On an otherwise unremarkable day in late September, Holly Short discovered she was pregnant. Artemis is...less than thrilled. My take on an overused theme, featuring horrific puns, pillow talk and absolutely no-one called Diana. Complete.

Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.

How much do we, as inhabitants of the planet, know about our fellow citizens? Hardly anything." Ignorance really isn't bliss, as Artemis, Holly and That Indian Girl soon find out. ON HIATUS.

It was the most famous trial in the People's history

Foaly has the bright idea to force Holly, Artemis and Mulch to go on a camping trip with him. To Holly and Artemis it seems like pure torture. But will something happen to make them change their minds? Rated T just because I'm paranoid XD

When Holly's sister, Ivy, has her wedding, everyone expects her to show up with a date. A date that, in all actuality, doesn't exist. With a little help from Trouble, Holly manages to pull off the lie but will the fantasy become reality? Holly/Root

What Artemis gets up to after he's married...

Don't you want to play?" A look into the mind of a killer. Murder, death, and creepiness. First fanfic of this sort.

Humour/mystery. Calling all Fowl fans! Holly's been kidnapped, and YOU, the readers, need to figure out who did it... Do you think you can solve this mystery?

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.

A gypsy at a carnival predicts Holly's capture and torture. Artemis, terrified for his friend, takes Holly across Ireland, trying desperately to protect her. But danger follows them wherever they go. A/H, rated for torture in later chapters. FINISHED.

Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!

What if Holly had a sister how would her life be effected by Holly and the LEP. Holly is returning to Haven. This is after The Lost Colony. Its my first fanfic and i hope you like it.

Artemis and Foaly have a problem. Slash. Crack pairing.

Now physically eighteen, Artemis finds himself caught in a complicated and dangerous situation once again. This time, however, the People are in danger as well, and it's up to Artemis to save the people from exposure... unsure of all allies... A/M H/T

When Dahut calls with excellent news, the Council is ready and willing to help. So, to resurrect the sunken city of Ys, Holly Short is allowed to seek out the now twice mind-wiped Artemis Fowl. Based on the story of Ys and the myth of Callisto. One-shot.

Holly hates LEP parties, maybe Artemis can help. M rated for later chapters.

Artemis must betray the fairy people to save his parents. An interspecies war breaks out. Can humans and fairies work out their differences, or will understanding come too late to save the world? H/T Post TTP. Rated T for future violence. Minor romance.

Mild AU. The laws surrounding the use of magic are deteriorating faster and faster, and for once, the fairy folk are the ones putting Artemis Fowl in danger. Rated for safety. AFHS.

Foaly has designed a prototype for a new breed of stealth shuttles, the difference is that this one is designed for space travel. So what will happen on its very first test flight into outer space? This is going to be one wild ride! OLD N' UPDATED

In an alternate world where Domovoi Butler is no longer a manservant bound by his family’s traditions, the fairy world is becoming distorted by an unknown force of magic. Includes Artemis Fowl, Juliet, and Holly as central characters.

One day, Alexandra was playing Sims 3. She decided to make one of her favorite supposingly fictional character: Artemis Fowl. Then, the screen goes black, there is a blinding white light, and Artemis Fowl was standing in her living room...

Juliet plays some games. Artemis is reluctantly dragged into participating. Crack fic. Written mainly for authoress's own amusement.

Some people become so inert in their lives that "normal" becomes the only thing they're capable of. But how does Holly Short handle "normal"? post-TEC. Songfic: Life in Technicolor II - Coldplay

Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.