Artemis can't even stand outside his own manor without something strange and supernatural attacking him. The story of how Artemis Fowl added werewolf to his list of many, many, many talents. Rated T because I am as paranoid as Foaly. Pester me to update or I might never get around to it!

Post TLG. Artemis Fowl was forced by his dear mother to go to school. Even if Artemis could just skip high school and easily get a job at 22. Artemis hates the idea of school, especially if Malcolm Erickson, another "genius" goes there too. Worse, Holly had agreed to go as an undercover teacher in Artemis's school! And even worse, Artemis finds himself falling for her.

Artemis, Butler, Foaly, Holly. and Argon try and work together to try and 'fix' Artemis's Atlantis Complex, but the journey there is long, difficult, but sometimes filled with humor.

Artemis is going on a picnic with Holly, the twins, Butler, Juliet and Mulch. But he has another reason for this unusual event... he wants to talk to Holly about what happened between them while time traveling. Hopefully nobody will interrupt them... but, as with all Fowl's adventures, hopes never last. SPOILERS FOR BOOK 6! AxH, written also by Cynthia Darling

In a bizarre lab accident Artemis creates Ajay, a real living and thinking person who lives inside Artemis' head. When Ajay does take a form, it's an exact replica of Artemis and even Butler can't tell them apart... Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. On hiatus until continuing chapters are written.

Artemis has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to let Holly how he feels- the St. Bartleby's school dance. The hard part, however, is asking her... Oneshot, heavy Artemis/Holly with implied former Artemis/Minerva.

This is a collection of three short stories that span from Artemis' past to his future on Mother's Day. The characters are a little ooc but in a cute way. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Happy Mother's Day!

Artemis was drinking, yes, but hardly drunk — a tear-stained conversation in the middle of the night.

"That was how the world ended: with a bang, and then a whimper." A little genocide goes a long way. Apologies to T. S. Eliot.

Raine lives a perfect and normal life. But one thing has always bothered her. Who's her father? It's been fifteen years and Holly still won't tell her. What happens when the Fowl manor siege happens again? Ah, well if you want to know you'll have to read. I hope you enjoy! T because I'm paranoid. Things are just implied but there isn't really anything bad. Spoilers for all books!

But, hey,  whoever said only Prince Charmings and damsel-in-distresses get their happy endings? [Artemis/Reader]

Once upon a Saturday night, Artemis kidnapped/takes Holly out. Trouble? Well, Trouble and Foaly teams up for sabotage. Maybe a Troll barging in is a little bit irksome specially if it also wanted Holly for his date. They all team up with a sneaky paparazzi who wants to know why he's not resting in peace after being legally dead-twice! Typical Saturday night.

One-shots, drabbles and others about the Artemis Fowl characters. Rated T to be sure. Some A/H, later on.

While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.

Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.

Holly makes a drastic decision that sets the LEP into high alert, chasing her and Artemis across an ocean to the one place claimed to be able to help them both. But is there really sanctuary to be found, or is it simply jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire?

Artemis finds a strange figure in his room and goes home with her, to see the hectic life that she says he created.

Red Roses, Valentines day, Satire, extreme Butchering of all Characters mentioned. all in the name of humor. Re-upload from my other account. Sorta HollyXArtemis?...

Arty is turning 15, and Juliet and Holly have a little something planned for the day... One-shot, humor, a bit of AxH at the end, Holly OOC in one part, Black Butler references, and an anime term. Please review. ((On the cover image, Arty is thinking: "Oh please no..."))

Holly reflects on Artemis' death. Short.

This is after The Last Guardian. Artemis Fowl has not seen the fairy world for eight months, and is currently back at St. Bartelby's under his mother's request. However, when he is called over the com that a Miss Short is picking him up for dismissal, he knows something is amiss. Fan-made, so don't hate. Also, first fanfic!

Artemis needs to learn some life skills, and who better to teach him that than Butler? Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when the chocolate chips come out... one-shot. Just humor, fluff, no OOC, technically, and just fun.

Set after TEC. Years after Artemis's mind wipe, her past vulnerability comes back to bite Holly and the People when a mysterious poison that the People suspect was injected by Artemis attacks Holly. But why only now, after so long? And what will they do? With no cure underground, they are forced to go to Artemis for it. But what will he do, with his memories not intact?

With one science experiment gone wrong, Artemis I turns into something crazy and unexpected. Another, and his son turns with him. They try to keep it a secret, but Holly walks in on something that ends that period of secrecy. Now, they have to decide what to do with her. Kill her? Make her forget...Or maybe something else? And what are the repercussions of that decision?

It starts out as a normal morning. Well... normal for Holly Short. But with one call by Commander Kelp, her life changes, and she's sent on another mission with Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums, and, of course, Butler. To find someone with more magic than No. 1. What could possibly go wrong? Teen 'cause I want to be safe.