The Angel Break Room

A/N: Wrote this after a conversation with Greg242 in the Asushin Mega Empire Discord server. Just a silly thing I did. Enjoy

Sachiel trudged through the hall, and pushed the door open. He was exhausted. Again, today, it was another Unit-01 battle, and every time he got the wind knocked out of him. He didn't mind. In fact, it was good exercise, just extremely tiring.

He plopped down at a table, where a cup of coffee was slid his way.

"Ah. Thanks, Rami," he said, tilting his head in her direction.

Ramiel did a spin. "No problem. I guess you being back means I'm up soon?"

"Yeah, standard stuff, you'll be out there for a while, so eat good." the bipedal angel said.

Ramiel gave what was equivalent to a nod, and the door swung open, with Shamshel entering.

Sachiel looked at his co-angel. "'Ey, aren't you on soon?"

Shamshel swung his tentacles nonchalantly. "Ehh, I have time. Just needed to hit the bathroom before I went out. I left my phone here, though. Could you pass it to me?"

"You sure? It might slip out. Remember what happened last time? Damn thing almost crushed a house." the Third Angel asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine, dude. Just pass it."

"Alrighty." and Sachiel grabbed the phone and tossed it his way.

Shamshel caught it with a tentacle. "Thanks." He stuffed it into a compartment somewhere on his body.

He scanned the room. "Hey, where's Zeru?"

Bardiel put the paper he was reading down. "Where do you think? At the gym, as per usual. You know Zeruel, Angel of Might and he has to remind himself of it daily. He even drags me into it. My body is mostly possessed Evangelion, it doesn't hold up after deadlifting 250!"

"Ah, come on, Bardi, he means well." Arael chimed in.

The Thirteenth angel grumbled something and went back to his paper.

To the side of the room, both halves of Israfel were in an intense game of chess."

"Checkmate!"

"Aw, c'mon, that isn't fair, you moved twice in a row!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so-"

"Kids, kids, please, keep the noise down!" Lilith said, waving a handkerchief dramatically. "Save this ruckus for your battle, for my hubby's sake!"

Adam came up beside her. "Oh, Lilith. You do know how to invoke my name, don't you?"

She turned to face him. "Oh, you~"

Leliel watched from a nearby table. "Alright, you two, we get it! Forbidden lovers and all that. You're practically joined at the hip! Can't ya hook up in the bathroom like regular angels?" she complained.

"Now, now, Leli. They are simply showing the best of Adamite and Lilin culture." Tabris spoke up.

Leliel turned her sphere-shadow. "Alright, angel-Shakespeare. Talk prose, please. It's not like you have much to do, you show up and are gone, like, right away! And you spend it flirting with your boy-crush anyways."

Tabris laughed a little. "To be fair, I do enjoy my time. I must say, the other thing I do with the piano training and the bomb collar is quite interesting."

Armisael scoffed. "Um, excuse me! Half of us aren't even in that one! They also scramble the damned numbers!"

Iblis and Baraqijal exchanged looks.

"Can you believe this?"

"Nope."

"Me either."

The chatter was cut short when a voice came on the PA. "Fourth Angel, Shamshel, you're on. I repeat. Fourth Angel, Shamshel, you're on."

Shamshel looked up for a moment. "Damn, that was fast. Well, see y'all on the flip-side!" he said making tentacle-guns.

"See ya." The rest of the angels said simultaneously.