himself. He also had the Byaku Rinne-Sharingan, the combination of the Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan in his eyes, which he had to use a seal to turn it on and off. The latter chose to do so, as the blonde was the one their father, the Sage of Six-Paths, chose. Of course, Sasuke tried to take Naruto's new powers for himself, in order to kill the Five Kages, but got curbstomped for his efforts. After defeating Sasuke and taking his Moon Mark, Naruto freed everyone from the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
While Naruto was hailed as a hero, his powers and actions forfeited his right to become Hokage, but he didn't mind. He'd already got the recognition he wanted after Pain's assault on Konoha, so there was no need for him to become Hokage. He already had everything he wanted and everything he needed.
"Naruto-kun!"
At the crossroads, Naruto looked over to the side to see Hyuga Hinata and Hibana, twin Konoha kunoichi who were the first of one of his many lovers. He smiled as Hinata caught up to him and hugged his arms between her huge breasts. Hinata returned the smile as she matched his stride, intertwining her hands in his. Hibana pouted and glided his other arm around her.
"Hey Hinata-chan, Hibana-chan!" Naruto greeted and pecked their cheeks with kisses. "How was the mission?"
"Uneventful, except for a few bandits that tried to kidnap the Fire Daimyo's wife. They were your average, run-of-the-mill idiots, so we dispatched them quickly." Hibana replied haughtily. "How was Koyuki-san?"
"Same as always, and she's missing me terribly. She couldn't get enough of me during the filming of the Icha Icha Movie. I think you and the others will enjoy it. It'll have to be a private screening." Naruto said with a wink.
Hinata purred. "I can hardly wait-"
"NII-SAN! ONEE-CHAN!"
The three lovebirds looked up to see Hinata's sister, Hyuga Hanabi, flying towards them; more specifically towards Naruto.
"Hello, Hanabi-chan!" Naruto called out to her, keeping his footing as she latched onto him. "What do I tell you about doing that?!"
Not that he could complain, as he materialized a chakra arm and wrapped it around her, the hand squeezing her doughy bubble butt.
"Aw, let me have fun, nii-san," Hanabi whined, even as she wiggled her ass against his groping. "Hmm, you're so strong~" she cooed as Naruto held her aloft easily.
"Hanabi, we're out in the open!" Hinata lightly scolded her with a blush; their antics were drawing looks from those walking past them.
"Hinata, we all know you would do the same thing," Naruto drawled while Hanabi aimed a sour raspberry at her. "Hanabi-chan, be nice."
"Hmph! So where are we going?" Hanabi asked coyly while poking at his cheek.
"I was going to see Tsuna-chan," Naruto said as the Hokage Manor came into view. "I'm bored and want to do missions, dattebayo."
"Bored? Then why don't we go back to our place? I'm sure there are some…recreational activities we could do?" Hinata suggested, a seductive smirk crossing her fine features.
"Then you better hope there's nothing for me." Naruto chuckled as they entered the manor. "Training and sex can only get me so far in life, not that I'm complaining."
"Speaking of sex," Hanabi said coyly, "It's just been confirmed that Sakura is pregnant."
"What?! How?" Hibana demanded, sharing her twin sister's shock.
"Sakura went over Tsunade-sama's head and managed to appeal to the Fire Daimyo, who didn't want the Uchiha clan to die out. She was approved to sleep with Sasuke in his cell in Konoha Correctional." Hanabi revealed and giggled. "According to Anko-san, the Uchiha lasted, and I'm not joking, two-and-a-half minutes."
Naruto chortled while Hibana doubled over with laughter. "Damn, that's sorry. I hope Sakura enjoyed those two-and-a-half minutes because I bet that's as much sex as she'll get in a lifetime, especially with a prick that used a genjutsu that made her think she was stabbed with a Chidori."
"And she had the nerve to ask me more about sex with Naruto-kun," Hinata noted with a chilly aura.
"Don't tease her too much, girls," Naruto advised the Hyuga girls until they gave him deadpan stares. "Okay fine, a lot then."
Hibana laughed. "Ino has that covered. Trust me."
They entered Tsunade's office, where Shizune was trying to tug a bottle of sake away from her Master. They were also being watched by an otherworldly young woman who was looking amused. She had long black hair with a pale shade of skin, and wore transparent robes with her nipples covered with pasties and crotch covered with a paper seal.
"Ah, Naruto-boya~" she greeted him cheerfully.
"Hi, Shini~" Naruto grumbled while the Hyuga girls gazed at her warily. "What did you do to have Tsuna-chan dive into her secret stash?"
"Nothing. I was just directly submitting a mission for you." Shini said and awkwardly scratched her cheek. "I'm in a bit of a bind."
"She wants to send you to another world!" Shizune said before finally grabbing the bottle, but the force of her tug sent her into the nearby sofa. "And the ideas of different worlds outside our own is breaking her!"
"I'm…fine… I just need one bottle." Tsunade moaned out before slapping her cheeks, Naruto enjoying the jiggling that followed from her breasts. "Still, you never told me why during your explanation! And why Naruto? And don't say that it's because he's your because of your Reaper Death Seal on him!"
"That was my dad, who's on vacation, and since I'm in charge of the realm of the dead until he gets back. He owed a favor to a goddess in another world, and now that goddess is cashing in on that favor." Shini explained and pointed at Naruto, who was still being held by Hinata, Hibana, and Hanabi. "And I need him because he's more of a hero than the others he'll be dealing with."
Naruto hummed. "Now that sounds interesting. Go ahead, shoot."
"Uzumaki Naruto, the second Sage of Six-Paths, this goddess comes from an…uh…interesting world where their Heroes are bound by fate to defeat or protect the Demon Lord, to keep the peace. Supposedly the Heroes are chosen by the gods, but that's a load of bull. Because of that, unsavory individuals are chosen to be these 'Heroes.' The problem is that a few of them have…strayed from the path, and are using their power and influence to terrorize civilians. And if they get the Philosopher's Stone, everything will go to hell in a hand-basket. However, the Hero of Healing used his power to defeat the Demon Lord and retrieve the Philosopher's Stone from her body to turn back time to four years before he met the heroes that used him as a slave."
Naruto stared at her. "Um, that's…quite something. So do you need me to help this guy or something?"
Shini shook her head. "No. It's because of the time rewind that the goddess was able to interfere and hold onto the Healing Hero powers for someone else. And I'm nominating you, Naruto, to be the new Hero of Healing for that world." she said, holding out a green orb of energy that floated in her palm.
"Me, becoming the new Hero of Healing, huh? So what, you want me to set these rogue heroes straight or something?"
"No. If they are found wanting, you may deal with them however you see fit. That is the mission." Shini answered with narrowed eyes. "This power also comes with the previous Healing Hero's memories."
"...Girls, what do you think?" Naruto inquired to the others.
"I think this is insane," Tsunade said flatly, sneaking another bottle.
"If these heroes are abusing their powers, then they have to be stopped," Hinata said urgently. "I know you can do it!"
"What she said. Show them what a real hero is like!" Hibana said and clapped him on his back.
"As a plus, you can bring back a girl or two as our pets!" Hanabi said gleefully, making everyone sweatdrop.
"Hmm, can I?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
Shini shrugged. "I'm sure that goddess doesn't mind. Less paperwork for her, I guess, since the Magic, Sword, and Gun Heroes are her and the others Gods' only headaches. Any other questions before you accept, hopefully."
"How bad are the heroes?" Shizune questioned with a frown.
"They make Orochimaru look like a saint," Shini answered to the shock of everyone.
"Hmm. Can I bring anyone with me to help?" Naruto requested.
"Hopefully not a group. One is preferable." Shini drawled but was starting to get impatient, evidenced by the increased tapping of her foot. "Well?"
"Fine, I'll do it," Naruto said and reached out his hand. "I accept this mission, only because of what I am, missions are in short supply."
"Good." Shini sighed in relief. "Here are the Hero of Healing's powers, and the memories that come with them."
The magic orb shot into Naruto, who stepped back and held his head. The girls looked at him with worry as he growled, looking as if he got one hell of a migraine. Suddenly, he started to mutter swears and curses before opening his eyes, looking furious with his pupils now slitted.
"I wish you'd started with this first!" he yelled, before heading to the window.
"Wait, where are you going?" Hinata asked worryingly. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, Hinata-chan. I just need to get the heavy flamer," he growled out as he opened the window. "And get a certain conman who'll be perfect for this job."
"You mean…him?" Tsunade asked, with Naruto nodding. "I don't recommend that but…Fine then. I'll contact Anko. He'll be ready for you to retrieve when you get there."
"Thank you, Tsuna-chan," Naruto said gratefully and leapt out the window.
"What did he see?!" Hibana demanded, getting in Shini's face. "What did those heroes do?!"
Shini just stared solemnly at her. "Put him in a place worse than hell. And with Naruto's help, that hero system will be reformed."
[Konoha Correctional]
After making a quick stop to his apartment to grab the essentials, Naruto landed in front of the jailhouse and pushed the doors open. He looked around until he spotted the sexy Mitarashi Anko, who cheerfully waved at him. "Hey, hot stuff!"
"Yo, Anko-chan!"
The blonde then noticed the young man she was holding by the scruff of his clothing, and narrowed his eyes.
"So, we finally meet, Sherumein…" he uttered darkly.
The man glanced up and gave a wry smile. He was definitely a foreigner, just going by his manner of dress; a red tailcoat and brown pants. His sharp-eyed face bore a small, dark beard, his eyes glinting with a mysterious light, even if his smile just screamed 'untrustworthy.' "Ah, you must be the famous Uzumaki-san! This, er, charming young lady was just telling me about you. Ah, but if you please, it's pronounced 'Germain.' Lucas Saint Germain, at your service for…whatever it is you're letting me out of that abysmal jail for!"
"Consider yourself lucky that I require your services for the latest mission I'm undertaking from the daughter of the Shinigami. Don't ask." Naruto said as he folded his arms. "Hell, I feel that you're the only man for the job, dattebayo."
The man blinked. "My services, you say? And the daughter of…?" He gave a laugh. "Well now, it appears that someone is indeed desperate!"
And then, suddenly, he was at Naruto's side, arm slung casually over his shoulder, and Anko was holding an empty coat. "I'd like to hear a bit more about this," he said, a sudden edge behind his cheeriness.
Naruto scowled as Anko looked around in panic. "Nice try, buddy," he said, mentally dispelling the genjutsu over his eyes to reveal his permanently active Rinne-Sharingan. "Can it with your genjutsu or whatever that is so I can get to the damn point. I'm still not happy about how you embarrassed my cousin Karin and caused her to nearly relapse into going after Sasuke again."
Sighing, the man next to Naruto vanished, and suddenly the coat in Anko's hand was occupied once more. "Yes yes, terribly sorry. It's not like anyone warned me that she would react in such a manner. And really, does that warrant half a year in prison? Next to that Uchiha fellow of all people? I swear it's like talking to a lump of coal, only more miserable."
"Oh, you poor guy. How about not steal from the library's forbidden section that led to today's clan secrets, among other things, but that's neither here nor there," Naruto stated before restoring his eyes and strode over to him, even as he grumbled irritably. "As the Hero of the Fourth Ninja War, I hold a lot of sway, and if you help me with this mission, I can get your remaining prison sentence waived, just as long as you behave and help me out from beginning to end."
Saint-Germain glanced significantly at Anko, who gave an unfriendly leer right back. "Well, I suppose I've not got a leg to stand on. I agree to your terms."
"Are you sure about this?" Anko asked with a look of concern towards Naruto.
"Well what the bloody hell else am I gonna do, go back to jail?"
"Not you!" she snapped at the other man.
Naruto sweatdropped and grumbled. "To be honest, the amount of prison time he got was a bit of an overreaction, but yeah, I'm sure. I could bring Hinata or Hibana, but I doubt their father would allow it. He really doesn't want us to have kids until we're married for real."
Anko chuckled. "Yeah, their old man is a real stick in the mud. Okay then, I trust you. But don't let this one stab you in the back." She finally let Lucas go. He merely straightened his jacket and swaggered over to stand beside the younger man.
"I think you have me mistaken for someone who's suicidal, my good woman," scoffed Lucas, "Even if I succeeded, I'd be a dead man."
"Of course not. I'll be gone for a while, so no torturing the other girls," Naruto instructed her, receiving a wet raspberry in return. "And by the way, did Sasuke really last two-and-a-half minutes?"
Anko sniggered. "I barely finished a stick of dango when he nutted into the bubblegum bitch, and she was getting into it. Even better, he let out a whimper."
Naruto cringed. "Oof."
"Why wasn't there a second round between them?" Lucas inquired.
"Because Haruno was promised one shot," Anko said and laughed. "And she can't come back for more!"
'Poor girl…' the two boys thought.
[Hokage's Office]
Shini went over the mission details again, all while the Hyuga sisters were discreetly giving Saint Germain death glares. They too have been fooled by the conmen that resulted in their undergarments stolen as a distraction. The desire to Jyuken the man to the hospital was all too apparent from the twitching of their figures, but they were distracted by Naruto telling them what he saw in the memories of the previous Healing Hero.
"I hope you fucking kill them all," Hibana suggested coldly. "Every single one of them."
"Or, and hear me out, we take some of them as servants for our new family, just to use them as stress relief," Hanabi suggested with a murderous grin.
Hinata frowned. "Are you sure you want to take the conman instead of us?"
"I'm sure. I won't feel bad should this Saint here work his magic on those assholes." Naruto said as Shini finished explaining things to said Saint.
"And that's basically it." Shini drawled while drinking a stolen sake bottle that had Shizune holding Tsunade back from throttling Death's daughter. "Now do you have any questions? And make it fast."
"...What sort of abilities are these Heroes granted?" asked the man, "I assume that their titles carry with them a significant amount of metaphysical weight. What happens when one of them dies? Does the title pass on to someone else?"
"Let's see here," Shini muttered as she read through a book. "They can use a Holy Armament when they find it, and it usually turns into a weapon befitting their hero title. And if they die, it usually takes an average of two years for a replacement to be chosen. When someone compatible is found, they'll have to undergo the Trial of the Hero. The expectation here is Naruto, who already had a bit of a trial called the Fourth Great Ninja War, and it's an emergency."
"I see...so the Armament doesn't just come to them, they have to find it." Slowly, carefully, he drew a small stiletto from his sleeve and held it up. "Would this be comparable to one?"
"A switchblade?" Hanabi wondered while feeling unnerved.
"No, stiletto knife," Naruto noted as he narrowed his eyes at the blade. 'That weird. There was no weapon in the reports about his antics here…'
"Hmm…" Shini stopped two meters from Lucas and examined at. "Interesting properties for a simple-looking weapon…I'd say, more or less. Cold Truth, isn't it? What, are you trying to become some kind of hero like in the world I'm sending you and Naruto?"
Saint Germain gave a theatrical shrug, spinning the stiletto on one finger. "Well, from what you've told us, being a hero is a bit of a subjective matter in terms of deeds. There need only be ten at a time, correct? Why not simply fool the system with a...placeholder? A title that has no power, yet is given power by its own falsity. In the meantime, I will do as I do best, and make truth and lies into one."
Naruto looked baffled at that declaration but shrugged. "That's fine then. Do as you do as long as it helps with the mission. Just know that we're not staying long in that world. Once we deal with the troublesome elements, we're out."
Shini nodded. "Very well...Lucas Saint-Germain, I nominate you as the Hero of...erm, the Hero of Truth and Lies."
Lucas frowned in thought. "Hm...perhaps just the Hero of Lies."
"That title won't do you any favors here or there, but I'm trusting you to watch Naruto's back. But rest assured that if I found that you're responsible for anything that happens to my godson-" Tsunade started to threaten him as the Hyuga girls activated their Byakugan.
"I'll cut em' off," Hinata said darkly.
"Rip 'em off." Hanabi sneered.
"Smash them to bits," Hibana finished, cracking her knuckles.
"Easy, girls," Naruto chided them with a comforting look. "As I said, I'll be fine, so please stop terrorizing my new ally, no matter how much he deserves it."
Saint Germain shrugged, seemingly unruffled. "I've heard worse, honestly."
"All night, I trust you on this, Naruto, Just get this mission done quickly," Tsunade said with a glance at Shini. "I might not be able to pacify the other girls who're trying to marry you to revive the clan."
Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "If the likes of Shion-chan come calling because of her ticking baby-clock, tell them I'll be back no less than three months, max."
"You better hope mine don't go nuts…" Hibana muttered with a pouty face.
"Oh don't worry. I have ways of keeping it…sated." Hanabi assured him with a lick of her lips.
Everyone, some of the kunoichi within Konoha shivered, a feeling of doom hovering above them.
Hinata smiled. "Just stay safe, alright? We'll be waiting."
The gentle Hyuga gave Naruto a deep kiss, pressing her hefty breasts against him. She was followed by Hibana, who kissed him furiously, forcing him to the ground. Finally, Hanabi struck by pushing Hibana off and gave him a sensual kiss with tongue, until her elder twin sisters pulled her off.
"At least I have something to come back to because I'm going to get you back for that, you little minx," he growled playfully as Tsunade came over and helped him up; not before pecking him on the forehead with a kiss.
"If you've finished dry-humping each other, it's time to start," Shini drawled and summoned a magic circle in the room. "Naruto, when you get there, the Spirit of the Stars will grant you access to a special ability. I advise getting the Jade Eye, the eye that sees through everything."
"Duly noted." Naruto nodded before stealing a kiss on Tsunade's lip, causing her to fume as he gestured to Saint Germain. "C'mon, Mister Hero of Lies. The sooner we deal with these so-called heroes, the sooner we can get back and you'll be out of our hair."
"Oh, I don't know about that…" Saint Germain replied vaguely as they stepped into the magic circle. "I might want to stick around depending on what happens. Maybe you could use another friend?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Only if you don't stab me in the back, buddy."
"Once again, I'm neither suicidal, nor stupid."
"Keh, call it paranoia due to your first impressions in the village, dattebayo."
"Eh, if you two are finished jaw-jacking each other, I'm sending you off. Just don't try to kill each other when you get there." Shini deadpanned as she activated the circle and looked at Naruto. "You know how to contact me once you're done."
"Yeah, yeah, Reaper Death Seal Summoning," Naruto replied. "Let's just get this show on the road."
"You stay safe, and don't you dare die on us!" Tsunade told him sternly, yet playfully.
"Come on, Tsuna-chan, it's me!" Naruto declared with a foxy smile. "Those damn heroes have nothing on me!"
"Transporting now," Shini said and made a hand seal. "Good luck, boys!"
In a flash of light, Naruto and Saint Germain were gone.
[The Other World]
In the middle of a forest, a magic circle appeared near a lake. In the next moment, Naruto and Saint Germain appeared and stepped out of it, with the magic circle disappearing behind them.
"This is…" Naruto muttered as he looked around. "This is where the kid got the Jade Eye," he said and stepped towards the lake. "Which means…"
Right on cue, a green pillar of light shot down from the sky. From the light descended a fair-skinned, blonde young woman with green eyes with emerald fairy wings and a skimpy outfit that left her practically naked. She landed in the middle of the lake, her eyes on Naruto as she drew closer, with Saint Germain whistling.
"I am the Spirit of the Stars. I have been informed of the situation, so I shall offer the same choices as the Hero from the previous timeline. What do you desire, O Child of Humans?
The arms to crush everything?
The limbs that ride the wind?
The ears that hear all?
The eye that sees the secrets of this world?
Which do you desire, Hero of Healing?"
"I already have all but one. Grant me the Jade Eye, Spirit of the Stars." Naruto requested respectfully.
The spirit smiled as she floated around her fellow blonde. "In that case, I wish you well on your mission…" she said before cupping Naruto's cheeks and kissing him directly on his left eye. Naruto's eye widened as his left pupil turned green with a fiery aura around it.
"The eye of truth is the proof of our contract," she said and floated backward. "May it serve you well, new Hero of Healing," she said. before looking at Saint Germain curiously. "As for you, O Hero of Lies…how peculiar. Your existence is quite the anomaly. However, that is not my concern. I shall offer you the same choices as your fellow Hero. Which do you desire, Hero of Lies?"
"I will take the eye as well," replied Lucas, giving a wry smile, "I hope you're not too put out at having to give away the same power twice, but seeing the secrets of the world is my entire raison d'etre."
"Very well," the Spirit murmured before cupping his face and kissing him on his right eye, making his pupil glow green with a fiery aura around it. "Our contract is sealed as well. Good luck to the both of you, O new Heroes of this world."
With that, the Spirit of the Stars slowly faded from their sight, her voice echoing through the forest.
"Well, that certainly happened, didn't it? So what's our plan of action, O fearless leader?" Lucas inquired. "Do we go to the Kingdom, or…?"
"Not just yet," Naruto replied as he began drawing seals on his right wrist with a finger dipped in ink. "We'll be spending the month getting our bearings around Jioral Kingdom. The Hero of Magic has a skill that can detect heroes, so I'm using a seal here to block out the signal. I could put a seal on you, but since your title as the Hero of Lies is unofficial here, I don't think you have to worry about that."
The man hummed, eyeing him for a moment. "...Yes, that does seem like it'd be for the best. The more informed I am, the better I can make my illusions in order to fool people."
"Well if anyone deserves your illusions, it's these sick fucks we're going to deal with: the Heroes of Magic, Sword, and Gun who are stationed in Jioral Kingdom. And while we map out the world, we'll also check out the other Heroes and see where they stand." Naruto said and opened a scroll that SHini gave him. "Axe, Spear, Rifle, Dagger, Gauntlet, and Shield. If we're lucky enough that they're decent human beings, we can recruit them into our party."
"Oh, and here I thought it was just going to be the two of us," Lucas mused with a nudge, "But, hope springs eternal, I suppose."
Naruto snorted at that. "If we have other Heroes on the team, we get an experience boost," he elaborated, drawing a confused glance from Lucas, "This world…has a system that's kind of like an RPG video game. It's pretty weird, but that's how it is. And according to this here scroll, the Jade Eye we got will allow us to see our stats in a reflection…"
Naruto leaned over the lake and activated his Jade Eye. His eyes widened upon seeing his stats. "Looks like we get a new player bonus, dattebayo!"
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Race: Human
Class: Ninja, Healer
Level: 50
Level Cap: Unknown
-Status
Attack: 200
Magic Attack: 300
Defense: 400
Magic Defense: 300
Speed: Immeasurable
"I got some big numbers here, but with my new Healing abilities, I can easily gain and steal experience, as well as switch these numbers around. No limit on my level cap either," Naruto said and sweatdropped. "And they got all my jutsu and skills here too. I got so many that I have mentally scrolled down." he turned his Jade Eye to Lucas, who was gazing at the lake with his own Jade Eye. "What about you, Saint?"
Name: Lucas-Saint Germain
Race: Human
Class: Truthseeker
Level: 50
Level Cap: 60
-Status
Attack: 75
Magic Attack: 450
Defense: 50
Magic Defense: 500
Speed: 150
"Hmm, not bad." Naruto praised him. "Now you get to pull your weight. Just don't pull an illusion with your stats with me."
"Heh, no promises," Lucas said, waving him off. "You'll never know if I'll have to fool you to fool the enemy. But don't you ever forget that we're on the same side, Uzumaki Naruto."
Naruto nodded and gestured for him to follow him. "Likewise, Lucas Saint Germain. Now let's go. I can barely wait to play a game with those damn heroes and that asshole of a King."
The two took off into the forest to find the nearest.
"By the way, how many girls are you bringing back?" Lucas asked in an attempt to lighten the mood.
Naruto smirked. "As many as it takes to make my girls happy, dattebayo."
All around the new world, many a girl sneezed as her ovaries tingled, causing them to blush afterward.
"Of course you would…" Kaguya drawled from inside him. "Pervert…"
End of Chapter 01
A month has passed since the arrival of the new Hero of Healer, who disappeared off the map with his companion. When Flare finds them, she sees Naruto and his friend with new companions, with some who are also heroes. What Flare believes is a jackpot is actually the beginning to the end of her and her father's ambitions. After all…
Naruto wants to play a game.
Next time - Chapter 02: Meet the Heroes
The next two chapters are already imagined in my head, and there will be lemons. Also, the ending of this story is already set in stone.
Since I binged all the SAW movies, expect Naruto to be playing those games with the three Heroes since they really deserve it. Flare's trap/game is already set, with Blade and Bullet's games still in production. Others will get their own games as well, like Hawkeye and his daughter for example.
From my research into the Heroes, the known heroes are Healer, Magic, Sword, Gun, Axe, Spear, Rifle, and Dagger. Gauntlet and Shield are original since I couldn't find information about the other heroes. However, aside from Healer, Magic, Sword, and Gun for obvious reasons, the other heroes will be different individuals. The new Rifle Hero has already been decided, with the rest to be decided.
I look forward to Naruto having an ally that he cautiously trusts while they have the same goal.
Lucas Saint Germain is loosely based on Saint Germain from the Castlevania Netflix series, but he is NOT the same person in the slightest. For one thing, he doesn't have a long-lost woman to simp and kill people over.
If anyone can point me in the direction where there's more information about what happens past the anime and manga Redo of Healer, that would be great~
Once again, there will be lemons. I promise.
And finally, Sasuke and Sakura's romp lasted as long as their first date in canon, 2 ½ minutes.
Released: Wednesday, June 30, 2021