Update: 5/9/2021
Happy Fathers Day Dad!
This Chapter is dedicated to my Dad. Thank you for always being there for me.
Author's Note: I added some X-Men: Ororo Monroe, Warren Worthington III and Jean-Paul and Jeanne-Marie Beaubier.
As well as the Fantastic Four which Valerie Richards is Harry's wife too as well as Crystalia Amaquelin who is Princess of the Inhumans. And the Defenders.
I just couldn't help myself.
Chapter .4.
The Order of the Phoenix. A suppose secret group. That was meant to be fighting Voldemort. But some didn't feel like that was the case.
Dumbledore kept coming on, on giving second chances and used passive spells. When the Death Eaters were raping and killing innocents. It was not so bad at the moment. But they ALL knew it was going to get worse.
Only reason it wasn't worse was because Voldemort was lying low.
But the other two things they were doing was guarding a prophecy about Harry Potter and Voldemort and many thought it was too risky and thought that Harry should be getting the prophecy now and hearing what he was up against. The others (Molly Weasley, Dumbledore…) thought the boy was too young. Sirius did agree with that in a way. But still.
The other task was to Guard Harry Potter himself. As Dumbledore thought that Voldemort would somehow get to the boy. And had told everyone to limit what they had been writing to him.
Including Ron and Hermione his two best friends. Some thought they weren't being the right kind of friends.
Sirius and Remus were always arguing with Molly and Dumbledore to train Harry to fight. But there advice and worries were being ignored. And when the told Dumbledore Harry hadn't been replying to most of their messages. Dumbledore just said the boy was grieving for Cedric.
A thing that didn't help was that Sirius was trapped in this hellhole of his parents house. Which was nearly as bad as Azkaban. Where he didn't have control of his own home. Molly had basically taken charge of the house and had gotten the kids to start cleaning. Sirius had told them they weren't allowed to remove anything from his house without his say so. As most were spelled with nasty anti-blood charms that hurt anyone trying to take they who aren't blood.
Sirius had to heal Hermione several times already. And he refused to do so anymore. Saying she needed to learn his books weren't hers to look through. That girl didn't seem to understand the meaning of Blood Magic.
At least Fred and George seemed to lighten his mood with their antics. They only got here two days ago as they had been staying with their friend Lee. But Sirius was glad they were hear otherwise he might just blow his top. The twins were quite amusing, and Sirius thought their ideas for a joke shop would go a long way.
They were sitting down to eat dinner when Arthur runs in.
"Dementors in Little Whinging! I just got word that Harry produced the Patronus Charm in the presence of Muggles. They are going to expel him", Arthur blurts out.
Fred and George raise an eyebrow. That was a load of bullshit if they ever heard some. Harry was no where near Little Whining hadn't been in a while and two Harry was emancipated and couldn't possible be expelled for that.
Sirius had wanted to go to his Godson immediately.
"Padfoot stay here. I'll see to the Cub", Remus assures him, "Just write to him and tell him not to leave his relatives"
"Shacklebolt, Remus, Tonks, Jones with me", Moody growls, "Molly send word to Albus"
When they leave Fred and George excuse themselves and go to their room and put up privacy charms. Some of their own creation.
"Where was Harry meant to be today?" Fred asks George.
"Didn't he have a meeting with the Board of Governors? But he would be back in one of his kingdoms by now through", George says.
"And there was no way he would be near Little Whinging", Fred adds.
"Yeh he swore never to return there after he was married or until pigs fly", George says.
"Should we call him?" Fred asks.
"We better. He would want to know that they will find out soon he hasn't been there in a while", George replies.
"Plus the fact we are his spies, sworn retainers and blood brothers", Fred replies with a grin.
"There is that", George replies.
They pull out a mobile phone that Tony Stark had adapted to work with magic and had taught them. This Muggle stuff was easy for them. They couldn't see why it was so hard for others to do.
They press speed dial 2. As it was after each others.
It rings twice before he picks up.
"Fred what can I do for you?" Harry asks through the phone.
"How had your day been?" Fred asks.
"And are you ready for some bad news?" George asks.
"What on earth are you two talking about?" Harry asks.
"You haven't been back to Surrey have you?", Fred asks.
"Are you fucking crazy? There is no way I would go back there even if pigs fly. So you know I haven't. The closet I have been is to a Board of Governors meeting earlier today", Harry replies.
"How did that go?" they ask.
"Fred, George just get on with it. You haven't called me just for an update on my plans", Harry says and they could tell he was getting annoyed.
"Dementors", they say in unison.
"What about Dementors?" Harry asks.
"Dad came running in not long ago and said that YOU have been expelled…"
"…for casting a Patronus Charm…"
"…in the presence of Muggles"
"Honesty they are stupid to do this. When I am hundreds of miles away and couldn't possible be there. As I have more then enough witnesses to attest to that", Harry replies, "Plus the fact I am emancipated. Someone is trying to silence me"
"That about sums it up", Fred replies.
"Any casualties?" Harry asks.
"Don't know yet", George replies.
"But they will know soon you haven't…"
"…lived with the Dursley's…"
"…for a while"
"Well this just brings up the plans. My Birthday is in a week anyway. And then they would have known", Harry replies.
"So what is the next move boss?" they ask.
"First who exactly is going to Little Whinging?" Harry asks.
The twins give him all the information they had.
"What now your Mightiness?" they ask.
"Just keep listening. And let me know when they realise I haven't been there in years. Make sure you get their reaction for me", Harry says chuckling.
Fred and George chuckle too.
"Will do your Majesty!" Fred and George say.
"Knock off and get to work. Oh and let me know if the Dementors got anyone. I'll send my Agents but I want to know what they can expect", Harry adds.
"Will do", Fred and George say.
They hang up and grin.
"This is going to be fun", the say too each other.
"Lets active those cameras", Fred says.
"And see what are moronic brother, sister and the know-it-all are up too", George adds.
They go off to do their jobs.
This was going to be fun…
"Aunt Amelia we have a developing situation", Harry says into his phone after getting off with the twins.
"What now?" Amelia asks.
Harry explains the situation and to say Amelia was pissed would be an understatement.
"Someone is going to fry for this! I should have been notified!" Amelia growls.
"Well you can start with Aurors Shacklebolt, Tonks, Jones and Moody as they are the ones that have gone to the scene", Harry replies.
"Then they are going to learn they shouldn't be taking orders from anyone but ME", Amelia growls.
She was irritated and Harry knew that. But not just about this. She, Augusta, Neville and Harry had spent the day getting the Board of Governors to see that they needed to change Hogwarts as it was one of the lowest ranking schools in Europe and if not the World.
And then she and Harry had been going over what they had to get Sirius freed.
"I am going to murder Fudge", Amelia growls.
"You do that as I get back to work. You won't believe the paperwork I am up to my eyeballs in at the moment", Harry replies drily.
"It will be less then what I'll have to do", Amelia replies drily.
"I don't think so. Ruling multiple countries requires a lot paperwork. And not all of it my Chamberlin and Advisors can do", Harry replies.
"Good luck with that. And say hello to Susan for me", Amelia says.
"I will. Good luck to you too Auntie Amelia", Harry replies as they hang up.
Harry chuckles when he does just as Zoe, Susan, Daphne and Luna come in.
"What's so funny?" Daphne asks with a raised eyebrow at her husband.
"Just that Auntie Amelia is going to fry some chickens and a wolf"
"Dawlish! MacDougal! Runcorn!"
She calls in three men that were loyal to her and Harry. After all their daughters had married him.
They five Order members go outside and apparate to Little Whinging.
"Where is Mundungus?" Tonks asks.
Suddenly Mrs Figg huffs as she sees them.
"Over here by the tunnel. Four boys looked to be kissed", she says.
They hurry to the tunnel hoping that one of the boys wasn't Harry. But it seemed they were four teenagers. One was Harry's cousin. And it must have been his friends.
"Dementors Kiss nothing we can do for them", Moody growls.
"Where is Dung?" Hestia asks.
"He went off to see someone about a batch of cauldrons that fell of a broom!" Mrs Figg says in a huff, wringing her hands angrily.
"I am going to kill him", Remus mutters, "That's if I can stop Padfoot from doing it"
"We need to alert Madam Bones", Kingsley says, "As two rogue Dementors could do a world of damage"
"No Kingsley we can't do that", a voice says.
They see Dumbledore coming over.
"A crime has been committed here Albus and we can't ignore it", Tonks says protesting.
"Not till we get Harry to headquarters", Albus negotiates.
"What about these boys?" Hestia asks.
"We will take them to a Muggle Hospital and as soon as Harry is safe I will talk to Amelia personally", Albus replies.
Suddenly three pops were heard and they spin around wands trained on the three figures.
"Aurors! Hands up!" the figures call.
"Dawlish? MacDougal? Runcorn? Is that you?" Kingsley asks.
"It is us. What are you going not reporting a crime scene Shacklebolt, Tonks, Jones, Moody?" Albert Runcorn asks eyes narrowing on the scene.
"Aurors there is nothing here to see…", Albus tries to get them to move on.
"Oh I think there is Headmaster. As there are four Muggles that have been kissed in a Muggle neighbour close to the relatives of Harry Potter. In fact isn't one of these victims his cousin?" John Dawlish asks.
"Now there is no need for this", Albus tries again.
"Try and stop this investigation and Madam Bones says she will charge you. Now you can be on your way", Auror MacDougal orders.
"And we will be reporting that you were ALL here", Auror Runcorn adds.
"Who told you we were here?" Moody growls.
"Anything with Potter attached to it gets noticed Moody. You know that. Madam Bones wants this investigation done properly. Since the Minister is insisting to expel Mr Potter. We have managed to put a hold on that till the investigation is done and we interview Mr Potter", Auror Dawlish tells them.
Dumbledore purses his lips.
"I am afraid as his Magical Guardian I can't let you do that", he tries.
The three Aurors hide smirks knowing that Dumbledore couldn't stop them as he would soon realise he had no power of Harry and no idea where he was.
"We will see about that Headmaster", Auror Runcorn says dismissively, "Now leave us too our work"
Albus tells Mrs Figg to go back and watch the Dursley House and that he would send a Guard to pick up Harry in a few hours.
The rest apparate back to Grimmauld Place.
Sirius immediately pounces on them.
"Is he okay?" Sirius asks.
"We didn't see him. But his cousin and three others were kissed", Remus replies sadly.
Molly gasps at that, "Oh the poor dear to lose another family member"
"Why don't you know Padfoot? Didn't you write him?" Remus asks.
"I never got a reply. And neither did Arthur. And our owls haven't returned yet", Sirius replies.
Fred and George exchange a look if they were waiting for replies they would be waiting a while.
"What did you tell him?" Albus asks.
"To stay in the house and to await farer instructions", Arthur replies.
"Good", Albus says nodding.
"What happened out there?" Bill asks.
"Aurors Dawlish, MacDougal and Runcorn turned up", Moody scowls.
"How did they know?" Minerva asks.
"They said anything about Harry Potter was bound to be investigated as the Minister insists on expelling Harry. But Madam Bones it apparently collecting all the facts", Kingsley tells them.
"And we are in big trouble", Tonks tells them.
"Madam Bones might have our jobs", Hestia states.
"I am sure Amelia won't press farer. I'll see to that", Albus calms them.
"They can't expel him! It is in the rules you are allowed to use magic in life threatening circumstances", Hermione exclaims.
"Don't worry Miss Granger, Harry will be fine", Albus assures her.
"He always is", Ron assures her.
"The brat is likely to do something brash and really get himself expelled. Which would be a joy. But he can't get out of situations without help from more capable wizards", Snape sneers.
Fred and George try not to scowl. Harry only was fine because he had true friends and family working beside him. And people that truly were in his corner.
And as Harry was one of the most capable wizards as he ruler entire countries, multiple countries all at the same time AND was still completing school, working with the board of Governors AND being their for his wives and them. He was truly more capable then any of them.
And Neville was a close second.
Didn't matter if he was royalty or not. Harry had a large family to lean on and it didn't include at the moment Hermione, Ron, their Mum and Dad, Sirius and the rest of the Order.
"So what do we do now?" Emmeline Vance asks.
"I need volunteers to go and collect Harry tonight", Albus says to all of them.
Moody, Remus, Tonks, Hestia, Emmeline, Diggle and Kingsley all raise their hands.
"Excellent. Please leave as soon as you can. I don't want the Aurors taking Harry before us", Albus tells them.
They nod and leave. Remus squeezes Sirius's shoulder.
"Don't worry I'll bring the Cub back", Remus tells him.
"You better and in one piece before Fudge gets his hands on him", Sirius replies.
"We will", Remus assures him before leaving.
Fred and George look at each other.
'They are going to be sadly disappointed and very confused', they think to each other.
Harry was currently in his office in Nightstar Island when his ward alarms went off. That alerted him when someone was in the Dursley's yard.
"It is time", Harry says to the people in his office activating the cameras at the Dursley's so they could watch the show.
Tony grins, "This will be fun"
"More fun then we have had in a while", Robin grins.
Harry rolls his eyes, "Sure Puck. Lets just see what those Order members do when they find out I haven't lived there in a very long time. Besides those couple of visits for appearances sake"
"This IS going to be hilarious", Clint says passing out popcorn.
"Mayhem is always nice", Morgana Le Fey says smirking at the scene.
This was a good prank her Husband had set.
"And all this chaos is so delicious husband. Is it my birthday? As this is a wonderful present", Eris says smirking.
Oh she was loving this chaos.
"Looks like it is Moody, Shacklebolt, Tonks, Diggle, Jones, Vance and Lupin", Harry comments looking at the arriving figures.
"This will be even better", Bellatrix chuckles.
"This will be priceless", Narcissa chuckles.
Many of his wives that were with him agreed with them.
"Of course my Loves. Who could say they have pulled one over on Alastor Moody and Albus Dumbledore themselves?" Harry asks grinning.
They knew it was true. Who could say this? Besides Crouch Junior of course…
The group of seven Order members arrive at Privet Drive and walk to the front door and ring the doorbell. After Moody had looked around the street and saying the coast was clear.
Remus stands at the door waiting for someone to answer it.
"Dudders!" a voice calls and then opens the door.
A woman with a long neck, skinny and in a summer dress that didn't flatter her at all opens the door.
"VERNON!" Petunia yells after seeing the Freaks at the door.
Vernon waddles to the door and scowls.
"What do you Freaks want?" Vernon asks, "We thought we got rid of your kind when we got rid of the boy"
"What do you mean you have gotten rid of the boy?" Remus asks alarmed.
"Got rid of him years ago", Petunia replies, "And good riddance to that boy. A worthless freak"
That alarmed them. What did they mean that Harry was gone years ago? He was just here!
"There must be some mistake he has been here every Summer", Tonks asks.
"No he hasn't. The freak has been gone for many years. Only saw him a couple of times since. But he never stays long and pays us well. But never stays overnight", Vernon tells them.
There was something very wrong here.
"But we saw him arrive at the beginning of the Summer", Tonks says.
"We haven't seen him since last summer. Said it would be his last one-day visit. Now be gone before someone sees you", Petunia orders.
This was very, very wrong. Harry WAS here. Could someone had kidnapped him? And erased his relatives memories?
"Stupefy! Stupefy!" Moody growls.
Petunia and Vernon fall to the growl unconscious.
"Search the house", Moody orders.
"Find him otherwise I fear he has been kidnapped", Remus adds.
"Emmeline check the relatives memories and see if these memories have been modified", Moody orders.
Emmeline nods and levitates the Dursley's into the living room. As the others go to search.
When they get to the bedrooms they pick out the one the was Harry's after seeing the locks.
"Harry?" Remus calls knocking on the door.
But nobody replies.
"Alohomora!" Remus snarls thinking about his cub in danger.
The door blasts open and they find a very dusty room and a brick on the floor pulsing magic and a note on top of it.
They cast spells over it.
"It is an illusion charm", Hestia reveals.
"Why?" Tonks mutters.
Remus slowly and cautiously picks up the note.
Sorry your too late Moony and Gang,
I have been gone for quite a while. And you ALL never noticed. Not even the Legendary Auror Alastor Moody and Great Albus Dumbledore.
How on earth did you allow that?
Come and find me if you can. But you never will. Unless I want it.
Happy hunting. And let the games begin!
- Harry J Potter aka Prongslet aka Cub aka Pup.
The Marauders Heir.
'I solemnly swear I am up to no good'
PS: Did you really think I would stay locked up with these people?
They all look at the note in shock.
Did Harry Potter really just pull a fast one on them?
Author's Note: What do you think? Please Review:)