M for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.

Artemis Fowl goes to hogwarts! i know it's been done, but what ever. AF/HS T for future swearing. Pre DH and Post TTP!

Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

Draco Malfoy is the new Voldemort. Holly gets captured by one of his followers and becomes the slave of the Malfoys. How will she escape? Read on!

Artemis hasn't been treating himself well, and Butler finally steps in. Oneshot. Butler POV

This is a story about my own characters, although it used to be a fanfic. Please, just read and give it a chance. Enjoy : -Deannapiggy

-Oneshot- There was one question that Artemis dreaded more than death itself.

She cut the threads, and watched him fall. Her pleas mean nothing to him now. Songfic: You Found Me - The Fray

AU. Artemis Fowl is the president of Fowl Incorporated. Unfortunately, Domovoi Butler, his best friend, has suggested a bad idea and he's going with it. Too bad he won't tell little Arty anything. Previously known as Need a Life, Much? Edited.

Arty has to reherse for a school play, much to his disgust. Unfortunately, Holly is the one who's agreed to help him reherse... A/H fluff, rating may go up.

A humorous oneshot about what happens when Cudgeon decides to unshield while doing a stakeout.

Artemis writes under his famous pseudonym: Violet Tsirblou but his influence comes a calling: what will come of it? Rated for sexual themes

just a small bit of A/H fluff. had an hour infront of a computer so i wrote this. k just for saftey

They say time heals all wounds. But maybe it can open new ones as well. Are Holly and Artemis ready for another adventure with time? And do they really have a choice?

Adrienne questions Artemis' sexual orientation. Arty/OC oneshot.

Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE

Artemis knew that when he was obligated to babysit his brothers, the task would be far from easy. But he had not anticipated just how momentous a chore it would be until they vanished. Mother was not going to be happy.

We'd all like a look into the brilliant Master Fowl's mind, wouldn't we? Turns out, it's not too pretty. Older Artemis. Oneshot.

Geniuses aren’t surprised by anything. A snap of their all-knowing fingers and any situation should wither away like chalk on a sidewalk in the rain, but one particular genius, by the name of Artemis, has been surprised with a situation more than once…AXH

Artemis Fowl the second is seventeen-years-old, he lives alone in Paris, and the last thing he remembers before his mind turns to blackness is one Holly Short. Artemis has given up on everything he once cared for. Saving two different worlds.

Artemis Fowl has been under the spotlight his entire life. COMPLETE

Three angry greek goddesses, a supergenius, an elf back from the dead, an evil pixie, and a REALLY big house. This spells nothing but trouble...

Leafing through the Book he paused. The book was their bible. It was like one in almost every way. So where was it's ark story? And more importantly, where was it's Revelations?

Humans are gaining back magic. The People fear it, Artemis encourages it. But what will Holly think of it? Rated T for later chapters