Artemis attempts suicide but not everything goes according to plan.

His mother is dying of an unknown illness. But before he can act, Artemis Fowl is taken by Dumbledore for the most dangerous mission of his life. Sequel to "Artemis Fowl and the House Elf." Crossover with HP. Spoilers for AF:TP and HP:DH.

I realize that a lot of people have already done this, but I noticed that the new Artemis Fowl covers also have new codes and so I thought I'd give you guys both versions the original and new codes. Right now I only have the first 2 books for now.

Sleepless nights laced with recollections of sapphire eyes, and the simple notion that every tear spilled over Artemis Fowl traced back to her mistakes. MinervaxArtemis ONE-SIDED

Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity. Twoshot.

In which WAY too many traumatizing things happen, incuding the Return of the Authoress, The Absence of Fish, A Flat and Round and Squishy Eeelephant, and The Introduction that is Better Than Pie. This is what REALLY happens post-Time Paradox. Don't let t-

Holly is fed up with Foaly's paranoia and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

It's a bad time for Artemis Fowl to have an affair with one of his students. A plague has broken out among the fairies, and is quickly spreading among humans. When his love is infected Artemis will stop at nothing to find the cure, and the source...

Artemis is forced to punish Myles, when Myles plays with guns.

Artemis gets ready to go to Haven, his mother forcing him to wear the outfit she bought him for his birthday. Myles and Beckett are suprised by his "new look". Oneshot. My first fanfiction, so I'd appreciate reviews! Rating just to be safe.

This is my own version on how Opal kills Cudgeon. Please R and R

Artemis's father just got back from being held prisoner but not all is well in his head. Butler finds out he has a 14yr old daughter who has a hidden past and Artemis has angered a mafia leader. Above it all Artemise's father wants to fire Butler!

I am so not an A/M fan, but I got sick of all the "Holly and Minerva vie for Artemis's heart" so I decided to write something in which Holly's perspective is clarified. Please do not kill me for this, I don't like it either lol

Takes place after TAC. Holly hasn't been able to see Artemis for several weeks, thanks to the complicated treatment sessions Argon has been administering. When her efforts are thwarted for fifth time, she begins to get suspicious . . . Rating may go up.

Artemis and Holly enter the community play and get more than they bargained for! better than it sounds, i hope! Crackfic Arty/Holly!

Butler decides to introduce Artemis to some rational thinking when he freaks out over a spider. Artemis is about three. Oh! Two shot! Years later, Butler stumbles upon Artemis with unsuspected eight-legged company

Various stories that I imagined to occur between the books. WARNING: Stories may cause laughter. Rated T cause Im paranoid XD

The "What if" story to "What The Voices Say". Must read WTVS first. Shoot off from Chapt 38-40. Story # 2. Artemis & Sophie

After Foaly tells Artemis about the existence of Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Artemis comes up with a devious plot.

Artemis in a siege again. Bad Artemis bad. My first Fanfic. Please R&R.

In this installment of the series, Artemis and the twins are suspected victims of child abuse and are removed from their home. Artemis Fowl II is a genius, and begins a plan to get his famliy back together again. LOTS of angst.Rated T for heavy themes.

The perfect visit

Can Artemis be vulnerable? Yes, if a certain former Captain is involved. AU Story - Artemis X Holly

Artemis Fowl is twenty six. He has no memories of the People. He has just come back from his bodyguard's funeral. He is working the most boring job in the world. He has been falsely accused of a crime. But someone's watching, silent.

Colfer said that centaurs were not known for their poetry. Maybe that is simply because they keep their poetic musings to themselves . . . Thank you, Artemis, for bypassing the datacodes so we could read what's in Foaly's locked folder!