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So decided I should do this story now. It won't be too long, and this one is going to be the most light-hearted out of all the stories in this series.

This is basically gonna be Deadpool messing around with Korg, Miek and some other characters, though there will be a plot to this eventually.

And you know, Taika has confirmed Miek as female now, so Miek will be female in this story. She was a bug creature anyway, so it makes sense we couldn't figure out her gender.

Anyway, I hope all enjoy this.

Also, note- I've never actually played Fortnite, so I've no idea if my portrayal of it here is accurate or not.

Chapter 1- Now that is a handsome hunk!

Wade Wilson and Korg were playing Fortnite together as a duo on the 'Fortnite Battle Royale.'

Korg's was calling himself 'Krorg' while Wade was calling himself 'Slade Wilson', and Miek was just sitting and watching them both.

Korg was suddenly hit as he said. "Noobmaster69 is here."

As the kid cussed them, Wade said. "Noobmaster, I will do to you what Justin Bieber does to music."

Then he did an over-exaggerated gasp on hearing the kid's reply and asked. "You like Bieber? Damn kid! Now you're gonna die!"

With that, he fired at Noobmaster from behind, giving some damage before the kid turned and fired back so he had to take cover.

As they were both cussed again, Wade said in a female, flirty voice. "Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come visit you between the holidays?"

The response made Wade face palm. "NO! I do not want to fucking visit you, you edgy little millennial dipshit! Yeah! I cussed you! BOOHOO! GO CRY TO DADDY THAT YOU GOT OWNED BY THE ONE WHO WILL THROW YOUR DEAD BODY IN A POOL!"

With that, Wade threw off his headset and looking at the camera, said. "And this, kids, is why you should play PUBG instead of Fortnite, because here you have all millennial emo dipshits throwing out words they don't even understand, and then they fail to understand some actual good humor from your Uncle Wade."

"Noobmaster has never gone off crying before, man", Korg said. "You are awesome, bro. We should play together more often."

"Fortnite? Nah! Why do you play this shit?" Wade said.

"It is not shit", Korg said.

"It is."

"It is not."

"Play PUBG instead."

"Now that is a shitty name."

"Better than Korg."

"Hey!"

"What is going on?"

They all turned to see Thor had arrived and was looking at the entire argument with amusement on his face.

"Oh my!" Wade said, holding his face in his hands as his eyes went wide on seeing Thor. "You are not Bro Thor! You are a handsome hunk!"

Looking at the camera, Wade pointed at Thor and said. "Now that is one handsome hunk! And since he has not become a pathetic fucktard in this series, it can only mean he is even more badass than normal, isn't that right, people?"

"Who are you talking to?" Thor asked as Wade turned back to him. "And who are you anyway?"

"I am your number one admirer, Lord of Thunder", Wade said, getting to his knees in front of Thor as he grasped his knees and started kissing them actually. "I have come from far and wide to bask in your warm and protective embrace."

Now getting uncomfortable for obvious reasons, Thor said. "I appreciate your admiration for me, but this much admiration is…..well, unneeded."

And with that, he freed his feet as Wade got up.

"Now who are you and how did you get here?" Thor asked.

"Oh, that is a funny, if short story", Wade said, putting an arm around the God of Thunder as he did some funny gestures with his other hand. "See? Winter Thanos, because he was clearly both Winter Soldier and Thanos in one, or just Josh Brolin, or scrotum chin, used this sexy device you see on my wrist to travel to the past to kill a teenager to prevent him from growing up and killing his family, but I was a thorn on his side, because that's what Uncle Wade does best, scare off people with his badassery, and eventually I stopped the teenager from going down a dark path, dying a hero in the process, but scrotum chin was clearly in love with me, so he saved my ass, but got stuck, until my sexy ladies repaired it and also modified it so it can transport me all over the Multiverse, and that's what Uncle Wade loves best. So after saving my lovely Moneca Baccarin, and killing myself, actually, not myself since that abomination was nothing like me, and then actually killing myself to stop myself from making a bad choice, I decided to go to Avengers: Endgame to stop the scrotum-chin myself, but I ended up here instead, which is fine since I was set to make my badass entrance in this franchise ever since it began."

Thor carefully removed Wade's arm from around him, clearly still uncomfortable with it and asked. "Wait! Thanos? You know Thanos? There is one on your Earth!"

"No not Th-Did you hear a word I said? You're what? Beauty without brains or something?" Wade asked, holding his head and looking exasperated, which shocked Thor since he should be the one exasperated.

Then Wade's eyes lit up as he looked up and back at Thor. "Oh crap! Wrong Universe! I am so sorry. If you want", he touched Thor's shoulder. "I can make it up to you."

"Thank you, but I am not interested, Wade, was it?" Thor asked, removing Wade's hand.

"Yeah, the one and only, your beloved Wade frickin' Wilson, whose humor puts the Guardians and you to shame!" Wade boasted.

"So, that device helps you travel the Multiverse, and you somehow know about me", Thor said.

"Oh I know all about you, you Australian Oak!" Wade said, confusing the poor God of Thunder again. "Like how Groot used to bang your wife and killed Tormund for killing her."

At this point, Thor was beyond confused as Wade said. "So? Wanna say something?"

"That device helps you travel the Multiverse, right?" Thor asked.

"Uh-hunk!" Wade said.

"Korg, Miek! It's been a long time since you two went out", Thor said to them both. "Why don't you go out and have some fun with Wade."

"Wait! Now?" Korg asked. "But we have to-"

"Oh that thing will mess with your minds", Thor said to them, though in reality he wanted to kick them out temporarily because Korg's screaming during playing got very annoying, and he wouldn't go anywhere without Miek. "Go out with Wade, you will have more fun with him."

"Will we have fun with you, bro?" Korg asked. "Because fun can mean many th-"

"Oh I am fun!" Wade said to them. "Come on with me! Uncle Wade will give you both a good time! As long as Aragorn is in the mood, which if he isn't, I will kill him."

"All right then!" Korg said as he got up and turned to Thor. "Well, Thor, we are going to be gone for a while. So I hope you can handle things without us."

"I can, my friend, do not worry", Thor said, shaking his head.

"Okay", Korg said as he grasped Wade, and Miek grasped him.

"Now you are all gonna get a load of me", Wade said as he winked at the screen while turning his device and all three vanished in a flash of light.

"Now I can finally have some peace", Thor sighed in relief as he walked off.

And that's the end of Chapter 1, and I hope it was funny and enjoyable.

Next chapter, Wade will meet his BFFs, and you know what that means.

Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter. Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!