Characters read Luffy's different Mama AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Looks like Brulee is a grandmother." Perospero said amused as he watched his sister rage and curse about her boy apparently taking after his father."
"Luffy. Do NOT act like your father." Brulee said immediately and Luffy looked confused but nodded.
"Um no. From our reports the 'unbearable' thing he had done… was simply saving Robin's life. There are no records or hints of them being more than friends and crewmates, or of Robin having any children."
"To be fair if I ever did have children then I'm sure the world would know and put a bounty on them simply because of me." Robin said wincing as she thought of that and glanced at Franky, wondering if that would be a deal breaker in their new relationship.
"Tamago said but a particularly violent string of curses from Brulee kept anyone from hearing him."
"Yeah we might all be pirates and she might be one of the few who almost never leaves the islands…but when she gets going she has the most extensive vocabulary." Citron said grinning slightly at her older sister who shrugged sheepishly.
"From Alabasta, they have traveled to Jaya where they then went to…Skypedia." Tamago managed to call out when Brulee was taking a quick breath from her raging which distracted everyone.
"The mythical land in the clouds?" Anana asked making Tamago nod."
"Not a myth. I've been there before in my youth."
"Yes although it's no myth. It seems that while in Skypedia, Luffy ended up fighting against a man named Enel who called himself a God due to being a lightning Logia." Tamago quickly flipped pages while Cracker narrowed his eyes."
"Wait…a lightning logia…against the guy with the Gum Gum Fruit?" Bege asked raising an eyebrow at that and then grinning slightly when the crew nodded. Oh he would bet that was a hell of a shock to the logia.
"How badly was he hurt before he fled? He didn't have Haki then did he?" Cracker asked looking a bit worried for his nephew.
"It seems his Haki awoke during the War of Best so no he didn't have it at the time but he didn't need it to win." Tamago said making many look confused but Daifuku was the one to speak up.
"He said it just a few minutes ago. Luffy's immune to lightning. Against a Lightning Logia with an obvious ego like Enel, Luffy could win even without Haki." Daifuku said making Tamago nod at the third eldest son."
"Enel's face was hilarious though!" Nami said with a snicker as he recalled the look on Enel's face when he had hit Luffy with his strongest attack and Luffy didn't even feel it.
"After defeating Enel, they then sailed to Water Seven where their ship had begun breaking down. It seems the keel had been cracked during a prior battle." Tamago said making those who sailed wince in sympathy and worry. There had been no way for his ship to be fixed."
"Sorry Luffy." Usopp apologized softly for what he had done back then but Luffy just grinned at him to show that there were no hard feelings.
"There seemed to have been some sort of argument between the Sniper and Luffy over the ship that ended with the Sniper leaving the crew. During this time it seems that the government agents CP9 had taken Robin by threatening the rest of the crew. Most of the reports are muddled on what exactly happened… but it seems that they had taken Robin to Enies Lobby and that Luffy took down many of the soldiers there when he thrashed it to get her back."
"They did. They blackmailed me with the safety of the crew to get me to do what they wished and leave with them. Since I believed I should have never been born at the time and that they were far too kind to die because of me…I agreed. I wasn't expecting them to come chasing me back." Robin said smiling at her crew who all smiled back at her and reached out to hold her.
"You're part of the family Robin. There was no way I was letting them take you." Luffy said grinning at Robin who smiled softly at him in return.
"Tamago said glancing worriedly at Brulee.
"According to our reports, it seems that he… burnt down the World Government flag." Tamago said wincing as Brulee sucked in a sharp breath. Big Mom ended up choking slightly on her tea cake and most of the siblings had their jaws on the ground."
"Actually he told Usopp to shoot it down, Usopp shot it down and set it on fire at the same time." Nami said with a grin to the sniper who grinned back.
"He declared War on the World for Devils Child?" Oven asked gaping in disbelief and earning a nod.
"People do crazy things when they're in love, especially when their loved one is in danger." Big Mom said her voice almost whimsical and nostalgic.
"Not to mention if the report of Devil's Child bearing Luffy's child is true. A man would go to great lengths to protect the woman he loves, even more so when there is a baby involved." Bege said smiling at his own wife and son. He was pretty sure that if Robin had Luffy's, or anyone else's, child it would have been in the paper so he was pretty sure she didn't have one… but better to go along with it. More entertainment for him."
"Besides would you all have listened to me if I told you otherwise?" Bege asked with a grin when the other Charlottes glared at him.
"At least he's taking responsibility for the baby." Brulee muttered making her siblings that heard nod in agreement.
"From there his crew fought against CP9 and…they won. However a Buster Call had already been sent out for the island and…it was only due to their ship somehow coming to their aid that they escaped alive with Robin in tow."
"Merry was an amazing ship." Luffy said and everyone who sailed on her nodded in agreement.
"From there it seems Luffy was out for several days during which his new shipwright Franky built them the new ship the Thousand Sunny." Tamago reported as he slid a picture of the Sunny onto the table where it was eagerly snatched up by Brulee.
"Not exactly snack themed like our ships but it will certainly make people underestimate them."
"What do you mean? Sunny is a mighty proud lion!" Franky said frowning at them and making them sweat drop a bit. A lion or a sunflower?
"Perospero said peering over his sisters shoulder before he gently took the picture from her to pass it around to the others and Mama.
"It seems that Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp was seen in the area at the same time but left the pirates unharmed." Tamago said making Brulee narrow her eyes slightly.
"He's Dragons' father…which means he's Luffy's grandfather." Brulee admitted making some of the other siblings let out low whistles and Big Mom to stare at her daughter in disbelief. She had never really pieced together the Monkey D. part even after Brulee's marriage to Dragon."
"To be fair there are a good couple of people with the last name Monkey that aren't related so it's no surprise." Brulee said defensively when everyone stared at her.
"You sure know how to pick them Brulee-nee." Smoothie said making Brulee blush a bit and shrug sheepishly. She didn't even know it until after she had been married to Dragon when the man himself came busting up onto their ship during their honeymoon and berating Dragon for never inviting him to the wedding.
"Yeah that was a hell of a shock."
"Somehow escaping from Garp,"
"He let us go."
"they then seemed to have sailed straight into the Floridina Triangle where they fought and defeated the Warlord Moriah."
"How did you know about that? I don't think anyone knew about it." Brook asked tilting his head curiously.
"Spies!"
Robin made a mental note of that answer and resolved to get some spies for their crew soon.
"That also seems to be where they recruited a musician named Brook who…well it appears he either wears a skeleton suit all of the time…or he is a skeleton." Tamago said making Big Mom look interested.
"Oh that's rare." Big Mom said her eyes gleaming slightly while Brulee rested her head on the table."
"Oh I'm very much dead! Yohohoho!" Brook said although his voice sounded a bit cracked, which made Luffy go to him and hug him immediately, perching himself in Brook's bony lap.
"What is with my son and picking fights with Warlords?"
"They started it!"
"Brulee asked no one specifically and earning amused looks from her siblings.
"After leaving the Floridan Triangle it seems they went to Saobody to get their ship coated." Tamago said making Bege nod.
"I can tell you what happened there. All of us 'Supernova's were there at the same time and let me tell you something Brulee." Bege blew out a puff of smoke from his cigar as he looked at his sister in law.
"Your son is either a mad genius in the making, or one hell of an idiot." Bege said bluntly causing Brulee to nearly fly over the table and try to wring Bege's neck, the only reason she didn't was because Amande and Compote had quickly grabbed her and nearly tackled her to the floor."
"Sister I know he can be an idiot but please don't kill my husband." Chiffon said looking at her big sister who scowled.
"Then your husband shouldn't talk shit about my son!"
"Are you trying to get Brulee-nee to kill you?" Chiffon couldn't help but ask her husband while Perospero and Galette moved to restrain their sister as well.
"Hey it's not my fault her kid thought it'd be a good idea to punch a Celestial Dragon." Bege said holding his hands up in his own defense and making everyone freeze."
"Yeah you never hear of that happening." Galette said nodding and glancing at Luffy who scowled.
"Dragon shmagon. The bastard had it coming!"
"He did what?" Cinnamon asked staring at her brother in law in disbelief and shock, along with everyone else even Big Mom.
"Yeah kid punched a Celestial Dragon and called an Admiral on everyone. From what I heard they escaped the admiral thanks to 'Dark King' Rayleigh but he and his crew were all sent flying thanks to the Warlord Kuma." Bege said causing Brulee to close her eyes and hit her head on the floor behind her since Perospero and Galette had used their powers to stick her to the floor."
"It was the only way to keep her from literally clawing Bege's eyes out, peroin!"
"My son is insane. I fully blame this on the idiot that stole him from me." Brulee said breaking the silence amongst everyone and earning several snorts of laughter from her siblings.
"Mamamamama! My grandson is an interesting one. Perhaps a bit stupid but interesting none the less."
"Oi! Our captain might be a simple man but that doesn't make him stupid!" Zoro said glaring at Big Mom along with the rest of the crew while Luffy himself didn't look bothered.
"Big Mom said laughing herself in disbelief at the report.
"Gotta say though sis. You're kid has some big balls on him to do something like that." Daifuku said grinning and earning a glare from Brulee who was scowling at all of her laughing siblings."
"What do my ba-"
"It's just something said about someone who's very brave Luffy-kun. Don't worry about it!" Robin said nipping that in the bud immediately. Nope her cute innocent captain was not allowed to know of anything relating to balls or anything.
"Oh okay!"
"Stop laughing you idiots! This means I need to teach my son the merits of ambushes and actually using his brain and that his actions have consequences! Seriously what the hell was Dragon teaching him that Luffy went off and did something that fucking stupid?"
"The jerk had it coming! He was trying to buy Camie and he had shot Hachi!"
"Brulee ranted about her idiot husband having stolen her son and just turned him into an idiot meathead like he was. Of all things for her boy to do, he punched a fucking Celestial Dragon.
Her words just had her siblings laughing harder however."
"Wait…how could Dragon have turned Luffy into anything? Luffy didn't even know of the man until his grandpa told him at Water Seven." Sanji asked looking confused about this and Brulee growled. So Dragon had stolen him from her and didn't even bother to raise the boy himself? That asshole.
"After being separated by Kuma…it…seems that Luffy has somehow ended up on Amazon Lily the Isle of Women." Tamago said earning jealous looks from the males of the family."
"Amazon Lily? Oh the place with Hancock and Sweet Pea!"
"The legendary Island of Women…sis your son either has the best luck in the world or the worst." Monte-d'Or said looking jealous of his nephew's luck.
"I swear I'm going to have grey hair by the time he gets here." Brulee said making her siblings bust out laughing again. Seriously what were the odds that their cautious if clumsy sister would have a son that got into such messes?"
"Apparently very high." Smoothie said snickering a bit at her sisters luck.
"It could be worse. You could be sailing with him." Nami said dryly to the older woman who went pale at that thought. She'd love to be with her son on the seas and making sure he's safe and all herself yes but being there while he does stupid stunts? She'd have a heart attack in the first month.
"Somehow even while he was stuck on the island he…managed to break into Marineford in an attempt to save his brother Ace." Tamago said making all laughter stop as they stared at him in complete disbelief.
"Are you shitting me Tamago?" Big Mom asked staring at the man who shook his head in the negative.
"He broke into the Goverments most secure prison. Of course he did. He punched a Celestial Dragon after all."
"Yeah we still don't know how he did that but we aren't surprised. He does things like that before breakfast." Sanji said lighting a cigarette.
"Brulee looked ready to just give up right now as she stared up at the ceiling in dismay.
"Reports say that he went in alone…but came back out with an army that included the legendary Ivankov, Former Warlord Crocodile, and even Jimbe himself. From there they went straight to Marineford." Tamago said making Bege give a small smirk.
"Yeah kid made a hell of an entrance. Their ship got stuck at the top of a frozen tsunami and they came falling down from the sky towards a completely iced over plaza…and somehow landed in the one area where there was no ice thanks to an earlier attack in the fight." Bege said laughing a bit."
"Yeah that was lucky even if landing on the ice wouldn't have bothered me!" Luffy said with a laugh.
"There his heritage as Dragon's son was revealed to the world and he managed to be acknowledged even by Whitebeard, Whitebeard going so far as to let Luffy lead the charge." Tamago said hurrying this part up since he knew that Mama did not like Whitebeard at all."
"Old man mustache? He was pretty cool. Don't know anything about him letting me lead the charge though." Luffy said shrugging his shoulders although his crew noticed how he was becoming more tense and they were tense as well. After all this was one of their greatest failures. Not being there for this.
"Somehow he managed to make it up to the execution platform and free his brother, however on their way back to the ship something happened and Fire Fist Ace died in Luffy's arms." Tamago said making all of the siblings look upset as they glanced at each other, they knew what it was like to lose a sibling"
Each of the Charlottes' bowed their heads in remembrance of their deceased siblings while the Crew were frowning and reaching out to hold onto their captain who was looking down.
"but…for that sibling to die in their arms? How broken was Straw Hat? Brulee struggled against her binds, wanting to go find her son. She needed to check on him, see him for herself.
"It's unknown for sure what happened from there but Straw Hat Luffy and his crew vanished for two years and during that time it seems as if he were being trained by Dark King Rayleigh himself." Tamago said making all of the siblings look surprised and Big Mom's eyes to narrow."
"Eh Old man Rayleigh? He showed me some stuff with Haki and helped me wake it up and then left me alone." Luffy said tilting his head a bit.
"For Rayleigh himself to take an interest in Luffy. That means he saw something in the brat, something he liked." Big Mom said her eyes narrowed dangerously as she thought about that for a moment.
"After the two years of training, the Straw Hats met back up on Saobody where they then left for Fishman Island. From our spies there I found out that a crew of Fishmen were trying to take over the Island and kill the royal family, and during the fight when Luffy and his crew tried to stop the crew led by Hody…that is when the Candy factory was damaged." Tamago said catching Big Mom's attention."
"And Luffy took the blame so that you would target us instead of Fishman Island." Brook said nodding at that and Big Mom nodded slowly as she stared at her grandson who didn't look the least bit repentant.
"So that's what really happened to the factory." Big Mom said making Tamago nod.
"Yes it was damaged in the fight, and Luffy claimed that he had eaten it so that you would target him instead of Fishman Island. Of course reports do say that he did eat a lot over the course of his stay at Fishman Island so him eating most of the candy is in fact completely possible." Tamago said making Brulee nod slightly."
"Eh I ate a bit of the candy." Luffy said shrugging, he preferred meat. He mostly gave the candy to the children on Fishman Island.
"Yeah Dragon and his father both can put away a lot of food on par with any of us, I'm not surprised my boy has the same appetite." Brulee said smiling ever so slightly at that.
"Dragon? Don't just blame it on the kids father Brulee. You've got a big appetite yourself you know?" Opera said causing the other siblings to grin and tease their sister a bit."
"So do the rest of you! It runs in the family!"
"Yeah last I checked you could eat twice your body weight in food without being full." Cinnamon teased her sister who blushed a bit.
"Not that that says much really." Cracker said snickering.
"Yeah Brulee is like a twig. She weighs less than any of us over the age of fifteen. Even Galette and Monte-d'Or weigh more than her." Smoothie said smirking a bit while Brulee blushed.
"Even I can pick Brulee up and carry her for a few hours without feeling strain. That's how light you are sis, but you wouldn't know it from all the food you can eat." Perospero said dissolving the candy that was on his sister and picking her up to prove his point."
"It's not my fault my metabolism is so high!"
"Put me down you moron!" Brulee said blushing bright red and floundering slightly as Perospero picked her up and swung her around as if she weighed less than a feather, causing the others to break out laughing.
"And…as we recently learned…Luffy and another supernova the Surgeon of Death Law has…taken down and defeated Flammingo the Warlord with Luffy being the one to do the most damage it seems. His new Bounty Poster came out earlier today." Tamago said causing the laughter to stop as everyone stared at him as he held out a bounty poster.
"Let me see!" Brulee struggled in Perospero's hold until she finally was set down and the bounty handed to her despite her hands still being bound."
"Which was not comfortable." Brulee said glaring at Galette and Perospero who grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry." They apologized.
"Oh so that was after we beat Donflamingo with Tra-guy!"
"500,000,000 beli's! That's higher than Tamago's and Bege's and almost as high as Snacks!" Brulee said shocked as she stared at the poster.
"Wow…my little nephew seems to be becoming quite the powerhouse." Perospero said as he took the bounty poster from Brulee and looked at it before handing it to the others, who all gapped in disbelief or made sounds of surprise.
"Interesting. The blood of the Charlotte's really does run strongly within him. My bounty didn't reach that high until I was twenty three. You should be proud Brulee." Big Mom said smiling down at her daughter as she handed the wanted poster back."
"I'm always proud of my baby!" Brulee said smiling brightly at Luffy who looked confused but smiled back.
"I am mama…besides." Here Brulee smiled brightly up at her mother and held up the wanted poster at the same time.
None of her siblings could disagree with the next thing she said, not with the picture so close to her face to provide comparison to.
"He has my smile!"
"Yeah you really do have her smile." Katakuri said and his eyes were soft as he looked from his grinning sister to his grinning nephew.
"Shishishsishi! Cool!"