Chapter 18 Hotel in Hell
I don't own Kamen Rider Decade or any of the other worlds in this story.
After Xenovia joined the they're home, she's been trying to see she changed by helping around the house but she still wanted to make a baby with Riku which made Natsumi mad so she had to locker in her room at night since Scanty and Kneesocks added a bathroom for each one, Carmen went to Ranma's world and found a solution to Ranma's problem, she found a old book called the secret arts of Wolf fu, it's the foil to cat fu and it was made to destroy the fear, he's been meditating a lot since he's been trying to find his inner wolf.
Riku was sitting on the table while feeding Gakuto a few cookies, he was enjoying them and Riku said:"Well eat up, you were pretty hungry."
Tsukasa then came and said:"Oi Riku it's time again."
"Oh really, well let me just finish with Gakuto and I'll be there."Riku said.
"Okay, but don't let you mother wait too long."Tsukasa said.
Fastener then came and jumps on the table taking Gakuto cookie making him cry.
"Oi, Fastener get your own food."Riku said.
After Riku finished they went to the door but when he opened it something was strange about it, there was a red energy around it and it made everyone confused, Riku touches it and get shocks bringing his hand back.
"Riku."Natsumi said worried about her son.
"What's wrong with it?"Elizabeth asked.
Tsukasa looks at it and said:"it seems theres a energy around it that changes people, I heard of something like this where a person from another world will be stuck in one and change."
"What, then I'm not allowing Riku to go there."Natsumi said.
"Look theres is a way, Riku just needs to be in his Rider Form while there, the form will protect him and he decides to stay for a while he just needs to contact us after finding a room so that we send someone that can traverse there safely."Tsukasa said.
Scanty and Kneesocks look at it and they touched but didn't get shocked and Scanty said:"looks like were safe."
"Okay so Riku do you still want to go?"Tsukasa asked his son.
Riku thinks about it and then said:"yes."he then takes out his decadriver and puts it on, he takes out his card."henshin."
KAMEN RIDE: DECADE!
Riku transformed into Decade and then gave a hug to his mother and to the girls in his harem, he then goes through the portal and enters the new world, he arrives at the other side and then saw the world was completly red with the city like some chaotic sinful world, it was filled with so many demons that were walking around with hookers, drugs from like drink machines and dead bodies.
"Where am in hell?"Decade said and he then looks to his right to see a sign saying Welcome to hell."oh."he then narrows his eyes.
He then walks around without being seen, he can't let the demons know he's human since that might cause a ruckus, he then sees a tv inside a bar that showing some kinda of news, he watches from a window and he then saw a tall and slim demon girl with long blonde hair and red cheeks, she was presenting a hotel that's for sinners to go to heaven, many were laughing at her idea but he didn't laugh, in fact he saw her views as noble, she reminded him both Elizabeth and Asia and then se started to sing.
(Insert Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow here.)
I have a dream,
I'm here to tell.
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel
Yes it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
(Oooh-ooh-ooh)
Inside of every demon is a rainbow,
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!
We can turn them 'round!
They'll be heaven-bound!
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!
All of you cretins, sluts and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers
Need not fear
Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
There'll be no more fire
And no more screams,
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams,
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeeee~!
So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouths that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!
You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!
He was touched by her song, he thought it was wonderful while the demons laughed he wanted to meet her, he heard her name was Charlie from the news, he then hears an explosion snapping him out of his thoughts and he then decides to check it out, he arrives at the scene to see a girl with one eye throwing bombs with a white guy with multiple arms with a machine gun, they were fighting a army of eggs in suits along wiht a cobra looking guy in a suit like a mob guy.
"Okay this place is weird."Decade said.
He then sees a egg coming towards him and he then punches him away, the two parties were getting close and then they saw the egg passing by them in the middle, they look to the right and saw Decade.
"Well now I'm known by you guys?"Decade said with a sigh.
"Who's this guy?"Angel dust said confused.
"So what do we have here, another wannabe trying to take over this part, well too bad."Sir Pentious said and then takes out a rocket launcher shooting it at Decade.
Decade then shoot it in the mid air with his ridebooker making it explode, they got surprised and he then kicks Sir Pentious away to the other side of the city.
"Boss."the eggs said and they went after him.
"Well that's was interesting, but sorry you snooze you lose."Cherri bomb said and she throws a bomb at him, Decade then jumps over it and lands behind her, she turns around but gets punched in the face sending her away to a wall, she gets out and spits to the floor."that's what you want to play bitch?"
"Let me:"Angel dust then shoots him with the tommy gun but the bullets bounced off him, he got shocked since the bullets then fall to the ground.
"Is that it?"Decade said.
"Oh you think your hot shit, well let's get him."Cherri Bomb said and they charge at Decade. Decade then starts to dodged they're attacks, dodges they're fists while Cherri Bomb was throwing explosives, then a camera crew came and saw the battle while filming it.
Charlie was now fighting the news anchor Katie Killjoy in a fist fight, they then saw the tv show the battle with Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust against Decade and they stopped.
"What, what's he doing?"Vaggie said angry at Angel dust.
Decade them jumps over Angel Dust and takes out and card and inserts it on the driver.
ATTACK RIDE: ILLUSION!
He then made a clone shocking them along with everyone that was watching.
"Well, now that can make for some fun."Angel Dust said with a smile.
"Yeah right I don't swing that way."Decade said and both insert cards on the drivers.
KAMEN RIDE: KIVA!
KAMEN RIDE: HIBIKI!
Then both Decades turned into Kiva and Hibiki shocking everyone again, Kiva then fought Angel dust making him dodge a few punches but then he kicks him with his right leg and then sends him to the other side with anothe kick.
Charlie then throws Katie away and looks at the screen seeing Decade, Hibiki then fighting Cherri Bomb, he was now punching her multiple times and then shit jumps at his arm to bite it, Hibiki then inserts a card on the driver.
ATTACK RIDE: ONIBI!
He then spits fire from his mouth sending her away, she then gets up angry and takes out a big bomb and light it up."take this."she then throws it but he then kicks it back at her making her stunned and it explodes it her face, she then gets sent away crashing through the ground, Kiva vanishes and Hibiki turns back to Decade, he then walks towards her and she opens her eyes to look at him.
"It was a interesting, but I win."Decade said.
Angel Dust gets up and looks at him."who are you?"
"I'm just a passing-through Kamen Rider. Remember that!"Decade said to him.
"A what now?"Angel Dust said confused.
Decade feels a wait on his leg and sees Cherri Bomb hugging him."whoa, what the hell."
"Hey uh Cherri why are you pole dancing on his leg?"Angel Dust asked.
"That was so hot, so wanna bang."Cherri Bomb said while looking at Decade.
"How about this, get off me."Decade said trying to shake her off, he then kicks her away and then runs away.
"Well she scared a way a man she likes."Angel Dust said and then a limo came and the back door opened to reveal Charlie and Vaggie.
"Get in here."Vaggie ordered.
"Okay."Angel Dust said and he gets in on the other sidd of the seats.
"Say where did that guy went?"Charlie asked.
"Who Pinky, he went that way."Angel Dust pointing and hey drove to that direction.
Decade was hidding behind a building and he then looks around:"that women was crazy, I know this is hell but seriosly she get's excited from just getting beat up, she's worse then Akeno."
He sees the limo and it then stops. the door opened to reveal Charlie and he got surprised."hi, you would you like a ride?"
"Sure."Decade then gets in, he goes to sit on a seat in between the girls and Angel Dust, they then drive and he looks between both groups with Charlie smiling at him while Vaggie was giving both him and Angel Dust a glare while Angel Dust was playing with the window."so why did you help me out?"
"Well you kinda did stop Angel Dust from making any more damage."Charlie said.
"Oh yeah, isn't it because you got interested seeing him."Angel Dust said.
"Will you shut up, ypou laready ruin the hotels reputatio with that you did."Vaggie said.
"So, what's your name?"Chalie asked Decade.
"Uh Decade."Decade said.
"Really, are you some kinda of show off."Vaggie said.
"Not really, I didn't want the attention."Decade said.
"So how did you do that?"Charlie asked.
"Do what?"Decade said.
"You know, the whole cloning and changing form like the ones you took."Charlie said.
"Oh, that, well you might not believe it."Decade said.
"Just tell us."Vaggie said.
"Okay why so angry against me?"Decade asked.
"She doesn't like men, plus she's jealous her girlfriend got interested in meeting you."Angel Dust said and that made her growl.
"Okay fine, well I'm not from around here."Decade said and that catches they're attention.
"Go on."Vaggie said.
"Well do you believe in other worlds?"Decade asked.
"What?!"Vaggie said.
"Oh really, there exist other worlds?"Charlie said excited.
"Yes, in fact I'm human that was able to come here through the same method of travel."Decade said.
"Wait your human, but how are you still here, a normal human would transform when they sinned by just being here for a long time."Vaggie said.
"That's because this suit I wear protects me."Decade said.
"Handy."Angel Dust said.
"Yeah, so I heard about this hotel from your promotion."Decade said.
"Oh yeah, it might be a little ridiculous."Charlie said with her head down.
"Well thanks to him he made us looks like a fucking joke."Vaggie said pointing to Angel Dust.
"No, no babe, jokes are funny, I made you look sad and pathetic, like an orphan with no arms or legs, with progeria."Angel Dust said.
"Well your more of a joke after I kicked your ass."Decade said.
"Hey."Angel Dust said.
"So do you have any rooms left?"Decade asked surprsing them.
"What?"Vaggie said.
"What?"Angel Dust said.
"Really?"Charlie asked with a smile.
"Yeah, you see I might stay for a while, my dad knows a way that I can get out of the suit without any harm to me as long I have a room picked, and I might stay to help you two out."Decade said.
"Oh my god, then allow me to welcome you to the Happy Hotel."Charlie said with her hand out and he shakes it.
"Well at least she's happy again."Vaggie said."but after that train wreck with Angel Dust there is now way anyone else is going to stay at the hotel."
"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?"Angel Dust said.
"Hey come on we don't know things are over yet, in fact we just go a new one for the hotel, so theres still hope."Charlie said and that made Vaggie smile.
They then arrived at the hotel, they went in and they saw the place was empty with a few welcome signs, Vaggie went to a couch while Decade looks around."well this is cozy."
Angel Dust goes to the bridge and takes a ice cream box and takes one out."it's probably to get some actual food in this place."he talked to Charlie to was sitting at a crate."you know to feed all the wayward souls you got there."he then laughs but he then sees Decade shaking his head, he saw that Charlie was looking down and he then goes to sit on the couch.
Decade kneels next to her and said:"hey, it's okay, sometimes it takes time."she still was looking down."you know I saw you sing in the news."
"Did you laugh at me too?"Charlie asked.
"No, I Ioved it."Decade said surprising them and she looks at him."you have talent and unlike the rest of this place you are like a light in this abyss, in fact you remind of me of two girls that I know of."his mind goes to Elizabeth and Asia."and like them your sweat and nice and that's what made want to go to this place."Charlie smiled and Vaggie jaw dropped while Angel Dust chuckled under his hand.
He then closes her mouth and said:"well, looks like you got competition for her."
"Cállate bastardo."Vaggie said under her teeth.
"Thanks Decade."Charlie said.
"Please call me Riku."Decade said.
"Okay, Riku."Charlie said.
Then they heard a knock on the door, they got confused and Charlie goes to answer it, she then opens it to reveal a demon wearing a red suit with a big grin, he then opens it eyes."hel"Charlie closes it and then opens it again."lo."and then she closes it again.
"Hey Vaggie."Charlie said.
"What?"Vaggie asked.
"The radio demon is at the door."Charlie said.
"What!?"Vaggie said shocked.
"Who?"Angel Dust and Decade asked.
"What should I do?"Charlie asked.
"Well don't let him in."Vaggie said.
Charlie thinks about it but then she opens the door and he said:"may I speak now?"
"You may."Charlie said.
"Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweatheart."Alastor said while grabbing her arm."quite a pleasure."He then comes in."excuse my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco in the picture show and I just couldn't resist what a performance, why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, ha ha ha ha, so many orphans."
Vaggie then points a spear at his face and said;"stop right there, I know your game, I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you pompous cheesy talk show shit lord."
"Dear if I wanted to hurt anyone here."Alastor said while moving the spear and then his face became creepier."I would have done so already." then his face was back to normal."no I came here because I want to help."
"Say what now?"Charlie said.
"Help, hello is this thing on."Alastor talked to his staff with that has a mic while tapping and then it grew a eyes."testing testing."
"Well I heard you loud and clear."staff said.
"You want to help with?"Charlie said and he then appears behind them.
"This ridiculous thing your trying to do, this hotel, I want to help you run it."Alastor said.
"But why'"Charlie said.
"Why does anyone want to do anything, sheer absolute boredom, I've lacked inspiration for decades, my work became mondaine lacking focus, aimless, I came to form a new form of entertainment."Alastor then laughs.
"Okay this guy smells trouble,"Decade said.
"So does this mean, you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"Charlie asked but he laughs.
"Of course not, that's wacky nonsense, redemption oh the none existent humanity, no no no no, I don't think theres anything left that oculd save such loathsome sinners, the chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this, there is no undoing what is done."Alastor said.
"So wht are you even here, if you don't want to help her?"Decade asked with his arms crossed.
"Consider it a investiment in ongoing entertainment for myself young man, I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure, in fact your here as a guest that has dangers too."Alastor said to him.
"What?"Decade said.
"Oh I know the fact your human, of course as much I want to see you turn into a demon know I will just have to wait since one of these days you will slip and then you will be stuck here forevor."Alastor said and he made Decade angry."in fact let see what you would looks like."he then makes a mirror in front of Decade, then a image appears of not him but what he would become, then it showed a monster version of Decade with sharp teeth, he didn't have the driver, he has a long tongue, two horns and two giant bat wings on his back, Decade got shocked along with them but Alastor looks at it."well your quite a looker, I'm sure the ladies will love this new you."
"That won't happen."Decade said staring inot his eyes but then Charlie drags him to her and Vaggie.
"Charlie you can't trust him, he's a deal maker he can't be redeemed and is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do."Vaggie said.
"Look I know he's evil, he doesn't want to change and he even wants to see Riku become a demon like us and make him be seperate from his famiy, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance, to have faith, thing will be better, how can I turn someone away, I can't it goes against everything I'm trying to do, everything I believe in, just turst me I can take care of myself."Charlie said.
"Charlie what ever you do, do not make a deal with him."Vaggie said.
"Don't worry I picked one thing from my dad, you don't take shit from other demons."Charlie said and she goes to talk to him.
"Who's her dad?"Decade asked.
"Oh right you don't know, her dad is Lucifer ruler of hell."Vaggie said and he got surprised.
"Okay so you sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke but I don't, I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better so I'm taking your offer to help, on the condition theres no trickster voodoo strings attached."Chalie said.
"So it's a deal then?"Alastor then extends his hand to her with a grew glow around them.
"Nope."Charlie said making him stop."no shaking, no deals, as princess of hell I order you to help with this hotel, for as long as you desire, sound fair."
"Fair enough."Alastor said and he then looks around.
"That could have gone better."Decade said.
"So where is your hotel staff?"Alastor asked Charlie and she then points at Vaggie who was glaring at him."your going to need more than that."he then goes to Angel Dust who was at the counter."and what can you do my effeminate fellow?"
"I can suck your dick."Angel Dust said shocking him.
"Ha, no."Alastor said.
"Your lost."Angel Dust said.
"And you my dear hero?"Alastor asked Decade.
"Well I ahve two friends who can help."Decade said.
"Good, and I can cash in a few favors to liven things up,"Alastor then snaps his fingers and then from the fireplace then something lands on the fire, they look at it and Alastor picks it up and then it opened a eye, the ash came off to reveal a small girl."this little darkling is Nifty."he then lets her go and she stands up.
"Hi I'm Nifty, it's nice to meet you, it's been a while since I made new friends, why are most of you women, why is there only one man."Nifty said looking at Decade."I'm sorry if that rude, oh man this place is filthy it really needs a ladies touch."and then she starts to clean the place up.
They they saw a flying monkey looking cat guy that was in a poker table and he seemed confused."what the fuck is this."he then saw Alastor."you."
"Hah Husker my good friend, glad you could make it."Alastor said.
"Don't you Husker me you son of a bitch,I was about to win the whole dang pot."Husk said.
"Good to see you too."alastor said.
"What do you want with me this time?"Husk said.
"My friend I'm doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services, I hope that's okay?"Alastor said.
"Are you shitting me?"Husk said.
"No, I don't think so."Alastor said and then Husk pushes him away.
"You thought it would be some kind of big fucking riot to pull me out of nowhere, you think I'm some kind of fucking clown!"Husk yelled at him.
"Maybe."Alastor said.
"I ain't doing no fucking charity job."Husk said.
"Well I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine estabalishment, with your charming smile and welcoming energy this job was made for you."Alastor then goes to the bar."don't worry my friend I can make this more welcoming if you wish."he then made a bottle of cheap booze appear.
"What, you think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you CAN!"Husk said and takes teh bottle, he then drinks it and goes behind the bar.
"Well he's a interesting one."Decade said and Alastor goes next to him.
"So when can your friends come?"Alastor asked.
"Give me a moment."Decade then goes to call them, he then comes back a few moments later."they'll be here shortly."
(Insert I want you here.)
Then the fire came from the floor and they all saw Scanty and Kneesocks in they're true forms, Charlie and Vaggie got stunned and Vaggie's jaw dropped.
May the Earth shatter.
May the oceans dry.
May the sun extinguish itself.
Grant upon us the power of our Lord Satan in Hell
We are demons!
High-class Commander Demons!
Scanty: Scanty!
Kneesocks: And her sister, Kneesocks!
Then they transformed back into the uniforms, they then went to Riku's side and Scnaty said:"as we said we are the demon sisters."
"And we are here to put some order into this hotel."Kneesocks said.
"Wonderful, it will keep those ruffians in line."Alastor said.
Angel Dust then goes next to Vaggie and said:"they have more sex appeal then you."
"What was that?"Vaggie said glaring at him.
"Oh my gosh, welcome to the happy hotel."Charlie said going up to the girls with a big smile."your going to love it here."she then extends her hand and they shook it.
"Well yeas nice to meet you and we will be in charged in keeping order around here."Scanty said.
"Why yes, rules keep behavior in check, supression keeps thoughts in check and and physical training keeps others from looking like fat slobs."Kneesocks starts to blush.
"Sister your blushing again."Scanty said and she stops.
"Oh excuse me, I'm too fragile I blush easily."Kneesocks said holding her face.
Then they start to smell something and Scanty said:"what is that smell."
"What smell?"Charlie asked.
Then they look at Angel Dust."what?"
"No wonder I smelled of horing, when was the last time you took a bath."Kneesocks said,
"Oh I don't know, like three months."Angel Dust said and they got disgusted.
"Please tell you demons are not like him?"Scanty asked the others.
"No, he's just a porn star."Vaggie said.
"Well you need a bath right now."Scanty said.
"Oh yeah, make me toots."Angel Dust said with a smirk but then it was gone when he saw them with hazmat suits ans water hoses."you wouldn't."then they shot water at him while the othe rhose shot soap, Vaggie smirked at him getting what he deserved."okay."they then stopped and he stands up wet."I'll go take a bath, stupid bitches."he then goes to his room.
"This is amazing."Charlie said.
"It's okay."Vaggie said.
"Well I'm glad you liked along with your friends own freinds."Alastor said.
Then the door exploded hitting Nifty and they look out to see that guy again Sir Pentious in a flying ship."well look who it is harboring one of the hores along with the Pink bastard."
"It's not pink, it's Magenta."Decade said.
"We meet again Alastor."Sir Pentious said to him.
"Do I know you?"Alastor asked making him shocked.
"Oh yes you do, and this time I have the element of surprised."Sir Pentious said making a huge cannon point at them.
Then Alastor made a portal appear beneath the ship and tentacle came out and grabbing it and then it crushes it making it explode, they all got surprised.
"Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya?"Alastor asked and they went back inside."my mother made the best Jambalaya and in fact it nearly killed her."
After that the sisters were able to make a barrier in Riku's room and it allowed him to be able to be off his suit so he was able to eat and sleep there, after that Riku looks out from his window and sees all of hell and it's corruption, he then saw a huge watch telling them when the next purge is and it's something that Charlie's been trying to prevent with the hotel so he will just have to help her out while he stays there.
Note:It's Hazbin Hotel, yes I know it's only a pilot but I wanted to do it, and before someones says like Charlie's a lesbian and is with Vaggie first she's bisexual and second don't worry she's the princess of hell so who's to say she can't have more then one person, this one will be a interesting one and will have Helluva Boss mixed with in since it's both the same world so they will appear too.