Soul: Hello all. Here's a short 'promotional' teaser one-shot smut promoting the full smut oneshot posted on Hentai-Foundry and AO3 last month. Links in my profile.
WARNING: It is based on Asanagi's 'I Will Not Lose' H-doujin. It's the reason the oneshot is not on due to the source material's…spicy topic due to today's world.
Now then, I shall go back to sticking to my plan of updating some of my other stories before getting back to Evolution Geass and posting another new story. Oh, and I made a Ko-Fi because I need coffee to operate.
Special thanks to NSG for beta-reading.
And Happy Birthday Naruto (and Naruko) Uzumaki~!
Conquering a Council of Tyranny Episode Zero
[Uzumaki residence, morning]
The alarm rang at 6 in the morning, and one Uzumaki Naruto, third-year at Konohara University, popped up, ready to start the day. Rubbing his eyes and his spiky blond hair, he slid off the edge of the bed, careful not to disturb the other, naked occupants in the bed with him. He went to the bathroom and did his daily tasks, such as washing his face and brushing his teeth before putting on his tracksuit. After going out into the yard and doing 100 sit-ups, pushups, and squats with limb weights on, he went outside his manor to do his daily 100km run.
The wind felt good as he ran through the neighborhood and the nearby cityscape, greeting those that recognized him by his spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, whisker-marks on his cheeks, and tall stature. He waved to them and continued on his trek, as it was a school day at his University and he didn't want to be late. Thankfully, he arrived back at the Uzumaki Manor in time, just as the sun broke through the clouds.
He re-entered the main house and went into the kitchen, where he found his older sister Naruko, who was dressed in nothing but her white sleeveless shirt and black panties, a sight that Naruto was used to. She was a few years older than him, her long hair tied in pigtails, and had the same whisker birthmarks on her cheeks. She saw Naruto come in all sweaty and tossed a towel at him. He caught it, wiped his brow, and accepted a cup of coffee from her.
"Thanks, Nee-san." he murmured, "Ready for your big three month tour?"
"It's going to suck. I still don't know why I agreed to it. But, I gotta make my fans around Japan happy." Naruko grumbled while downing her coffee. "But it'll be worth it in the end since Kaa-chan will be back when I'm done with the damn thing."
"Geez, just get a boyfriend already. That'll get the fanboys off your back." Naruto chuckled with a mock toast. "Or, you know, sleep around. Sure they'll get mad, but they'll still toss money at ya for those pipes."
"Be like you with the one night stands? I rather not. But it would be funny to see the fans tag me on social media to complain, only to find that I don't control them and they don't get to me. Little do they know that I have my own private one in the guise of my own fan," Naruko revealed before letting out a bitch laugh. "Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"
"While they're playing Checkers, you're playing Among Us. Clever." Naruto noted and downed his coffee.
"But that's your battle. You have your own with Uchiha Sasuke and his so-called enlightenment from the West." Naruko reminded him while waving him off. "I mean him, a feminist? His father would disown him in a heartbeat if he wasn't using that ideology for something nefarious."
"If he wasn't being groomed to take over the Uchiha clan, it would be his sister Itsuki, who's more than capable, but she's still sick." Naruto grumbled before checking the time. "School beckons. No castrating anyone, you hear."
Naruko stuck her tongue out. "No promises. And there's some breakfast for your girls." she said, pointing at two breakfast trays. "And by breakfast, I mean real protein."
"And they say girls aren't dirty-minded." Naruto laughed as he grabbed the tray and headed upstairs.
"Ha! That's because they haven't met the real me, dattebana!" Naruko called after him and licked her lips. "And you should take tips from me…"
Naruto entered his room to find the two gyaru girls in his bed awakening, both in the nude as the cover fell off them. One was a fellow blonde in pigtails with lightly tanned skin and orange eyes, and the other had long platinum-blonde hair and violet eyes. While shockingly both still in high school, both girls had thicc, voluptuous bodies with large breasts that made them perfect for the JK business.
That is until they met Naruto months back, and they haven't been the same since.
"Oh, breakfast in bed! I can get used to this." Kirome Saaya cheered as Naruto set the trays in front of them. "But…I could use a bit more…filling…" she murmured, eying Naruto's crotch.
"Easy, Saaya-chan. I got school to get to." he chided her, changing into his casual wear as the girls drooled over his body. "And a Student Council meeting to get to. Apparently Madam President and Sir Duck-butt have a special announcement that'll shake the foundations of the school. It's probably nothing."
"Is it even worth going to college? Sounds like a lot more busy work with no fun attached." Nakamura Misaki mused fiddling with a piece of sausage with a chopstick. "Which is why I'm skipping today. You tired me out so much that I think I can barely walk~"
"So with that said, can we please stay~? We promise to be good!" Saaya whined playfully, clasping his hands together. "And I do need to stream later today, so~…"
Naruto sighed as he blushed his orange shirt. "Yeah, sure. Just behave yourselves while I'm gone, and if you're extra good, I might give you something extra special this weekend. Cool?"
"Hai!" Saaya choursed and popped an egg into her mouth.
"We'll hold down the fort, Naruto-san. You be good and give that dumb old lady in the Council a good whack for us," Misaki requested with a sultry smile.
"Keh, oh I will." Naruto chuckled, hoisting his bag over his shoulder and headed off.
As he passed the front room, he spotted the shrine of the dearly departed, and smiled at the pictures of Namikaze Minato and Jiraiya. "I'm off, Tou-chan, Ero-Sennin."
"Have a good day, Naruto!" Naruko called to him as he exited the front door.
"I'm off!"
[Konohara Academy, late afternoon]
For Naruto, the day went by quickly, and classes were over. Normally, students would go to their homes or the dorms for the day, with a few staying for night classes. For Naruto, who doesn't have night classes, his destination was the Student Council clubroom for the all important meeting.
He went to the main school building, where other students were getting out of class. Most of them greeted Naruto, who was well known due to him being the General Affairs Officer of the Student Council. Out of everyone in the Council, he was the most friendly and sociable to the students, allowing them to bring concerns to the Council that can be resolved in a timely and orderly fashion.
But sadly, it came with the cost of not being well-liked by most of the Council.
"Have fun, Fishcake." said a fellow student with orange hair and eyes, and wearing a dark student.
As well as carrying around a hammer.
"Don't you have a debate to prepare for, Nobara?" Naruto asked dryly as they passed each other.
"Oh please, that sheltered little Nishikinomiya-hime's got nothing on me. I should have the edge since her stupid mother introduced that bill and her family's in the doghouse because of it." Nobara laughed while thumping her chest proudly.
"Only on the internet. Good luck." Naruto said while waving back at her.
Arriving at his destination, Naruto opened the door and stepped inside, ignoring most of the glares aimed his way. It was a regular thing but Naruto didn't mind. It was the price to pay for being the most popular despite having an average job on the Council.
"You're late," the Vice-President, Uchiha Sasuke, the guy with black hair eyes and wearing a suit, shot at him while adjusting his glasses. The blonde snorted and nonchalantly flipped him up, making him bristle. "No respect, as usual."
"Bite me, Vice-Prez. I'm one minute early and I'm sure the meeting is just starting, dattebayo." Naruto retorted while sitting in his seat. "And I'm ready to go to work."
"Doesn't sound like you are!" the mega-busty Head of the Disciplinary Squad, Shiraki Meiko, booming as she slammed her riding crop in front of him. "Apologize to the Vice-President at once!"
"Get some botox first," Naruto drawled back while putting his feet up on the table. "That gray hair of yours is going to match the carpet soon."
"YOU FUCKING MALE-!" she started to shriek.
"C'mon guy, relax! We're on the same side and we all want the same thing," one of the secretaries and Stenographer, Onihimegashima Shion, a blonde with pink eyes chimed in. "The continued prosperity of Konohara!"
"And that's exactly why you were all elected." the President said as she stood up and gaze at them all, with Meiko sat back with a huff.
The Student Council President was Hyuuga Hinata, the school heartthrob and subject of many fantasies, with her long, deep blue hair in a hime-cut, shining lavender eyes, and a busty frame that turned heads, with her modest uniform doing nothing to hide her figure.
The other faceless members of the Student Council nodded their heads in agreement.
"With everyone here, let us begin." Hinata said and took her seat. "I have called this important meeting to let you all know that we are going to start progressing to the changing world's standards, and we at Konohara University will lead the charge into the future."
"Sounds awesome." Naruto concurred with a thumbs-up.
"What will that entail?" Shion inquired with a tilt of her head.
"A great many things in fact, starting with equality for all." Sasuke declared. "Yes, we have effectively ended bullying, but there needs to be more. And once we're done, we will be Ground Zero for progress all throughout Japan."
Naruto nodded. "So where do we start?"
Hinata smiled, happy that Naruto seemed on board. "Sasuke-san and I talked about it, and we agreed that it starts with the elevations of females here at Konohara."
"Interesting." Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'But how can that be achieved?'
[Three months later…]
"If we're done acting half our age," Sasuke stated, bringing out a sheet of paper that was given to him by another member of the Student Council. "Then, the next topic concerns banning all ponytails, due to inducing lust…"
Naruto blinked hard, head reeling back and he sent a baffled look at those around him. Nobody reacted in the slightest, leaving him to feel like the only sane man left in the room.
'...What? The fuck?'
To be continued in Conquering a Council of Tyranny on HF and AO3…
And again, it's based on Asanagi's I Will Not Lose doujin
Released: Sunday, October 10, 2021 (Happy Birthday Naruto and Naruko)