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"They replicated the mess on the floor..."

"A little mess never hurt anyone, now lets get settled in." Polt jumped over the back of the couch in the new apartment, and she settled on top of a pile of dirty clothes. The couch was her property, but the dirty clothes belonged to both her and Naruto. Both of their belongings were moved to the apartment, so the mess was a combination of her mess and his mess from both of their previous messy homes.

"I'm going to go work... after a shower."

"Want me to wash your back for you?" Polt raised a hand over the couch so that it was visible, and her offer could be made. Naruto looked at her with shocked eyes for a moment, before he looked away in thought.

Bath with a hot dog girl?

Common sense and following the law?

He could ask if Polt was a virgin, because if she wasn't a virgin then he wouldn't be popping her cherry by making a move on her. That would follow the law, since it applied to anything that was considered sexual harm. Still, it would be pretty embarassing for him to ask her about her previous, possible, sex experience.

"No thanks this time."

"Wait!... I want to take a shower first, I smell really bad." Polt jumped up after sniffing herself. Naruto raised an eyebrow, since she just smelled like moist dog, which for any person who was a dog owner or had experience with dogs, wasn't a smell that they were super bothered by. Of course, it might just be a case that she didn't like the smell of her own BO, or that she was self-conscious about her odor, even though she liked to smell other people.

"Sure." Naruto relented the first shower to her.

Her tail wagged super happily when he let her go first, and just watching her tail wag, and her booty shake, put a smile on his face. Naruto started to gather clothes off of the floor, and he noticed that one of Polt's sports bras were on the floor. The moving people had really decided that whatever was a mess before, should be a mess now. They didn't make sure the apartment was clean, no, they made sure that two messy people would be living in the mess that they had lived in before the move.

Rude.

Kind of funny.

Maybe this was the inspiration he would need, living with a kobold, to get him out of his creative slump. He both loved and hated his job, because it was a job that he never wanted in the first place. Yet it was the job he had gotten ever since he was 16 years old and still in high school, and now 3 years later he still had this job. The job he inheritted after his godfather had passed away, and left it to him.

Icha Icha.

Jiraiya, his godfather, had written 4 Icha Icha books that were popular among perverts, men and women alike, and his books had only gotten more popular as the public learned more about monster species.

Icha Icha Paradise
Icha Icha Violence
Icha Icha Innocence
Icha Icha Tactics

These were the super perverted books that his godfather's adoring fans loved, and they had demanded more of them. Since nobody knew that Jiraiya had been killed in an accident, and his pen name was different than his real name, AND combined with the fact that only his manager knew who he really was, Naruto continued the tradition of creating books for the series in the passing of his godfather.

Icha Icha Strap
Icha Icha Pooltime
Icha Icha Emotion
Icha Icha Dynamnic

Then there was the side story of Emotion called Ero Ero Install, but that was the least popular of his books due to it not being important to the timeline of the stories, having taken place far into the future. Naruto usually took 7 weeks to finish writing a book, but for the last 4 months he had hit a real creative slump due to the high demand for newness to the books.

"Coming through, forgot a change of shorts."

"Pffffft!?" Naruto spat his air out when he saw Polt wearing nothing but a towel around her body walk through, grab some shorts off the floor, before she pranced to the bathroom again. Her tail lifting up the back of the towel, so that her entire ass was on display. The door closed behind her, but he still stared at it with his eyes widened. "... Icha Icha... Doghouse?" Naruto spoke to himself as he thought about the title of the next story.

He hated this job.

Yet he didn't quit, because the Toad Sage needed to keep writing the story. He couldn't let his godfather's legacy just die off, not when his books weren't finished. He hated writing, it was boring, but he couldn't give the story some half baked ending either. Now he was starting to get an idea for what he wanted to write the next book about, who the next heroine would be designed after.

"... Fuck... I've already got the basic plotline... might as well go for it and see if it catches on. Who knows, maybe this one will be more popular than Install." Naruto decided that he didn't have much choice but to go for it. He wasn't hard for money right now, but fans of the series were starting to get really impatient with the author for not making the next book. "... got it..." Naruto got most of the plot worked out in his head.

Now he just needed to put it onto paper.

-8 weeks later-

"The newest Icha Icha book is flying off the shelves faster than ever before, get your own copy while you can, and hurry, because for the first time the heroine is a liminal. Fans who pre-ordered this book in advance are super lucky, aren't they Takashi... Takashi?" The female news host asked as she held up a book to show off the new, popular 18+ book about the male protagonist and for the first time a non-human female. Even she had read some of the book, and she would have to say that she was enjoying it.

After the first 4 books, more women started to enjoy the series as the writing style seemed to change, and become just so much easier for them to pick up and read. Not only did it have the same smut as before, but it had romantic subplots that really had female readers wishing they could date the hero of the story themselves.

"Takashi?"

"It would seem that Takashi has left to go get himself a copy, before the shop nearby runs out... it would seem that I'm on my own today..." The female show host realized what had happened when she was signalled the story.

Naruto watched the TV and he watched live, seeing his own sales numbers shoot up to the point they were higher than the first 4 original books combined, and were more popular than each of his own 4 main installments on an individual level. Polt wasn't in the apartment at the moment due to needing to go and see to her gym, she was constructing some kind of interspecies gym, was nearly finished.

"I'm back, everything seems under control there... and guess what I got myself, for free... this neat book about a kobold and human... Icha Icha Doghouse, and since I was given this copy, I thought, might as well buy the rest of the series, see what is going on with it." Polt walked into the apartment with a bunch of books in her arms. She had a grin on her face, sitting down right next to Naruto on the couch.

Naruto might have not told Polt that he was an author, and she might be under the impression that he got his money through a different means at the moment. It wasn't exactly easy for him to admit to the fact that he wrote porn, nor would be bring that up to Polt while he was still in the process of getting to know her on a more personal level.

Polt had NO problem telling him anything that he wanted to ask when he asked it, but for some personal things he just had trouble asking her.

He did enjoy the 8 weeks that he had been spending with her though, she was a great roommate. Still, 8 weeks was not enough time, and he was constantly being expected to take her to gyms and stuff. Other times Smith would come by and pick Polt up to help with something related to interspecies relations. Turns out she was a good diplomat for her species, and the Kobolds were rich as fuck.

Like, stupid rich.

"The guy who sold me these said that if I can power through the first 4 books, the books after it get a lot better for ladies to read... you ever hear of these books?" Polt asked as she asked Naruto.

He quickly turned away.

"... Maybe somewhere."

"Cool, well, I'm going to work myself up a sweat, then a shower, then a good book before and after dinner. Lets see just how good these books are, we should totally read these together, it would be so much fun."

"... Maybe some other time." Naruto was not about to read porn with his super attractive, female roommate.

Nope.

Not happening.

Chapter End!
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