Artemis contemplates life...sort of. And also, some other things happen. Parings if you close one eye and tilt your head a bit to the left. Oneshot requests are now open!

Artemis and Holly have been captured, and Koboi is dangerously close to destroying the space-time continuum. But then something goes wrong... (No, not the Doctor) (1-shot)

"What is the worst that could happen if something goes wrong this time?", Angelina demanded to know. "Minor explosions, maybe some toxic elements spreading inside the mansion and well, or I could destroy gravitation in a smaller area." Artemis answered. "What are you working on!" "Like I already confirmed, I am working on Holly's present."

When Holly had been called by Foaly early in the morning, because the LEP needed her even on her day off, she was prepared for everything. It was pretty often her well deserved breaks were cut short because of an emergency; criminals do not care about your work-life balance, commander Root had told her once. Yes she was prepared for everything, such was her life. Or so she thought.

He's a genius. He's a criminal mastermind. He's a millionaire. And he has never been on a date before. Though, it's not a real date. After all he and Holly are best friends… On the other hand neither of them ever has been out to drink some coffee without having to save the fairy civilization either.

A little pairing involving Arty and Holly. Takes place a year after TLG. This is how I imagine Arty getting his memory back.

Artemis Fowl has been invited to attend a dinner party in Haven along with several of his friends only to be thrown into another adventure to save not just the people or humanity but all life that exists.

I want the gold to be prepared if Cudgeon's plan goes wrong. Try to win all my supporters for my plan. I'm pretty sure Lope will be on our side, Cahartez too and maybe even Vinyáya. She always had a fondness of me. I am good looking after all. "You can t be serious!" "I never make any jokes", Root claimed, without flinching an eyelash. "Never."

Artemis eats a rare delicacy ;) [Artler]

A young centaur comes knocking at the Fowls' door, looking for safety from an enemy. Only she's no centaur. And this 'enemy' isn't just another fairy out to get her. It's something bigger. And it's getting stronger. As if the pressure isn't high enough, there's also a really awesome species at risk of extinction. Not the best summary I've ever written. T for language and stuff.

Holly gets a call from Artemis in the middle of the day, so she flies to the manor as quickly as possible... she knows it must be urgent. But why EXACTLY is he so desperate to see her? Is it more... or much, much less important than she thinks?

Artemis and Butler have fallen for each other. The only problem is that Artemis Fowl senior isn't exactly an Artler fan. Now Artemis must choose between his birthright and the man he desires in this epic battle of family vs. love. Artemis/Butler slash. Yaoi lemon.

Small stupid one-shot I got bored review how ya want rated T for some reason

Artemis, Athena, and Trevor now know they are the Greek gods of their world. Their mission? To find the others. (This is the last installment of a trilogy that starts with my story 'The Other Magical Creature' which you don't HAVE to read, but I would say that you should read the 2nd installment 'Athena's Inter-dimensional Adventure', because it explains things you should know.

I feel that there is not enough stories about Butler and the academy, this is my attempt at remedying that. Chap.3; Routines

Trouble Kelp was supposed to be having a good day. But then he remembers he lost a bet, and his brother won't give him a moment of peace, and he still has to be on time for his date.

Artemis Fowl II. Juvenile genius, fairy trapper, savior of the People (on numerous occasions)…and big brother to two troublesome twins. Yup, reduced to headache-inducing babysitting. Brilliant. Of course, the appearance of an old friend during a fierce storm tends to make things a bit more interesting… Rated K friendship/family

A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!

It's Halloween week guys, which means its time for my halloween special. Artemis gets invited to a halloween party held in his honor. But what he doesn't know is that his friends set it up so he could lose his 'pureness'. And who's the sexy angel? Slash and drinking. Lots of OC's. Enjoy my pretties!

Rewritten! AU in which the fairies are human. When Holly Short runs into the mysterious Artemis Fowl on a rainy night in the park, they soon become friends. As they continue to grow closer, will romance blossom between them? Can Holly help Artemis through his pain? Artemis x Holly. Warning: Contains Suggestions of Child Abuse

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. AU in which the fairies are human. When Holly Short runs into the mysterious Artemis Fowl on a rainy night in the park, they soon become friends. As they continue to grow closer, will romance blossom between them? Can Holly help Artemis through his pain? Artemis x Holly. Warning: Contains Suggestions of Child Abuse

Artemis Fowl II's Atlantis Complex is acting up again, this isn't good. he's scared of fours, counting his words, and worst of all, he isn't smiling. When Holly comes over, she makes it her mission to get his smile back. Too bad for Artemis she comes to a ticklish solution. :D

The strange eons have come, and death lays dead on the road. Those who cannot move on find themselves living their lives again and again. As Artemis and Holly struggle to survive in these strange repeats of time, it becomes clear how much they need not only their wits, but also each other. Groundhog Time Travel, eventual A/H.

Myths are truths that often become distorted as time goes on but even then they're still there to warn and tell of something. The Battle of Taillte, was it really just humans who fought and beat the Fairies, who were more technologically advanced than the humans, or were there others who aided them. Whatever it is Artemis needs to find out soon before history repeats itself again.

There were very few things that could really make one fear Trouble Kelp. One of those things was his little brother Grub. Trouble loved him, and the only reason that he would harm anyone intentionally would be because someone had dared to lay a finger upon his baby brother's head. Little brother Grub and overprotective Trouble.