A.N.: "My children, I realized I've made a terrible mistake!" Count Whackula was back in his library, standing in front of a large bookshelf. "We are six stories into our collection of Halloween lemons and yet not one of them have been about vampires!" Our host shakes his head with shame. "It's just not Halloween without us vampires. Hmm…"
Turning back to the bookshelf, the Count examined its contents before he found what he was looking for. "Aha! Here it is!" He pulled the book out of the shelf and blew off the dust. "Ah, now I remember this story." Our host settles himself into a chair. "Now, as you know, the Bounts were considered the Bleach version of vampires. I respectfully disagree. Our story involves real, bloodsucking creatures of the night."
Igor, the Count's hunchback assistant, walked into the room with a fresh bottle of root beer. "So Hot Topic goths?"
"Oh hah hah, Igor, that joke's almost as old as I am. No, I'm talking real vampires. Ahem." Once Igor made himself scarce, Count Whackula opened his book. "Our story begins with a familiar braided-hair captain on vacation, not realizing she would encounter an ancient evil that not even a woman like her was capable of handling in our next chilling tale..."
Retsu Unohana's Dracula
Karakura Town
The music in the nightclub was loud, almost drowning out Retsu Unohana's thoughts as she walked in. She was pleased to see many heads turn to look at her as she walked into the club wearing her best dress. The black dress hugged her body, showing off her mature curves with a split in the side to let her show off her legs as well as expose the top of her cleavage. 'Heheh, I know I don't have the figure of Lady Yoruichi or Lieutenant Matsumoto but it's nice to see I can still turn young men's heads.'
However the motherly captain wasn't at the club looking to hook up with anybody. Not yet, at least. She was simply here in Karakura Town to enjoy a quiet vacation. She left her squad in the capable hands of her lieutenant, Isane, and made her way to the World of the Living. She chose Ichigo's hometown of Karakura since Kisuke's shop was here and Yoruichi let her stay there at no charge. Plus she liked the coziness of the town and its people.
Truth be told, the captain felt a wave of relief just from being alone for once. She usually had Isane or one of her seated officers glued to her hip at all times since the Soul Society seemed to be going through one crisis after another. It felt good to just be by herself for a change with nobody treating her like a bear that shouldn't be poked.
That being said, she did overhear Kisuke and Yoruichi talking about a news report regarding bodies found drained of blood. Kisuke seemed concerned since he examined one of the bodies on a whim and found that the cause of death appeared supernatural but Unohana shrugged it out of her mind. Let Kisuke worry about it for now. She was on vacation. And she was more than capable of handling anything this town could throw at her.
She made her way to the bar and ordered a drink. She turned back to look at the dance floor and watched the people dance. She watched as many of them, obviously couples, danced fervently with seduction and lust in their eyes. It certainly did make Unohana feel envious. How often had she wished for someone to share her intimate moments with? She'd gladly go to bed with any man who'd plucked up the courage to make a move. Or any woman. Unohana swung both ways.
"Well hello there! Never seen you here before. What's your name?"
As if responding on cue, Unohana was surprised by the speaker and turned around. Sitting next to her on a bar stool was a young girl, looking around the age of twenty. She had long, dark hair that reached her neck and piercing dark eyes. Unohana couldn't help but notice how pale her skin was but chalked it up to the club's lighting. She wore a dress that was just as revealing as Unohana's, showing off the sides of her breasts. Unohana was admittedly impressed by the girl's boldness. "My name's Retsu."
"I'm Serana. I've been waiting all night for someone to come in who interested me."
Raising an eyebrow, Unohana took a swig of her drink and gave the young woman a smile. "And do I interest you?"
The smile Serana gave back was very telling. "I know a woman who's looking for fun when I see it. You're on vacation, aren't you?"
"I am." Unohana decided to see if the girl was worth her time. "I was just thinking how fun it'd be to hit the dance floor. Care to join me?"
Serana downed her drink and smiled back. She leaned forward and Unohana found herself drawn to her dark eyes. "I was hoping you'd ask. I came in with my sisters and I haven't meet anyone all night who's as interesting as you." She pointed to a corner of the club where two other women dressed in seductive dresses. They gave Serana a wave while smiling at Unohana.
The captain's attention was drawn back to Serana when the bold girl took hold of her hands. Unohana almost flinched when she felt how cold the girl's hand was. It was surprising since the club felt so warm. "You're as cold as ice!" she gasped, the medic in her concerned for Serana's wellbeing.
"Then let's dance and warm me up!"
The pale woman pulled her out onto the dance floor. Unohana felt a thrill run thorugh her as she started dancing with Serana. The music thumped loudly from speakers above them while they danced. Serana's eyes locked with Unohana's as they danced. Staring into her dark eyes felt like Unohana was being pulled into an abyss. Everything around her, the club, the lights, the music and the other dancers faded from her mind. She was dazzled by her eyes. Perhaps it was Unohana's imagination, but they seemed to shine like rubies in the club's light.
Hands touched her waist. Unohana continued to dance to the beat of the music. Her breasts gently rubbed against Serana's as they inched closer and closer. When the music slowed down she wrapped her arms around the young woman and pulled her close. It may have been too forward but Unohana felt a thirst for this girl. She'd never felt so alive. The lonely captain wanted to dance all night long.
Sadly the DJ had other ideas and the music came to an end. When Serana looked away Unohana was pulled back to reality. She felt strangely tired. "Wow…that was quite delightful," she managed to say.
Gigging, Serana took hold of Unohana's hand again. "I felt the same. You make an excellent dancer, Unohana. Tell me something…" Serana's eyes flashed scarlet and Unohana fell into the abyss all over again. "Wanna come home with me and my sisters?"
Serana's intention was beyond obvious to the older woman. Yet Unohana couldn't say no to such an offer. Her attraction to the woman was also evident. And she was on vacation, so why not spice it up with a little midnight fling?
"Oho! Serana found such a peach!"
"She always knew how to pick the good ones!"
The pair were interrupted and turned around to see Serana's sisters. Unohana noted that they must have been stepsisters since they didn't look anything like Serana. The taller of the pair had dark skin, almost blending in with the dark club lights and wore her hair in a bun, her ears, neck and fingers covered in jewelry. The shorter of the pair was a well-endowed blonde woman, her chest straining against the fabric of her tight dress. They both looked at Unohana with hungry eyes, their intent the exact same as Serana's.
"Retsu, these are my sisters. Akasha," Serana gestured to the dark-skinned sister, who flashed a devilish smile. "And Seras." The blonde sister nodded.
Akasha's heels clicked as she walked up to Unohana. "So I take it you'll be joining us going home tonight, Retsu?" Her breath was hot against Unohana's face and her eyes glinted with ruby light.
"Yes," said Unohana before she realized what she was saying.
"Good. I'm starving anyway." Seras pointed to the exit. "Why don't we head back?"
Unohana followed the three sisters out of the club and got into their car with them. She made small talk with Serana in the backseat, the girl putting a hand on her thigh while she rested her head on Unohana's shoulders. Unohana's heart pounded in her chest as she wrapped an arm around the woman, wanting to warm her up since she felt so cold.
Finally, they reached the sisters' home. Unohana got out and noted how old and gothic it looked, thick curtains covering the insides of the windows. "We're a bit of night owls," explained Akasha when she noticed Unohana's inquisitive gaze. "We don't like being awoken by the sun at nine in the morning."
Unohana could relate, having spent many a night treating her fellow Soul Reapers at her relief centers only to wake up at dawn after only have two or three hours of sleep.
When they entered the dark mansion Seras turned on the lights. While she and Akasha left presumably to get something to eat, Serana took Unohana's hand again and led her away. "Come on…the night is still so young, Retsu…"
"You're…awfully forward for a woman your age," Unohana blushed when she heard Serana's voice tinged with seductive intent.
"I'm a little older than I look." The beautiful woman turned her head and gave her companion a knowing look. "The same could be said for you."
Unohana blinked in confusion but no sooner did they enter Serana's massive bedroom Serana whirled around and wrapped her arms around Unohana's shoulders. Her eyes glinted red in the room's lamp lights. Once again Unohana was staring into an abyss and couldn't pull away, her body heating up as Serana's hand slid up her side, fingers touching her bare skin. "Do you want me?" Serana whispered, her soft, beautiful lips begging to be kissed.
Something in those dark red eyes compelled Unohana to give in to Serana's advances. She reached for the back of the woman's head and pulled her into a deep kiss. The pale woman's cold hands heated up Unohana's skin as they slipped underneath her dress, going straight to her plump ass. The kiss between them became sloppy, full of tongue and passion.
Blood rushed to Unohana's head. She was swimming with brimming lust for the woman. So lost in her own desires, she didn't even notice her black dress being untied by Serana's nimble fingers until it hit the floor, leaving her standing in a black bra and a matching pair of panties.
Serana pulled her lips away from Unohana's, dragging her tongue up the side of her neck, feeling her quickening pulse. She purred from the sweet taste of Unohana's skin, smelling her perfume. Once Unohana was relieved of her black dress, Serana let the Soul Reaper's warm hands travel to her back, undoing her own dress. Unlike Unohana, Serana had opted not to wear a bra so her breasts were already on display, standing before the older woman in nothing but bat-winged panties. Her soft, firm breasts were comparable to Orihime's tits, pink nipples hardening in the room's cold air.
Reaching behind herself, Unohana unclipped her bra and let it fall to the floor to reveal her tits to the stranger. Serana's eyes lit up scarlet as she stared at the mature woman's full, firm tits.
Those ruby eyes stared up at Unohana's blue orbs and the woman was once again compelled to act on her lust. She wrapped her arms around Serana, hugging her tightly while making out with her lewdly again. Their breasts rubbed against each other, skin on skin pressing together. Serana's hand dipped underneath Unohana's panties to dig her fingers into the captain's phat ass. Unohana sucked on Serana's tongue as she held her in her arms.
"Mmmmh!" The two women moaned into each other's mouths before Serana pulled away. She took Unohana by the hand and hastily rushed over to the huge bed. The near-naked women tumbled onto the soft red sheets in a mess of groping hands and kissing lips.
They laid next to each other, lips locked while their hands got busy. Unohana palmed Serana's soft breasts, teasing her nipple with her fingers. Serana moaned into Unohana's lips and returned the favor by dipping her hand into the Soul Reaper's black panties. "Mmmmh!" A spark of ecstasy ran up the woman's spine when those cold fingers touched her warm pussy. After a few minutes of fingering Unohana let go of Serana's breast and reached for the woman's underwear. First Unohana pulled Serana's panties down, Serana quickly returning the favor.
With both of them in their birthday suits, the women rolled around the bed, kissing and touching. Unohana took the initiative and pushed the ruby-eyed woman onto her back, turning around and sitting on her face. The captain's motherly face morphed into the mask of a slut when a tongue starting licking her wet, aching pussy. Laying down on Serana's front, Unohana smiled as she stared at the young woman's bare pussy, shaved of hair, and dug in. "Mmmmmh!" She moved her hips and rubbed her pussy into Serana's face.
The wet tongue delved deep into Unohana's honeypot. Unohana moaned into the woman's cunt, feeling her wet organ touch all her sweet spots. She pulled her mouth away from Serana's dripping pussy and smirked. "You really know how to eat a woman out."
"So do you," said Serana. Her hands went to Unohana's juicy ass. "Look at this hot body! If you haven't been sharing someone's bed with this booty, then everyone doesn't know what they're missing out on!" Her hands started groping Unohana's plump rear, digging her fingernails into the soft cheeks. Unohana moaned and ate out Serana's pussy harder, her juices flowing from her pussy.
Both women ate each other out like they were thirsty travelers at an oasis. Unohana felt like her body didn't belong to her anymore. Her head fogged up as that seductive tongue licked her inner folds, knowing exactly where to touch her to make the captain feel like she was about to explode. Beneath her, Serana took her tongue and started attacking Unohana's clit, making her writhe on top of her.
'Goodness! It…it feels so long since I've been with someone I…I'm gonna cum!' Unohana pulled her lips away from the pussy in front of her, throwing her head back to let out a deep, lewd wail before her body entered the throes of ecstasy. "Ahhhh! Cumming! I'm cumming!" Her pussy gushed all over Serana's face. The pale woman gleefully licked up Unohana's juices, moaning from her taste and her eyes almost pulsing red now.
Unohana rolled off the woman, only for Serana to pounce onto her like a wild animal. The kiss Serana planted on her lips was almost bestial, filled with tongue and moans. Unohana could taste herself on Serana's tongue and she wanted more. The red eyes staring into her soul demanded more lust. "Serana!" she panted when they pulled away. She gripped the woman's ass and started grinding her body against hers.
"Retsu! Ahh yes!" hissed Serana, a gleeful smile stretching across her face as she started to grind in turn, their pussies smashed against each other
"Well, it didn't take you long to sink your claws into her."
The kissing and grinding came to a screeching halt. Unohana and Serana both turned their heads to find Akasha and Seras standing in front of the bed. Both of Serana's sisters were just as naked as they were. Akasha looked like an ebony goddess, her body just as fit and beautiful as Yoruichi's. The big-tittied Seras grinned down at Unohana, her hand going to her pussy covered by a blonde bush.
"Serana…were you just going to have her all to yourself? It's not nice to hog all the fun," chastised a playful Seras.
"Didn't Serana tell you, Unohana?" Akasha's grinned down at the naked woman. The hunger and desire was apparent in her gleaming red eyes and Unohana couldn't help but want the woman just as much as she wanted Serana. "We sisters share everything."
Giggling, Serana sat up and ran a hand up Unohana's naked front. "Go on, sisters. Dig in."
The two voluptuous sisters pounced onto the horny captain. Three pairs of lips attacked Unohana, leaving her a moaning, writhing mess on the middle of the bed. Seras wrapped her lips around Unohana's hard, pink nipple, sucking on it hard like she was milking the Soul Reaper. Akasha spread Unohana's legs wide and picked up where Serana left off, eating out the older woman. Serana joined Seras and started sucking on Unohana's neglected tit. Her hand slithered up to Unohana's face. The captain, horny beyond belief, opened her mouth and started sucking on her fingers.
"Mmmm! She tastes delicious. You picked a winner tonight, Serana," purred Akasha.
"Oh fuck…ohh fuuuuck…" Unohana couldn't believe she was acting so shamefully. She, a captain, had just jumped into bed with three random strangers having hot lesbian sex. But she didn't care. As Serana planted her thighs between Unohana's head and sat down on her face, all she wanted was more of the sensual pleasure the ruby-eyed trio were giving her.
Seras played with Unohana's tits, fondling them with her hands while she sucked on her nipples. She pushed both of the captain's heavy melons together and licked her hard nipples, her breasts glistening from her saliva as she dragged her tongue across her creamy globes.
Akasha smiled as she licked the captain's honeypot. Gripping the woman's soft, plump thighs, she pushed her legs up until Unohana's feet were dangling in the air. "Ooooh, this little hole feels left out…" The dark-skinned beauty eyed Unohana's asshole. "Let's give it some love…"
"MMMMMMH!" Unohana's eyes widened when a wet tongue licked her sensitive ring of muscles. "Mmmmmmmmmh!" She moaned deeply into Serana's muff, her toes curling as her sister ate out her asshole. She'd never told any of her lovers since they were few and far between but her asshole was extremely sensitive. Her tongue licked up Serana's pussy eagerly, her chest heating up from Seras's ministrations.
"Yes…yes…yesyesyes!" Serana shouted. She rubbed her pussy all over Unohana's face. Her back arched and her hands joined Seras's in playing with Unohana's titties. "Ahh! Ahhhhhhh! I'm cumming! Fuck!" she finally shouted, gushing right on Unohana's face.
Unohana swiftly joined her in climax when Akasha shoved three fingers into her booty. Her body, already sensitive from the previous orgasm, caved in quickly and she came. "Mmmmmmh!" Her body trembled while she licked up Serana's juices, hands digging into the woman's supple asscheeks.
Panting for breath, Serana looked down at Akasha and Seras. The three sisters' eyes glowed red and they all grinned. Serana gave a commanding nod and the big-tittied Seras nodded in return, scooting off the bed briefly. She knelt down under the bed and pulled out a large chest full of sex toys and pulled out several.
Serana got off of Unohana's face. She leaned down and licked her juices off her cheeks before planting a kiss on her lips. The horny women moaned as they tasted each other on their tongues. Unohana reached down and started to rub her pussy for a moment before a hand stopped her. "Hmm?" She opened her hazy eyes and saw Seras sitting in front of her. Around her crotch was a huge red strap-on dildo.
"Why settle for fingers when we have toys much bigger?" winked the blonde pale woman.
Unohana sat up and was pulled into Seras's arms. Akasha sneaked behind her and pressed her breasts into the woman's back. The sisters took turns making out with Unohana for several minutes, Serana lying on her back beside them, watching them while pleasuring herself with a dildo she took out the chest.
In a matter of minutes, Unohana found herself straddling Seras's waist and riding her sex toy. "Ohhhh!" Her moans filled the whole room. "So big! So deep! Ohhh! You girls have the best toys!"
Seras stared up at Unohana's bouncing tits with a toothy grin. Her hands gripped Unohana's smooth thighs, thrusting up into her tight pussy. The Gigai she was in made her nice and tight, perfect for the sisters to fuck silly.
Akasha's hands slipped underneath Unohana's arms and fondled her bouncing tits. She turned Unohana's head and captured her lips with a deep kiss. Unohana moaned as she felt something thick and hard rub against her ass. Akasha grinned as she aimed her long double-sided dildo, half of it buried in her own cunt, at Unohana's unsuspecting asshole.
"OHHHH!" Unohana's blue eyes widened when she felt Akasha claim her asshole, the toy stretching her backdoor wide. "Nghhhh!" Her teeth clenched as both holes were fucked simultaneously. Her mind was overflowing with pleasure. She started coming unglued. The sweet, motherly captain was giving way to her inner slut "Fuck me! Yes! Ohhh! Fuck! My ass!" Her hands went to her ass, spreading her cheeks while Akasha pounded her from behind. She rolled her hips, her eyes growing haze as Seras's toy rubbed all her sensitive spots.
"She's going wild. I think she's about to cum," teased Seras. She leaned up and started sucking on Unohana's tits again.
Serana slid to Unohana's side, rubbing her hands all over the woman. She turned the woman's head to face her and Unohana was mesmerized by the pale woman's burning red eyes. "Cum for us…" she commanded, her voice drilling deep into Unohana's mind. "Cum for us, Soul Reaper!"
Unohana didn't have time to wonder how the woman knew she was in truth a Soul Reaper. All she could was give in to Serana's will and Akasha and Seras's fucking and suffer the biggest orgasm of her life. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and her holes clamped down on the invasive toys, gushing all over Seras's lap and staining the sheets. "Yess!"
The girls came together, their cries of ecstasy joining Unohana's. Quickly they pulled out of Unohana's holes and rolled the captain onto her back. Unohana cooed as three tongues started licking her neck, hands caressing her body. She opened her eyes and saw their piercing red orbs. Finally, as she came down from Cloud Nine, she remembered what Serana had said and quickly realized that these girls were not mere humans. "What…are you?" she asked, still moaning all the while.
Seras had returned with playing with Unohana's tits, teasing her while nibbling on her ear. "We're not your normal Humans. We knew who you were the moment you walked into the club."
Akasha took up a position laying her head on Unohana's belly, her tongue swirling around her navel. "Our kind have existed for millennia. We've kept ourselves hidden from your kind, hiding in legends and myths."
The tongue licking Unohana's neck found her pulse. "And when we saw you, all alone and looking for fun, we knew we had to have you all to ourselves. It's useless to struggle. That Gigai you're in won't protect you from our power. You were ours the moment we laid eyes on you."
"What…are you, Serana?"
Unohana's answer came when Serana grinned, her fangs extending right before her eyes. Seras and Akasha both grinned and showed off their fangs. Unohana went pale. The fangs, the red eyes and their pale skin. That could only mean one thing.
"We're vampires." Serana kissed Unohana one last time, the last kiss Unohana would ever have alive. "Welcome to the club, sister."
Three pairs of fangs bit down on the naked Unohana. She cried out in pain and everything went dark as the vampires fed upon their newest victim…
Days later…
Soul Society; Squad Four
Isane woke up from another nightmare. This time it was the strange dream about wiggly eels. She got up and headed for Unohana's private quarters. She reached the outside of her door, right in front of her private garden before she slapped herself for forgetting that Unohana was still in the World of the Living on vacation. "Oh, Captain…" The lieutenant sighed sadly. "I wished you took me with you. I really miss you…"
"Did you have another bad dream, Isane?"
Gasping, the lieutenant turned and saw her captain standing in the middle of the garden, her silhouette illuminated in the moonlight. "Captain? You're back!"
"I met some rather interesting friends while on vacation. They…showed me some wonderful things…" Unohana walked towards her lieutenant and took hold of her hand. "Did you have another bad dream? Was it the one about the exploding egg?"
Isane almost yelped when Unohana touched her hand. The captain was always so warm yet her touch was as cold as ice. "N-no…it was about something else. Hmm?" She couldn't help but notice something. Maybe it was the moonlight but Unohana looked rather pale. "Captain, are you alright?"
Red eyes looked back at Isane. "Never better. Come, Isane…" She opened the door and stepped into the darkness of her room. As Isane entered behind her, she smiled with a mouth full of sharp fangs.
"Why don't you keep me warm tonight?"
The End
A.N.: "Woo! That was a story that heated up even my cold blood!" Count Whackula closed his book and stood up. "At least Unohana found some nice babes to keep her company. The only person I hang out with is Igor."
"You called, sir?" asked the hunchback servant. "I ordered the pizza."
"Yeah, like an hour ago. Sheesh, this is what I get for living so far away." Our host shakes his head before turning back to his audience. "Remember, my children, forgiveness is good, but never pay full price for late pizza. Till next time!"