An Immodest Proposal
by Sunflare2k5
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Noobfish and I were talking about Kigo fics, and he said
"Somehow it occurred to me that very little KiGo writers can find a way to deal with
Ron respectfully." So here's my solution to that problem...
All characters are Disney's, and are not being used for profit. And I know Disney
wouldn't approve of this. :)
Shego was lounging beachside at a tropical resort, where the weather was lovely
and the extradition treaties to the USA were nonexistent. She knew that she and
Dr. Drakken had been pardoned a few months ago -- but she also knew that one
stupid bureaucrat or politician messing with the paperwork could negate all that in
an instant. So why chance it?
Then a shadow moved across her. Shego thought it was a passing cloud until she
turned over to see... Ron Stoppable. Never mind, she thought, it's a passing clod!
She glared. "What do you want?"
"I'm not here for a fight -- I wanted to talk to you." He looked down at Shego,
with a serious expression. "About Kim."
"So... what about the princess?" Shego lifted an eyebrow; she'd hear him out...
and then blast him if he got stupid on her!
"Kim told me that while she still loves me... she's felt more and more attracted
to women." A long pause. "Or should I say, to you."
That got Shego's attention! She leaped to her feet, a glittering of green forming
around her hands. "So... you want to eliminate the competition?"
Blue flared around Ron instinctively, before he called the power back under control.
"No -- that's not it at all!" He held his hands out in a soothing gesture. "I love Kim,
and I want her to be happy... no matter the cost. I figured we could... um..." His
voice quavered, "...share her?"
Shego snickered rudely. "And what have you got to offer, sidekick?"
Ron gathered his courage; this was for Kim, after all. "This." Ron stated. And his
pants dropped.
Pants dropping, check. Shego thought boredly till she realized that his boxers had
also dropped. And what he was displaying for her was... wow!
Once Shego could get her breath back and stop drooling long enough to speak,
she grinned wickedly and purred, "Oh you definitely have a deal... lover-man!"
(The End)