Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.

A series of shorts about the Fowl Universe before the books began, looking into the lives of Coral Short, Artemis Fowl I, Angeline, young Butler, pre-Commander Root, and many others, over time. Chapter 7: Don't, you're a tease. Do...

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.

"Oh by gosh, by golly, it's time for mistletoe and Holly..." When Holly is standing at the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time, some...unorthodox methods may be needed to help her out. Story contains the prompt for my next hosted fic contest!

Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp. Re-post due to errors in site.

"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.

A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

"Lili and I got talking, you see, and she had this great idea, so I thought I'd try it out." Artemis grinned. An idea from Lili? The last time Holly had come home with one of those, they'd both been too exhausted to leave the house that weekend. "Right, Lili?" Holly said, looking over her shoulder. VERY important note: Read the author's note first.

As always seems the case, random events lead to intriguing discoveries between Artemis and Holly. A discussion of personal history, body modification, and lifelong reminders of the things that make us who we are. And, of course, a nice bit of fluff. ;p

Meeting the parents is scary, but joining your significant other's family for the holidays is outright terrifying. And if those holidays are for a different religion, then the learning curve is horrific. Holly is not looking forward to Christmas at Fowl Manor, but perhaps there's something waiting there to make all the stress worthwhile. Fluff, baby. All the fluff.

It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

Part of "The Broken." The story of Koboi's incarceration, rescue by Opal, and their final realization: no one deserves future Empress Koboi...but herself. PLEASE BE ADVISED: I only posted half the story here. The rest is at the Archive of Our Own.

That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.

Rupert was having a good day. You know what? No. Not a good day. He was having a great day. An AWESOME day. And when a kindly gnome gives him some free flowers, he knew just the elf who would really appreciate them.

Filing. Meetings. Paperwork. Hordes of the undead descending upon you and your coworkers, ravenous for their succulent brains. Wing Commander Vinyaya should really get overtime for this. A sequel to "In Another's Eyes."

A little one-shot. Perhaps consider it the long-lost chapter of "Fowl Shorts." Or perhaps not. Artemis manages to convince Holly to try something, despite all her misgivings, and the result is...to be expected, really.

It couldn't be true not now. Holly uttered one word full of concern; "Artemis..." Foaly accidentally stumbles upon some dreadful news for the future of Artemis. With help from Holly, an answer is to be found. To make it worse, an old enemy presumed dead is attempting revenge. Will Artemis regain his memory, figure out the evil plan and save not just The People, but himself? PostTLG

'It's hard to see the future with tears in your eyes, and Myles is afraid that his family will go completely blind.' How can you cope with tragedy when you deny that it ever happened?

Artemis has his mental problems. And Holly has her social problems. What is Holly's secret? How is Trouble involved? ArtemisXHolly HollyXTrouble. Rated T cause the Aliens are after me.*Runs around, and finds tin foil hat* WHERE IS IT! SORRY- My postings are all stopped for now, my houses' hard drive is down, there for my nexted planned chapters are at hold. Will be sorted out

In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.

Things have just started to settle down. Then a new enemy strikes,kidnapping Holly. And now there is one question on everyones mind. Who is Victoria Harrington the third and why does she want information? (Warning: may contain ArtemisxHolly. and two OCs. Don't like,don't read.)

The theory of the multiverse states that anything is possible, in alternate timelines. These stories chronicle alternatives to what happened in Artemis Fowl's story. Some small changes can result in vastly different outcomes. Warnings: spoilers for anyone who hasn't finished the series will eventually happen, as will odd pairings and major character death.