Every writer is a reader in the first place! That means, sorry for the delay. I was reading some Bleach, Little Nightmares, RE8:Village fics and almost forgot that I didn't update this fic this week. Enjoy!
Izuku went to the teacher's office often to help Iida and Yaoyorozu, or to help a teacher, or to talk with All Might.
But this is the first time he will be going there to ask advice from a teacher that is not All Might.
'I hope she doesn't tease me too much!' Izuku was here to ask advice about how to confess to Nejire, and he thought the best person to ask was Nemuri Kayama, the R-rated hero Midnight.
He thought that it was a good idea to ask about romance to the most mature woman he knew besides his mother, asking his mother about girls is not something he will ever do.
He opens the door and sees all the teachers there still working, he looks around the room and sees her working on paperwork while drinking coffee, still in her hero costume.
"Young Midoriya, what can I do for you today?"All Might asked with a warm smile on his face, even if he was in his skinny form, he was still able to make people feel safe.
"Hello All Might, but I am here to ask help from Midnight!" Izuku said with a small smile on his face and a look as if apologizing to the man.
When the teacher hears this, they all get shocked. Izuku Midoriya doing something and not asking All Might help?
This is insane, the boy is such a hardcore fanboy that even the teachers thought it was kinda creepy, when they moved to the dorms, the teachers inspected their luggage to make sure no one was bringing something dangerous.
When Present Mic said what he saw on Izuku boxes, the teachers almost freaked out.
Midnight wanted to go there and tell him that if he hopes to one day at least kiss a girl, he should hide tone down.
"Me? Why me?" Nemuri was curious now, it was the first time the boy would ask help from any teacher besides All Might.
"C-C-C-Can we talk in private?" He asks her trying to avoid the other teachers' stares.
"Sure, come with me!" She then starts walking outside the room with him, they walk for five minutes until they were in an empty classroom.
Midnight sits on the teacher's desk and Izuku just stands there looking at her.
"So? What do you need help with?" She asks with a raised eyebrow.
"H-H-H-How I s-s-set the mood with a girl?" Izuku asks looking anywhere but her.
Nemuri on the other side thought she must have heard wrong.
"Could you please repeat what you said?" She must confirm that she didn't hear wrong, the class 1-A cinnamon roll asking that was impossible.
"How do I set the mood with a girl?" Izuku once again said embarrassed.
'A girl? He of all people wants to set the mood with a girl? Who it is? How can Tokage and Ashido haven't told me anything?' Nemuri discovered that those two were the best way to be aware of the gossip around the school.
"I-I-I want to go on a date with a girl a-a-a-and then set the mood to make a move!" Izuku wasn't aware of the effects his words were having on his teacher.
'He wants to make a move on her? Who is the girl? For how long are they dating? So many questions, but so little time.' Nemuri decided to deal with this calmly.
"Midoriya, who is the girl?" She decided to act like this wasn't the most interesting thing that happened in months.
"Do I really need to tell?" He was embarrassed to reveal the name.
"Yes! I need to know who it is so I can help you, otherwise, I can only give generic tips that may be useless." She was saying that, but she only wants to know who was able to seduce the boy.
Izuku wasn't convinced, so Nemuri decided to push a button she knows it would work.
"You don't want to risk ruining everything right?" She then sees him looking at her eyes full of determination.
"No, I don't want that. I-I-It's Nejire Hadou." He finally said, and he feels bad for that.
"Nejire Hadou from the big three? The one that won the beauty pageant?" She sees him nods and for the second time that day, she was in shock.
Does he want to make a move on a member of the big three? So they are dating for some time? How can no one know? She will help him while asking for more details about that relationship.
"You must first make sure she had a good time on your date, do something she likes." She then sees that he pulled a notebook out of nowhere and was writing everything.
"What else?" He asked in his analytic mode making her try hard to not laugh.
"Please for the love of God, don't use those horrible pun shirts." She had to say that, Izuku shirts were a topic between the girls before from what Tokage and Ashido have told her.
They all agreed that it was like Izuku was trying to make himself plain.
"O-Okay!" He said pouting a little, that's it, he will burn his shirts and ask a girl to help him choose his clothes for the date.
"After the date that will be a problem for you sadly." She then sees him looking at her with a confused expression.
"W-W-Why?" He was nervous now.
"Because your room, is the worst place possible to make a move on a girl, No girl wants to kiss a guy in a room full of All Might face." She was being harsh? Yes. Was necessary? Yes.
Izuku needs to learn that All Might was the symbol of peace, not the center of the Universe.
He would become a great hero when he finally stops trying to be All Might.
"O-Okay, but why my room?" He asked curiously about why he should confess at his room.
"You will want the privacy of course." She was trying her best to help the boy.
"Okay, what else?" He was still taking notes.
"Put some music, it will help a lot, and make sure you took some eat some mint candy to have a fresh breath." Midnight couldn't help but laugh a little at the boy taking notes from what she was explaining like it was in the classroom.
"Got it!" He said without raising his eyes from the notebook.
"You can start with a kiss, make sure to bite her lip lightly to see if she let you go further. Then you can start placing your hands on her tighs and-" She was explaining everything in detail to him.
"Wow, wait. I-I-I-I just want to c-c-c-confess to her and officially ask her to be my girlfriend." He interrupted beet red from the mental images she put of him doing those things with Nejire.
"Don't you want to set the mood to have sex?" She asked confused.
"N-N-N-No! W-W-We have been going out for a while practicing how would be to date, I just want to ask her to be my real girlfriend." He was red as a tomato now.
"Okay? Then here." She gives him a pamphlet for a fancy restaurant near the beach. "Call there to make a reserve a table and say that is my treat. They will ask the password and you say that is lipstick."
"T-T-Thank you Midnight sensei." Izuku takes the pamphlet and feels his phone vibrate. "One second."
He read the message and look at Midnight with wide eyes, he then got red as a tomato and bow.
"I am so sorry Midnight sensei!" He was embarrassed now. "I didn't know this was a sensitive topic for you. I am so sorry."
"What do you mean?" She asked with a raised eyebrow, why he thought of that.
He then shows the message he got to her, looking anywhere but her.
Aisawa Sensei: Midoriya, if you are asking date advice from Midnight, you should know she is a complete virgin and hasn't even kissed someone, She is a middle-aged woman that is unable to find a man and will get angry because of that. She will probably start giving you extra homework after this. Good luck with Hadou.
Nemuri was seeing red now, she was so angry that she almost did throw Izuku phone on the wall.
"That lazy motherfucker! He is dead, I will strangle him with his scarf." She was about to run back to the teacher's office and kill her friend, but Izuku got another message.
Present Mic Sensei: Midoriya, all the teachers know about you and Hadou, if you are asking for some tips from Midnight then I suggest you go ask Vlad King, he is the one with better love life than anyone. Midnight is useless on that topic, she is just a middle-aged woman that tries to act like she is half her age(33). Good luck with your romance.
Izuku saw his teacher trembling with anger and had no idea of how to take his phone back.
"Midoriya~ Please be a dear, take your phone and go make sure Hadou have the best night of her life until now." Her voice was calm and sweet, but Izuku could see that she was angry enough to face All for One and win.
"S-S-Sure, I promise I will do it! Thank you again Midnight sensei, and sorry for the trouble." He got his phone and she just smiled at him.
"Don't worry my dear, just forget about those messages and never talk about this to anyone." She then gives a small kiss on his forehead and he was more scared of her than when he had to face Kacchan.
"O-O-Okay, I will." He then starts walking away and when he was about to turn left he decided to do something stupid. "Hey sensei!"
She looks at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Y-Y-You are beautiful and anyone would be lucky to date you." He then starts running before she decided to cut his testicles.
"If Hadou doesn't make it official, I will get him to myself." Nemuri smiles softly and turns around to go kill her friends.
Izuku then decided that it was better to act now.
"Hello? I would like to make a reservation." He was going to make sure to fulfill his promise to Midnight.
And here we have chapter 5, Next chapter is the so desired confession, why I decided to make Midnight like she never dated before? Simple, she is smart, funny, beautiful, and kind. But she never dated anyone because she knows what people want with her and she would like something meaningful.