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itsvegebulsoup: Aw thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed this chapter i had rewrote it like three times haha.

naruhinaobsessor : I know i'm so happy we are finally here haha

HayakuHayaku: Thank you c:

panjangya: I know i love stories like these it's sad that theres not more out there but i'll gladly add to it haha

PrincessAndromeda56: Hahah now that you say that it is a little whacky soundin but im glad you pulled through to see that they are crazy for each other.

rasengone : THank you im glad you love my crazy story

Papaleta : LOL i had a good laugh at that too he's a piece of work and yes they are gonna reveal a lot of craziness about each other (hinata would deff like to hide her painting lol).

Kenyata Tabris: Yup that one night stand was magical for them XD. and yeah they wont be so angry with each other anymore... but with others lol

lasombralottusgmail: Que bom que gostou deste capítulo! E nossos dois pássaros do amor obcecados vão entrar em um monte de loucura, então eu espero que você esteja pronto haha c:

Aut: haha I would have gave in a long time ago if I was Hinata and Im super glad you are liking the story so far this chapter had proved to be the most difficult to write because i wanted it to blend well together so i'm super glad it did. Thank you so much for your love and support c:!

Guest chapter 1 . May 13 love your story and writing! thanks for the update : !t thank you i am super happy you are loving my story, thank you for letting me know !

jenuzumaki: yeah so, in this chapter sasuke has a thought about their situation and if you think about it this would be a whole different story if they weren't obsessed with each other lol. And her lying only made his outburst worse so its a good thing she got it out lol

Guest chapter 7 . May 14 Naruhina finally together! Thanks for the updates!: Yay ^_^ im so happy they are together now too it took a few chapters haha.

Jaykyrah : *so is Hinata ~*

Guest chapter 7 . May 15 i'm curious as to what's next because he is still in high school and now that they are a downlow couple what's that gonna look like. since no one knows that there dating to the general public they are single. plus her classroom thinks she's dating gaara. this is recipe for disaster 2 jealous ppl in a secret relationship excited to see how this play out.: Thank you for your comment i alway love to read ones like yours because it makes me happy that you are really thinking about whats next and what is to come- so you are deff right no one will know but them so they are coming to the next bump in the road- they are still technically single.

kawaiihina:hahaha your comments always make me giggle and naruto was only crazy when he thought he couldn't have hinata- and same for Hinata. Like the song i mentioned sums them up perfectly, they are each other's drug/happiness.

Guest chapter 7 . May 16 "closer" de nine inch nails is the perfect song for this chapter, if you dont know, if you don't know it, run to spotify to listen to it: 3 : AH I have heard that song and you are absolutely right that is pretty good for this chapter too lol.

himekassy-chan : a possesive naruto is always my guilty pleasure and I would have gave in already lol

Canomi : They are both crazy- but they are also each others medicine. This relationship is very co-dependent and very toxic but for them in their own little words they are all they need. And you are the first person to comment about the shadow haha! So it might be his imagination and it might not be, he was drinking and didn't get any sleep the night before so it could have been jealous mind creating someone inside her house because that's what he feared. also Sasuke is forever my fav killjoy lol but he tries his best.

HopBunnyQuack: It had to happen sooner or later! But they made up so its okay now lol c:

browniefic: aw thank you so much for your kind words and i always love a good crazy romance story c:

AvatarUzumaki : Naruto is always adorable when hes jealous and so is hinata hehe i love them both as obsessed idiots and it's going to be a long road till he graduates lol

Guest chapter 7 . May 22 Love, love, love Naruto and Hinata finally together!: It took 7 chapters but we are finally there haha c:


Chapter 8

Hinata was having a delightful dream. Her mind swimming with pleasure. Her body shivering- she felt good- too good.

She woke up with a heaty moan panting breathlessly. Twisting in the sheets she felt her legs weak, something wet was rubbing her slit making her tingle all over. A shakey hand grabbed the covers and lifted it up- pale eyes meeting blue.

"N-Naruto~ ah~" She moaned seeing Naruto in between her legs, lapping her juices desperately.

He pulled back with a smirk, mouth wet, "Mornin babe. Just getting my breakfast since you rudely interrupted my meal yesterday." He winked before diving back in. Hinata's head leaned back to release another groan. She was as red as could be.

Waking up to the blonde giving her oral pleasure was one thing but being eaten out, in such a... ferocious way. It had her heart hammering against her chest.

Hinata rolled her head to the side seeing the sun peeking through the curtains. Even in her pleasure-filled mind, she tried to think of school.

"Naruto- ah" She tried to speak as she looked down at the boy. "School- we, ah we are gonna be late ah~" She tried to sit up on her arms but the blonde boy wasn't having it. He dragged her up by the legs and grabbed her midsection, bending her in an awkward position. Hinata squeaked finding herself in a weird wrestling pose, her legs practically over her head.

"Uzumakiaaah~" She tried to scold him but his tongue made that very difficult- not that she minded.

He pulled back just a bit looking down at her with lidded eyes, "Not letting up until you squirt in my mouth. So just relax yeah, let me take care of you." He spoke huskily making Hinata blush.

Hinata nodded her head lightly with a bite of her lip... it wouldn't be so bad if she enjoyed this. Naruto smiled as he went back to his mission, lying his tongue flat against her slit as he flicked her sensitive nub with ease.

"Oh- " Hinata's eyes fluttered as she sighed. Naruto just knew how to play with her body with ease.

Before she knew it she was twisting the sheets in her fingers, moaning desperately as her stomach tightened up.

"C-cumming- N-naruto- oh fuck~!" Hinata cursed as she saw stars, her body rippling with her orgasm. Gushing upon Naruto as he drank her juices.

The purple-haired girl panted coming down from her high, twitching ever so often as Naruto cleaned her up. What a way to be woken up- it was better than coffee.

"Damn that was hot Hina." Naruto licked his lips lying her legs back down on the bed. "By the way... did you curse?"

Hinata blushed looking away from the teasing boy as she pressed her fingers together, "Uuh- I- I don't remember..."

"Heh it's okay Hina you can be honest with me, just tell me you like my tongue fucking you." Naruto stuck his tongue out at the flustered woman.

"N-Naruto-!" Hinata looked on the verge of passing out, her blonde boy chuckling away as he grabbed his pants off the floor.

"Sorry sorry, you are just so cute."

She pouted playfully sitting up, watching him while he got dressed, an obvious hard-on between his legs.

"W-what about you..." She asked softly, he tossed her a glance as he looked for his shirt.

"I wish babe, but I gotta hurry up so Nagato doesn't call the cops." He grinned but she shook her head in confusion.

"Why would... um Nagato? Call the cops? Is he your friend?"

"No, he's my cousin... and I kind of stole his car." Naruto smiled walking towards her, shirt in hand.

Her eyes bulged at this, "Wh-"

Naruto placed a swift kiss on her lips silencing her. "I know I know, It was wrong but I just... had to see you... I just love to be with you and I'm sorry we don't have much time."

"No, we don't." She sighed, a hint of disappointment.

"It's okay." He pushed his arms through his shirt and pulled it over his head. He leaned down and kissed her cheek, "Don't worry we will have another time for that. But I gotta get to this class or my sexy teacher is gonna be pissed." He picked her hands up and kissed her upon them, making her blush.

"You're right, no more being late to my class." She smiled poking his nose playfully. "And no ditching!"

He laughed making his way out the door, "No way imma miss my favorite class."

Hinata jolted seeing him go, "W-wait-" She stumbled out of bed with the sheet upon her chest.

Naruto paused seeing her come forward, her arm outstretched as she handed him her phone.

He grinned taking it from her hand, "What do you want me to do with this?" He feigns ignorance as she hid shyly behind her bangs.

"Could... could I have your... number?" She murmured barely above a whisper.

Naruto could have been an asshole and ask her to speak up but he knew what she said, for the most part.

"Alright alright." He smiled typing in his number on her phone. Hinata noticed him taking his time just as she did when she gave Gaara her phone. He wanted to make sure it was right, a small smile crept upon her lips.

"There." Naruto handed it back to her.

His contact was - Sexy Fox *Devil emoji* *Fox emoji*

Hinata snorted at the name and cover her mouth with a hand, giggling behind it.

"Hey, you are going into my phone as Juicy Bunny!" He laughed with her as they shared in their mirth.

She smiled up at him holding the phone to her chest, neither of them wanting to leave the other.

"See you at school Naruto."

"I might be a little late but yeah..." He smiled as she rolled her eyes at him.

"Well go go!"

"Yes ma'am!" He hurried out, putting his hood on so his head was covered.

Hinata stepped towards her window, pressing on Naruto's contact. She watched him leave the house, crossing the street as he dug in his pocket. He grabbed his phone out and answered it.

"Hello?" He spoke in her ear.

"Drive safe."

Hearing her voice Naruto turned to the window and grinned up at her.

"Of course."


When Naruto got home he sighed deeply, he was going to receive an earful from Nagato. Might as well man up and get it over with- it was well worth it and he'd do it again in a heartbeat.

Kicking the door open he walked into the house with his apology written in his head. He heard the loud music playing in Nagato's art room- hopefully, he was in a good mood.

Konan looked surprised when he rounded the corner, she was wearing a white tank top and pajama pants as she cooked breakfast.

"Naruto..." she hissed walking towards him with a glance behind her, "We thought you went to school?"

Naruto gulped, "Okay Konan... I might have snuck out... and took Nagato's car... but I'm super fucking sorry... I've been having a lot going on but I'm better now and I swear I will do better and like I said I am really freaking sorry... could you give him a blow job to lighten his mood when I tell him?"

Konan gasped at his revelation, mouth hanging open. He just... told her all of that? And he was sorry? "Where's Naruto and what have you done with my little blonde brat..."

Naruto laughed lightly but sighed in deep remorse, "I went to meet... with that girl... from the bar and we made up so... I don't regret it I'm just sorry I reacted so irrationally..."

Konan twisted her lips in thought nodding her head lightly, "You met that girl? The bitch that gave you the wrong number?"

"Don't call her that..." Naruto hissed angrily, "It was a misunderstanding... but-"

"Naruto?" Nagato walked in with a long silky blue robe, hair in its usual loose bun. "What. Are. You. Doing. Here." He narrowed his eyes making Naruto readjust his backpack strap nervously. Here it comes-

"I-"

"He forgot something so Sasuke dropped him back off, I was gonna take him." Konan slipped the keys from his hand and walked to Nagato, placing a swift kiss on his cheek.

"Oh." Nagato raised a brow, his anger dissipating.

Oh is fucking right, Naruto looked surprised but when Nagato looked at him he smiled brightly.

"Yeah sorry- won't happen again. At least I'm going, right? And-and I spoke with my teacher- she said it was fine and she won't mark me tardy!" Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Breakfast is done sweety, I'll take the knucklehead." Konan handed him a plate as he took a piece of bacon off it.

"Okay but hurry home, I gotta finish the painting by Saturday." Nagato gave her another kiss and walked away with his food, Naruto left dumbfounded.

"Hurry up and get in the shower- and make it snappy, he's going to be jamming to music while he finds his inspiration for his painting, you know how he does."

"You didn't tell on me?" Naruto questioned but Konan waved him off.

"Naruto, I had never seen you so devastated over any girl. And yet I have never seen you so sorry for doing something- so I know you really like her. If you guys made up and you are serious about doing better then I will save you this once."

Naruto smiled brightly making Konan's heart warm, "Thanks Konan- best big sister ever~" Naruto grabbed her in a big hug and placed a sloppy kiss to her cheek making her snort playfully.

She slapped his arm with light pats, "But! You have to visit the perv, deal?

Naruto hesitated with a nervous chuckle, "kay..."

"Also, I want to meet this girl."

"Fuck."


Hinata felt like she was walking on clouds. Her head held up high as she made it to her classroom with such grace. She smiled brightly catching sight of her students waiting outside of her room... She might have been a little late but that's okay.

"Goodmorning~" She beamed at them reaching for her keys as she opened her door. Her students gave each other questioning stares as she let them in.

They weren't used to Hinata being so, happy. Though that only made class livelier. She taught with a stern and light voice, way more into her subject than usual. Her eyes shining brightly. Something had definitely happened to make her this animated.

She walked around the class with more pep in her steps, Naruto wasn't there when class started but that didn't make her sad. She knew he would come.

"What do you think has Ms. Hyuga so merry?" Ino whispered to her pink friend.

"Maybe she went on a date with Gaara?" Sakura whispered back.

Sasuke was also super curious. He knew the blonde was an obsessive shit head so no way he would allow her to be happy with some other man. So what gives? He didn't even bother to stop by the Uzumaki house today- he knew the blonde would do something stupid. Hell, he wouldn't be surprised if he walked to Hinata's house- but this was not the outcome he expected today.

He expected to read some dark shit on the news.

A missing Naruto and a happy Hinata. Was... interesting.

Either Naruto gave up on his obsession- or it had just begun. Sasuke was nervous to know which path this little story has taken.

Hinata continued to speak, writing on the board, explaining the work.

Just then Naruto in all his glory stepped into the room with a huff of air, clearly tired from possibly running. Hinata's happy glow seeming to halt as she capped her marker with a sassy snap.

She frowned deeply upon him, making him scratch the back of his head awkwardly.

"H-hey..." He chuckled cheekily.

"Do you have a tardy pass Mr. Uzumaki?" Hinata crossed her arms under her chest, tapping her marker lightly.

"Uh... no..."

At that Hinata pointed outside, walking to the door as she set her marker down.

"Oh come on Ms. Hyuga~" He whined making the class laugh and snicker.

"Out." She walked him outside, pulling the door so she could shut it. "Everyone please continue working on the material." With that, she closed the door.

Sasuke was floored- what was that? He looked around to see if anyone else caught on but none of them did. Was he the only one that realized what just happened?

"Naruto is such a baka~" Ino giggled to herself.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, he was surrounded by bakas.

~Meanwhile~

As soon as the door closed, Hinata cracked a small smile, the blonde following suit.

"How... angry was Nagato?" She questioned softly.

"So get this-" Naruto grinned, "I didn't get in trouble, he doesn't know."

"Hm..." Hinata hummed, "But you should tell him..."

"Don't worry about that, I just need you to... mark me present... and on time." Naruto bit his lip as his teacher looked at him with a scolding gaze.

"I swear I will be on time from now on- scouts honor!" Naruto put two fingers up waving them in front of her.

Hinata snorted looking at his fingers, "It's like this." She raised her three fingers up showing the proper way making him curse.

"Damn- I was never a good boy scout either." The two giggled as Naruto began looking around. Hinata looked at him curiously as he scanned the area with piercing eyes, the laughter fading away.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, I was just making sure everyone was in class..." He murmured thoughtfully still observing their surroundings.

Hinata tilted her head curiously, "Why?"

Naruto looked down at her and grinned, "So I can do this-" He grabbed her face between warm hands and brought his lips crashing upon hers. His body pressed to her front.

"MM!" Hinata was shocked as he pulled away with a pop of their lips.

"Naruto- not in school!" Hinata whisper shouted at him with flushed cheeks. What if someone saw them?

"Sorry I just had to- fuck this is gonna be hard."

Hinata smiled at him knowing just what he meant, "I know Naruto but keep it together... okay... Now we should go back inside... act as if I scolded you." Hinata stepped back to grab the door giving him one last look over.

He was smiling and then swiped a hand in front of his face as he turned his lips into a frown. Hinata fought back a giggle biting her lip.

"Behave yourself..." She pulled the door back and let the blonde in, walking behind him as she too put on a sour face.

"Are you trying to beat your world record of tardies this year?" Sakura asked making some of the others giggle.

"You noticed?" Naruto chuckled.

Ino waved a disciplining finger his way as he sat down and grabbed out his things, "Ms. Hyuga was in such a good mood before you showed up, she might give you detention, you know how much you hate those."

Naruto froze as he looked at his paper, eyes snapping up to said woman as their gaze connected briefly. She shyly looked down at her notes as she uncapped her marker, getting ready to resume class.

"No... I wouldn't want that..." Naruto hummed thoughtfully. "That would just be... a pain in my ass..."

Sasuke turned to him with a raised brow, his eyes pinning him with an observing glare, "Would it now..."

"Yes... yes, it would..." Naruto raised his own brow his way, their eyes seeming to speak for themselves.

"They're doing that thing again..." Ino hummed.

"Mhm... their secret conversation... you only achieve that after dating for years..." Sakura whispered back as the two boys sent her a death glare. The girls snickered but before they could say anything Hinata dinged her bell so she could continue class.

During class Hinata was very serious with teaching, sometimes she'd catch the blonde staring at her and she'd have to tell him to focus on his work. She didn't want her newfound relationship to distract her from giving him the best education. He still really needed this class, and with all his tardies and absence she was afraid he'd fall behind. Maybe giving him detention wasn't a bad idea- for him to learn- nothing else...

At least that's what Hinata told herself.

After the bell rang everyone began to hustle out. Just as Naruto passed by Hinata's desk she cleared her throat making him stop. He looked at her with a raised brow as she slid a pink slip to him- A warning note. It meant one more tardy and he will get detention.

"Oh come on!" Naruto exaggeratedly snatched the slip off her desk and stormed out of the room. His peers laughing at the theatrics.

Hinata had to hold in her laugh. The blonde knew how to put on a show.

Sasuke walked by her desk, catching her attention.

"Can I help you Uchiha...?" Hinata rolled her chair in so that she may sit up straight.

"I just hope you don't pick up bad habits from your newfound relationship..."

Hinata paled at his words, eyes going wide- he was insinuating that she picked up being tardy from Naruto, how did he know? He couldn't. He smirked at her obvious embarrassment.

"From Gaara."

Hinata was floored, watching Sasuke leave with the rest of his friends. She had forgotten they thought she was dating Gaara. It didn't matter though, they could think what they wanted she's just glad Sasuke didn't know she was with Naruto... which was weird because for a second there it seemed he did...

Hinata shook her head softly, Sasuke was an odd young man. Smacking her lips she grabbed out her phone to text her sexy fox.

Juicy Bunny: You should be an actor lol

Sexy fox: thank you I thought you'd like that. And a warning note Hinata? Are you trying to spend more time with me?

Juicy Bunny: No! I only did it because your friends were right I should have given you that, I don't want anyone to think I'm playing favorites. Just don't be tardy anymore.

Sexy Fox: No promises ;)!

Juicy Bunny: :l

Sexy Fox: LOL I wish I could see your pouting face you should download snap chat so you can send me pictures.

Hinata bit her lip, that was surely going too far right? Was she being too reckless? Her breath caught in her throat at the idea, it's not like she could openly ogle him so...

Juicy Bunny: No, I shouldn't. I think that is too far and delete these messages okay?

Hinata's heart hammered as she deleted the thread and set her phone on her desk. She leaned back with a deep sigh, all they had to do was wait for graduation... then she would have to face her father. She could hold off until then. It would probably be best if she didn't do anything with him but Kami knows that would be impossible- even for her.

She found herself messaging Naruto through her lunch break and in between classes- she didn't want to distract him too much from learning so she had tried her best to not text him during teaching. Deleting her messages after setting it down. She was being super cautious about the whole thing- as cautious as she could be at least.

At the end of the school day, Hinata had waited briefly after all her students left. She checked the time knowing that Naruto had P.E he'd be taking a shower before he went home so she could catch him walking out.

Getting up with her things she texted the boy as she walked to her car. It's not like she could walk right up to him... it will just be a coincidence...

She caught sight of him coming towards her, there weren't a lot of students around but she still spoke in an authoritative voice, to put up a front.

"Uzumaki."

Naruto pouted at her scolding tone, but she could see the shine in his eyes.

"I'm sorry for being tardy, I'll be on time tomorrow!"

"You need to work on the homework too, I don't want you following behind but you have a lot of catching up to do."

Naruto chuckled, "I know, I might need some help-"

"Naruto!" A new voice called to them.

The two stopped walking as Tayuya sauntered up, a blush on her cheeks. Hinata had to hold back the frown that threatened to take her face.

"Hi, Ms. Hyuga- ah Naruto so I... wanted to talk with you if that's alright." She gave Hinata a brief glance before turning her full attention to the blonde, a shy smile upon her lips.

Hinata held back a painful swallow- how she hated that she couldn't claim him so no other girls would try to. On the outside- he was a very handsome young man, who was single. But he belonged to her.

Naruto looked at Hinata who was trying her best to keep a smile on her face- but he knew better. He also knew it would bad if he didn't play it cool.

"Sure." The blonde nodded as the girl lit up like a Christmas tree.

'It's not like he asked you out.' Hinata hissed in her head.

Tayuya bowed quickly, "Cya later sensei." She looked up at Naruto as she began to walk with him.

Naruto gave Hinata a lopsided smile, "I'll be on time kay?" He was walking backward, mouthing a 'Sorry' to her but she only nodded her head and waved at her students.

She sighed making her way home. Irritation settling in along with jealousy.

Kankuro was outside when she arrived, hopping off his porch as she got out. She gave him a soft smile, bowing politely.

"Hey, what's this about?" He chuckled lightly.

"I am sorry for being rude to you last night." She stood up straight and sighed deeply, "I know you were just worried about me but I promise I am fine now."

Kankuro furrowed his brows in thought, "Ok. You just seemed, really out of it... So if you need anything please come to me..." He doesn't know how many times he says that to her, but she never reaches out a hand for him. She had to be lonely and he didn't want her to be, he wanted to be there to comfort her.

Hinata smiled softly, he had mistaken her newfound irritation," I'm fine. Really." She was- she was just annoyed that Tayuya interrupted her three-minute walk with her blonde.

Kankuro looked at her with too much intensity at that moment. Like he wanted to say something. She began to feel nervous- she hoped he didn't see Naruto when he left out but he should have been well on his way to sleep. Hinata quickly made her way up the steps afraid if he knew the truth or not- "Goodnight Kankuro." It was non of his business anyway.

She had other matters to attend to.

Kankuro looked at her worriedly but she didn't spare another glance his way.

After getting in her house she clicked on Naruto's contact. The phone ringing as she settled in. It rang for quite some time making her furrow her brows, but soon his voice was in her ear.

"Hey my little bunny."

She waited not saying anything. Maybe this was a bad idea.

"Bunny?" He questioned.

"Are you alone?" She whispered making Naruto laugh.

"Yeah, I'm in my room."

"By yourself?"

"Yes, Hina. I would much rather be with you though."

"..." Hinata paused clearing her throat. "You know you can't come over, my neighbor might have seen you this morning..."

"I'll wear a hood-"

"You don't even have a car right now."

"I'll find a way." he retorted rather quickly.

"You can't..."

"Yeah yeah I know." He sighed, their conversation going silent.

Hinata bit her lip gently, "So... what did Tayuya say?"

"Who?"

"Naruto." She rolled her eyes with a pout.

"Hehe, my sweet honey bunny being jealous- you're so cute. She just wanted to know if I needed a ride."

"Did-did you...?

"Yeah, she just took me home."

"Oh..." Hinata felt her face heat up, but then Naruto's boisterous laughter made her gasp. "Naruto..."

"I didn't Hinata, I got a ride with Sasuke."

Hinata poked her lips out not saying anything making Naruto apologize over and over again and make kissy noises on the other side. Hinata began to giggle a little at the goofy noises.

"Fine... you are forgiven... I just wish... I could claim you..."

Naruto let out a low groan, "Damn I wish I could do the same to you... I'm tired of everyone assuming you are with Gaara... Next time I'm gonna put hickies all over your body and you better tell them it was from someone else not Gaara."

"N-naruto!" Hinata blushed, "Th-that is very inappropriate- I can't walk around like that..."

He snickered, "Okay, I'll let you do it to me, how about that?"

Hinata bit her lip in thought, the idea that Tayuya and any other girl would see hickies on him would definitely make them jealous... and hopefully back off.

"Okay..."

Naruto choke on the other end with a laugh, "Seriously? You lewd girl, you must really hate the idea of any female near me huh?"

"So do you! you came into my house with a b-bat!" Hinata glanced at her still destroyed living room with a slight twitch of her brow.

"Oh shit, I guess I got you beat..."

The two laughed, Hinata grabbing some tea as she sat at her desk, and Naruto playing his game- never ending the call as they enjoyed each other's voices.

Not until they went to bed, saying goodnight.

Hinata curled up with her pillow with a soft smile on her lips, looking at her phone with a picture of a sleeping Naruto. She wished he was right here by her side- she had the absolute best sleep last night- and an even better morning.

Hinata sighed, closing her eyes.

This was definitely going to be difficult... only nine more months to go...