AN: Hey everybody, this isn't part of the usual update cycle, that's put on pause for the next week. I went through all my stories and I've deleted several of them, most being ones I adopted early on in my writing career on this website. I got rid of them as I found I had no plan and, more importantly, no spark of inspiration for them. So I've decided to add a second chaptered My Hero Academia fic. On my profile you'll find a poll for the candidates on who to pair Izuku with in that next story. I'll put together a list of story options after a pairing is decided, this one being made in mind WITH that pairing so there won't be the kind of debate 'What Doesn't Kill Me' has.

AN2: This is just a dumb little idea that popped into my head the first time I saw this scene and I wanted to share it.

I'll Put a Sock on the Door

-Izuku-

"Now remember Midoriya," Mirio spoke seriously as they entered the Sir Nighteye agency "if you want to be acknowledged by him you need to do one very important thing at this meeting." Perking up at the advice from his senior, Izuku nodded for him to continue "You have to make him laugh, then he'll totally approve of you."

"…Heh?!"

-Sir Nighteye-

Looming over his sidekick Bubblegirl as she writhed in the Tickle Chamber, Sir Nighteye turned as the door to his office slammed open quite dramatically, "Hey everybody, I brought that first year I mentioned yesterday!" Mirio declared happily while a young green haired man stood at his side, blinking in shock at the scene before him.

"…Apologies, didn't mean to interrupt your office date!" the green haired boy Toshinori had given One for All to, for some reason, Sir Nighteye had to choke on his own spit, even Mirio gaping at the audacity of the statement.

"I…that's not…" Sir Nighteye found himself at a loss for words for once at the absurd statement that had been made.

"Don't worry, I won't tell." Midoriya gave a cheeky overdramatic wink, pulling Mirio out by the shirt "I'll just put a sock on the door for you shall I?" and with that the door slammed shut, a small bemused snort escaping his mouth before realized what he just did.

"Fuck…not approving of that boy just got harder."

AN: Like I said, short, dumb, but I had to share. XD