ONE SHOT. Artemis Fowl fic based on the song Speak Now By: Taylor Swift. R&R : AxH

Artemis is about to find out some news that will change his life- Forever! Rated "T" just in case.

Just for a headsup, for those of you who havn't seen the Video "2 girls 1 cup", your better off with your happy thoughts lol.Wouldn't recommend this vid to ANYONE under or over 18!Judging by Artemis's reaction here, this is just a fair warning

See what happens when Artemis Fowl has a tast of liquor. This ovbiously rated M for mature. I wrote this just for fun. Thought it would make a hularious adition to Fanfiction.Hope you enjoy Artemis's crazy moments lol

I find it impossible that you have never wondered what child prodigy Artemis Fowl gets up to at school. As talented as he is, have you ever wanted to know how it all started? To look at the backstory of the cold, seemingly unsocial boy? Reviews are loved

Years passed, things changed, but secrets always there. When Artemis found out about his hidden daughter, his enemies strikes back. Rated T just in case. R&R, please.

How dangers can one misinterpretation be when Opal decides to put some toy like restraints on Artemis and Holly will they break free or be stuck as play toys for the rest of their lives: AF/HS

There's really no summarizing this one. The only thing I can say about it is that it isn't exactly traditional fanfiction... oh, just read it already, would you?

Butler raconte à Artémis un épisode de sa vie s'étant déroulé alors qu'il avait vingt cinq ans. On plonge dans le passé de Butler qui ramène ses souvenirs à la surface. La plupart des personnages appartiennent à Eoin Colfer et je ne revendique rien!

Just a random little one-shot so ShadowedPuppeteer and I could figure out this beta thing. Lollipop

A little poem-thing I made.. please review. One-Shot.

Artemis has been attracted to Butler since puberty and he came up with a plan to persuade the man involving tight swimwear, modern technology & a guy that was just doing his job

Opal Koboi from the past has a plot to take over Haven and Atlantis. Artemis thinks he knows what she plans to do, but he can't always be right.

Artemis and Holly get into a huge fght and break up. Poor Arty goes into a major depression, and is basically suicidal. Holly and Butler must save him from the most dangerous person in Ireland; himself. slightly OOC

Artemis loves Holly. Holly loves Artemis. Will they ever get a chance to admit their feelings? Before a tragic accident?

One-shot. Holly only has one weakness, and guess who it is?

One-shot. Of course, Artemis would never eat one himself, but that doesn't stop him from trying to get Holly to take a bite of a hotdog... althought, Artemis finds he does like a certain fairy dish...

One-shot. Butler's first encounter with Artemis. In the hospital. At Artemis' birth.

Sequel to Now Choose, Arty! Holly gets Minerva back for kissing Artemis. Short One-shot... enjoy!

Of course she healed him. She could never do without him. A poem about a certain scene from TTP hint, hint .

The ultimate adventure between Artemis Fowl and... himself! This chapter of his life takes place between books one and two. Please review!

Set after the events of the Atlantis Complex, Artemis has recovered and a new genius has appeared on scene with multi-billion dollar corporation. This genius's intentions however remain a mystery as one of LEP's best looks into the situation. Indefinate hiatus due to rewriting

A rare narrative writing style known as Lascivio. It's a parody. What else am I supposed to say? Crosses overs sometimes as well, and the author, myself, is a prominent character in some chapters. Breaks too many rules to count. Enjoy!

A one-shot. Holly explains to Artemis what the colors of the sunset mean. Artemis makes his move with each glowing color. "After all, there is so much pink up there..."

Snippets of Minerva and Butler's visits in the Hotel Negresco. A side-story of Meanwhile, Quinquatria and Behind the Scenes. Flaunting taboos isn't easy, no matter your IQ.